idk if its bc ive been single for way to long and desperately yearning for a partner but recently I've been noticing how pretty all my friends are and that line of thinking has got to Stop because i am just setting myself up for the ultimate lesbian heartbreak
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oof! ouch! hang on there's something stuck in my shoe *I remove my shoe and turn it over and a small wooden structure tumbles out* well fuck. looks like someone built a little birdhouse in my sole
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i mean. who said that.
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talking to people while holding a beverage is awesome because you don't have to know what to do with your hands and when you don't know what to do with your face you can just take a sip
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gem and joel are both "primarily a nice peaceful builder but with a shockingly competitive streak and formiddable pvp skills" but their energy with it is so very different
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'you still listen to music from 10 years ago 🤨?' bitch if prehistoric humans had audio recording technology id be sat up here listening to grog and unga bunga's greatest hits don't play with me
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My new bread pans make the most... Symmetrical loaves & they scare me kinda
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this is what every tiktok screenshot looks like to me
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media: the very serious brooding asshole character is actually super deep and complex
me: ok
media: the dumb joke character is actually super deep and complex
me: ghhogoohhh. ohhhh oh mygod. oh m. oh. are you kidding me. oh i am going to throw the fuck up over this
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the gifs i find on this website... you guys are art curators
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real
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rabbits know and resent their place on the food chain
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"grippy socks" is such a fascinating phenomenon because its the result of desiring the validation of being in the most stigmatized group they might believably be able to put in their bios, while simultaneously buying so thoroughly into that very same stigma that they cant bring themselves to say it. they can stomach "grippy socks" and play nice with those whose lives look like their own, but make no mistake, they do not identify with most mentally disabled people, just mentally ill labels. the only patient they had sympathy for in girl interrupted was the protagonist. there is no solidarity. they would call the cops on you
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Shout out to all the notes-app poems, love letters, secrets, novels, diary entries, bucket lists and lyrics that were hurredly typed into people’s phones at 3am and then hidden from the world and forgotten. Maybe one day you’ll open the app and laugh at how pretentious you were, or maybe you’ll smile at that part of yourself that noone else saw
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