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@neriad13

#:o

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anerican choese

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#colors

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there was a male carpenter bee on the delivery van this morning, either tiredly trying to hang on to the windowledge or trying to fight his own reflection. not sure. was in a hurry. but I did bother him on purpose by trying to pick him up crayfish style.

bees hate this. he very loudly told me how much he hated this. I let him go to continue batting his silly little head against the glass.

#until they stop making HOLES in the WALLS I will pester carpenter bees. get manhandled idiot. #males have a lil white facemask so they're pretty discernible. #they also. try to fight everything. with all the strength and pure vitriol of a three-week-old puppy.

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im getting my oil changed and i heard the mechanic go "tee hee hee". whats happening

#have you ever done an oil change? it IS sometimes a teeheehee event. #especially if you're outside and it's windy #like. woah buddy. learn to aim. gross. #teeheehee.

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for a while I only had the one pair of trousers + dress pants, until I stole the cargo pants from the pile of donated clothes for the work 'build a scarecrow' event. :)

#forget where the other ones are from. maybe also from that. people scrap PERFECTLY FINE clothes for that event. messed up. #we totally grab shirts too bc like. why not. who's gonna know.

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this does not apply if you wear exclusively leggings. Those things tear all the time you need like a million on standby

#4 I think? one is dress pants that are actually hand-me-downs from someone who got them secondhand lmao. nicest pair I own. #the other 3 are work pants and have various stains that won't wash out. and either have patches or desperately need them. #but yeah I have more shorts bc I tend to wash those more frequently but don't do laundry super frequently. xP

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Clint you've got to be fucking kidding me

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the fact that people think it's remotely okay to just smoke around someone else is disgusting

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Was able to borrow the macro lens to take some cicada photos!

The resolution on this is crazy

#insects #bugs

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what do you guys think my name is im curious

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Is it really choir sheet music if it isn't a photocopy that says "do not photocopy this copyrighted material" at the bottom?

#I do miss school chorus sometimes

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genuinely the funniest thing ive seen on reddit