capitalismwasamistake
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Kay (I also go by Mistake). Queer. He/him. This blog is free of NSFW content. Everything is tagged - tags in pinned post.
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“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
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#growth
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What we have in mind for now are black dragons, with low density silver glitter, silver enamel, so that the pride flag pops)
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#the results lmao#I wanna look into the heads of those 0.4% of people who voted “they're just friends”#actually no I don't my parents somehow got that impression and I don't wanna know anything about people like that#hannibal
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So I made a thing...
Don't know if anyone did it before but @beteljzz gave me an idea and I couldn't help myself.
Bonus:
He is Chenough.
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All this about not getting to see John Lennon on twitter but I think the real tragedy is that Freddie Mercury never had an instagram
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The Outbursts of Everett True was a comic strip that ran in papers from 1905 to 1927, wherein the aforementioned Everett True regularly beat the everliving shit out of rude people as a warning to anyone else who might consider being rude. Men have not only been taking up too much room on public transport for about as long as public transport has existed, but the people around them have been irritated about it for at least a hundred years. The next time someone tries to claim that manspreading is a false phenomenon, please direct them to this strip so that Everett True can correct their misconceptions with an umbrella upside the head.
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A glimpse into their domestic life
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Behind every gay person is a gayer, more evil gay person and a little off to the side is a social worker inside a horse.
#hannibal#trying to imagine what I would think if I saw this without knowing what it's about#would I think it's just a shitpost? crack?
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want to be clear that if i ever talk about a headcanon and then later discuss a headcanon that is directly contradictory to the first one, that’s because headcanons exist in a quantum state where they are all simultaneously true and not true up until the point where i discuss it in detail, in which case that is the one that is true in that instance. schroedinger’s headcanons
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@salticid you’re amazing and I love ur cryptic spambot convo I hope u like this!!
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This little asshole keeps getting into a bird feeder, so we need to test how small is *too* small
3 inch opening: no problem
2.75 inch opening: Easy
2.5 inch opening: doing fine
2.25 inch opening: Bit of a struggle, but as Mr Meeseeks says: CAAAN DOO!
2 inch opening: Alright, lets try chewing the opening a bit, As long as we get the nuts into the mouth (huhuhu) we good I guess…
Uh-oh… Steve is getting greedy
:insert grunts of effort here:
Taking a break…
The guy who made the original video decided after a long struggle to help Steve out.
A New Challenger approaches!
1.75 inchs: Quote Mr Meseeks: “OOOHHH HE’S TRYING”
GIMME GIMME GIMME
He ends up giving up.
Source: Chris Notap - Squirrel ● literally ● bites off more than he can chew ! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sS4ach0CwN4
via imgur
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