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caoticneutral · 3 years

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Ok so, I know everyone claims to know how to loose weight but I have the real solution. All you need to do is have a little cocktail of depression, anxiety, adhd, ocd, and insomnia. It’s been 2 months and I’ve already lost 40 pounds. Drink the blue kool-ade today.

#I’m fine #what’s wrong with you

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caoticneutral · 3 years

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Guess who almost burnt their house down (again).

#probably will do again #was bored in chemistry

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caoticneutral · 3 years

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To my one and only, dearly beloved follower, why?

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caoticneutral · 3 years

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She felt like a damp sock. She had a simple but nesasary purpose. However one minuscule and quite temporary flaw made her unusable.

#I am a damp sock

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caoticneutral · 3 years

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Well now that trump has shown his true colors (again), I think we should take a moment to talk about how he lies as well as a 5 year old. The only difference is that he has a cult willing to overthrow governments at his disposal. Maybe he should be put in a padded room without Twitter to think about what he’s done.

#I spoke to soon #wow

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caoticneutral · 3 years

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Some days posting is a pleasure, other days posting is a chore. Can you guess which today is?

#I’m lazy get over it

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caoticneutral · 3 years

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Do you ever get the feeling that you are destined to do something, designed for a specific niche? The feeling that although everything is stacked against you, somehow you will prevail. A feeling that burns so strongly for a few seconds before dissolving into throbbing despair and sore tears.

Me too

#hopeless romantic #fuck 2020 #how could it get any worse

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caoticneutral · 3 years

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