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“Straight Men, Step Up Your Game”  DeAnne Smith Winnipeg Comedy Festival 2017
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Fictional Kiss Prompts
So I borrowed a bunch of these fictional kisses from this post and made it up into a prompt list. Feel free to reblog of course!
breaking the kiss to say something, staying so close that you’re murmuring into each other’s mouths
moving around while kissing, stumbling over things, pushing each other back against the wall/onto the bed
kissing so desperately that their whole body curves into the other person’s 
throwing their arms around the other person, holding them close while they kiss
hands on the other person’s back, fingertips pressing under their top, drawing gentle circles against that small strip of bare skin that make them break the kiss with a gasp
lazy morning kisses before they’ve even opened their eyes, still mumbling half-incoherently, not wanting to wake up
routine kisses where the other person presents their cheek/forehead for the hello/goodbye kiss without even looking up from what they’re doing
being unable to open their eyes for a few moments afterward
one small kiss, pulling away for an instant, then devouring each other
staring at the other’s lips, trying not to kiss them, before giving in
when one stops the kiss to whisper “I’m sorry, are you sure you-” and they answer by kissing them more
a hoarse whisper “kiss me”
following the kiss with a series of kisses down the neck
starting with a kiss meant to be gentle, ending up in passion
a gentle “i love you” whispered after a soft kiss, followed immediately by a stronger kiss
when one person’s face is scrunched up, and the other one kisses their lips/nose/forehead
height difference kisses where one person has to bend do wn and the other is on their tippy toes
kisses where one person is sitting in the other’s lap
kisses meant to distract the other person from whatever they were intently doing
top of head kisses
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Some smut I wrote around Christmas last year for some OCs of mine and a friend’s. Wet dreams galore!
There were too many hands. Way too many hands. And one too many mouths for that matter. One traced the outline of her piercing, lazily playing with her nipple with the tip of the tongue before swirling the stiffened peak into their mouth. Another drifted down the line of her waist and along the curve of her hip, all tongue and teeth and gentle nibbles. A pair of hands kneaded at her thighs in slow circles while another did much the same to her breasts. A sharp suck at the dip of her hip and at her breast, hard enough to mark her skin, drew a startled groan from her and Melody blinked open sleep blurred eyes.
Marcus was sprawled out on the bed next to her, feathering little kisses along her hip and the mark there, dragging his teeth along the sensitive skin while flashing her a familiar stormy look.
And on the other side, there he was again, taking a leisurely tour of her breast.
Two sets of drowning blue blinked back at her.
“Whelp. This is definitely a dream,” Mel mused out loud, a delicate blue brow arching at the twins in her bed. Her only answer was the identical secretive smiles on their faces.
A sharp suck at her breast and another bite along her hip drew a breathless gasp from her, her back arching into Marcus' touch. “Don't let me interrupt you, boys,” she laughed breathlessly as her eyes slipped shut.
This was definitely going to be a good dream.
As one Marcus switched to the other breast, rolling the pebbled peak around with his tongue while he toyed with the other, the second Marcus drifted lower to trace the blue lightning bolt over her sex with his tongue. As his breath puffed over her center and set her to squirming, Top Marcus gathered up her small breasts in his hands and squeezed them together, trailing the flat of his tongue over one tip and the other before dragging through her cleavage in a wildly suggestive manner. He crept further up her body, trailing fiery kisses along the way, nipping at her throat as he passed until he reached her mouth.
He feathered his lips over hers, teasing her mouth as the other Marcus did much the same to her center, teasing her with the faintest of touches until she was left gasping for more, for anything. With a mutual rumbled laugh that sent the bluenette to shuddering, Marcus complied, sealing his mouth over hers in a consuming kiss as he dragged his tongue along her center.
As he plundered her mouth, the blond squeezed her breasts, rolling her nipples between his fingers and drawing a plaintive noise from the girl trapped beneath the double assault on her senses. The Marcus pressed against her legs quickly maneuvered them out of the way, tossing them over his shoulders and gripping her thighs so he could better torture her with his tongue. He thrust into her center then spread the wetness he found there, stroking all the little spots that left her gasping before sucking hard on her clit. Melody's back bowed at the intense sensation and Marcus greedily devoured her needy moans, ravaging her mouth in sync to his twin nestled between her thighs.
The elemental groaned as he pressed a long finger inside, pumping into her with slow, luxurious strokes. A second one joined the first as he rocked his hand against her, curving his fingers and stroking the sweet spot deep inside while he continued to suck at her. Marcus tore away from her mouth and shifted to her breast, sucking hard on first one nipple then the other and leaving her gasping at the over-stimulation. “Hah!” Mel shifted restlessly beneath them, her heart in her throat and eyes clenched tightly together as her chest heaved with her panting breaths.
As she neared the brink of release, a faint dusting of pink on her cheeks, the world shifted and she found herself in a familiar position and yet not.
Melody straddled one of the twins' faces and he lavished her with slow, worshiping licks, his eyes a smoldering cerulean as he kneaded at her cheeks. She made a strangled sound of frustration as her orgasm was pushed back but a low chuckle above her drew her attention up.
Marcus stood over her, a half smirk on his lips as he caressed  her cheek. He stroked a thumb over her kiss-swollen lips, the pink of her tongue chasing after. Amber eyes drifted over the defined ridges of his stomach and the deep v of his hips to the prize that lay between, Marcus' prominent arousal giving a noticeable twitch as her tongue brushed the pad of his thumb. Emboldened by the rather visible reaction, Melody sucked it into her mouth, rolling it around her tongue and groaning as the Marcus beneath her rewarded her with another firm suck. Top Marcus sank his free hand into the starry nimbus of her hair, looking down and watching as she teased his thumb and ground his length along the side of her cheek.
When Mel turned to drag her mouth down the length of him, she was rewarded with a sharp tug in her hair, her spine bowing with a gasp as he dragged her head back. Her lids were heavy with desire, drugged as she looked up the long line of his body and shivered at the fiercely possessive smirk he leveled on her. With surprising tenderness, the blond caressed her cheek with his free hand, stroking her parted lips before pulling her down and burying himself into the heat of her mouth. With both hands tangled in her hair now, Marcus rocked his hips into her touch, gliding over her tongue as he slowly fucked her mouth. The elemental's soft noises at his take charge attitude (and the fists in her hair) increased as the blond beneath her returned to pumping his fingers into her as his tongue danced around his hand in long teasing strokes.
With Marcus completely taking the lead, Mel was left no choice but to cling desperately to his hips as he thrust into her mouth, shuddering at the nearly synchronized strokes as they thoroughly worked her over. The blond's muscles flexed beneath her hands with each smooth thrust and the low moans he made as he pillaged her mouth made her toes curl. Marcus tugged at her hair, drawing a ragged whimper from her and tilted her head back just enough so she could blink eyes drunk with lust at him as he thrust into her mouth. He wore his customary half smirk, shifting his grip in her hair so he could continue dragging her down his length while he brushed his fingers over the hollow of her cheek. The speedster stroked her lips, caressing himself as she took him deep. Melody groaned at the sight of him stroking himself off even while she went down on him, eyes closing at the shudder that went through her as the Marcus beneath her chose that moment to suck hard on her clit.
Just like that, the bluenette found herself at the brink of orgasm, her pleading moans muted as Marcus drove himself into her mouth again and again.
And just like that, the world shifted again and she found herself on all fours this time.
Marcus was on his knees before her though he bent that lithe frame down, cupping her cheeks so he could tilt her head back and give her a surprisingly tender kiss. She felt his twin behind her, stroking his fingers along her sex as he gave her ass a playful swat. It wasn't until she recognized the taste on Marcus' tongue as he explored her mouth was hers that she realized they had switched spots.
As Marcus pulled back from the kiss, he threaded his fingers through her locks and gave them a gentle tug, and Mel eagerly took him into her mouth again. The blond behind her rewarded her with another light spank, dragging the rough pads of his fingers through the wetness gathered at her center and drawing a needy moan from her as her hips danced for him. Marcus gripped her hair tightly, thrusting up into her mouth in slow pumps as she hummed at their mingling taste. The speedster behind her replaced his fingertips with the tip of him, tracing the outline of her sex and spreading around the slickness there as he tormented her. Melody groaned in protest at the tease as he sawed his length against her, sliding against the heat between her thighs. With a low chuckle he complied, pressing into her at a tortuously slow pace until he was hilted deep.
The bluenette made a distinctly approving (if muted) noise, her eyes clenched tightly shut as the twins began to move in tandem. The blonds rolled their hips into her with fluid grace, her soft murmurs increasing with their pace. Both hands were in her hair, sliding the azure locks into a ponytail, a convenient grip as Marcus thrust into her mouth. The other's hands were locked on to her hips, his fingers steely as he pounded into her and coaxed a strangled noise from the bluenette. With her head tilted back as Marcus fucked her mouth, the angle wasn't quite deep enough to bottom out on her, though not for a lack of trying from the muted thuds of their bodies impacting together. His hands shifted down her hips, gripping them tightly as he hoisted her into the air so he could stroke deeper. Melody gasped as he ground against her back wall, his hips grinding flush against hers as he crammed himself into her. Marcus wasted no time at all in setting a fast and furious pace, pounding into her as she cried her pleasure.
The twins took her at a nearly frantic pace, drawing breathless gasps and muted moans as the wet sound of their colliding bodies filled the room. The bluenette's back bowed as she gasped for air, overwhelmed at the over-stimulation as they thoroughly had their way with her. As her sounds increased in volume and desperation, pushing closer and closer to that in inevitable cliff of ecstasy, they paused, both buried deep inside her. She squirmed beneath them, seeking her release but was met with unyielding resolve and she groaned in protest as she realized they were edging her. Blinking open lust-clouded eyes, Mel looked up the long line of Marcus' body and swallowed thickly at the roguish half smirk he leveled on her, mischief bright in his stormy blues.
They rocked almost gently against her, drawing out the near painful line before orgasm as they both reached around to tease her further. The Marcus taking her from behind dragged his fingertips over her clit, caressing her with slow deliberate circles while he ground against her back wall, wringing little gasps from her as the other Marcus toyed with her breasts. He palmed her curves, thumbs flicking over the taut peaks as he tenderly fucked her mouth. The slower pace was agony, both enticing and overwhelming with all of the over-stimulation. As if sensing her frustration, the twins shared a knowing smirk before they hoisted her up off the bed.
With Top Marcus still buried to the hilt inside her, Melody found herself leaning back into his chest, his hands underneath her parted thighs as he continued his slow pumps. The other blond stood before her, trailing his hands down her body in a worshiping caress. A thrill went through her as Marcus lingered a moment to watch her, his stormy gaze devouring the sight of her. With her arms looped loosely around the back of Marcus' neck, her back was arched, breasts bouncing with each slow thrust and thighs parted wide to completely bare her to his piercing stare. Her amber eyes were half shuttered, heavy with lust, her head nestled into the crook of his neck and her breasts tightened with his stare as she watched him watch her. She wet her swollen lips and the blond's gaze focused on the movement. He stared at her mouth for a long moment as she felt her cheeks grow hot with a blush and she bit her lip.
A knowing smirk tugged at Marcus' mouth before he closed the distance between them and sealed his mouth over hers in a consuming kiss. His hands roamed over her body once more, and where they were tender and teasing before, now they moved with purpose. He palmed her breasts, squeezing them and circling the taut peaks with his thumbs as he tilted his head to the side and thoroughly ravaged her mouth. Tweaking her nipples and drawing a gasp from her, one of Marcus' hands trailed lower, brushing over the taut line of her stomach and setting the muscles to tightening before he reached her center. He dragged his thumb through the slickness there and spread it around while Marcus continued to rock his hips into her from behind. The blond bit her lip, soothing the sting with his tongue as the Marcus behind her continued to work her over with slow, languid strokes.
When she made another protesting sound at the glacial pace, Mel found herself being moved again, transferring forward to the other twin as he gripped her ass and held her close without breaking the demanding kiss. He sawed his length against her center, fingers making divots in her cheeks as he held her tight enough to make her squirm at the over-stimulation. In one fluid movement he buried himself deep as Top Marcus fisted his hand in Melody's hair and dragged her back for a bruising kiss. Her back bowed with the position and Bottom Marcus bent down to mouth at her breasts as he rocked into her heat. With his hands firmly locked on to her hips, he pumped into her, coaxing a muted moan from her that quickly transitioned into a gasp as he sucked hard at her nipple. Top Marcus gladly devoured her eager sounds and reached around to stroke at her clit as they had their way with her.
The blond tore away from her mouth, trailing demanding little kisses and sucks down her throat and leaving her gasping for more. When he placed two fingers against her lips, Mel sucked them into her mouth without hesitation, moaning at the mental stimulation as he set to fucking her mouth with his fingers in tandem to the twin's thrusts. Bottom Marcus tracked his mouth to her other breast, leaving behind a trail of love bites and marks in his wake before swirling the tip of his tongue around the taut peak with deft precision.
When the blond was satisfied by Melody's mouth, he tangled his free hand in her hair once more as his twin took up teasing her center with his thumb. Sealing his mouth over hers in a demanding kiss, Marcus spread the slickness from her mouth at her backside before slowly pushing forward. The sensation was certainly different but as he set a slow pace that was offset by the more thorough one set by the twin pumping into her, she quickly lost herself in the distraction, groaning into Marcus' mouth as they stroked her off. The fist in her hair tightened and she gasped, eyes fluttering shut as the blonds' mouths wandered, trailing marks over her skin while she panted for air. They slowed and the bluenette blinked open heavy eyes, assuming yet another change in position was in order. She was only half right.
They tossed her legs over Bottom Marcus' shoulders, her toes pointed as he ground against her, wringing little gasps of pleasure as the blond at her back shifted her higher so he too could press into her. Her spine bowed as they both hilted deep within her, taking a moment to let her body adjust while she clung desperately to them. Melody was wedged so completely between them that all she could do was move her hands and even that sounded like too much a waste of energy that could be focused elsewhere. The hand in her hair gave one last little squeeze before releasing her, her head falling back on to one of their shoulders. Her focus was shot and she could no longer tell them apart; whose hands were where, whose mouth teased at her throat and whose tongue was in her ear. All the while they moved together, wringing muted whimpers from the bluenette at the double assault on her senses.
As their pace increased, her little noises transitioned into a steady stream of oh's as her eyes clenched tightly shut, Marcus' name a breathless prayer on her lips. Their mouths trailed fire in their wake, planting open mouthed kisses along her skin and dragging their teeth over the rapid pulse in her throat as she shivered. As one, they shifted to the dip in her shoulders, sealing their mouths over her skin and giving it a sharp suck to mark her flesh. Mel tugged weakly at their braids as they mouthed her throat, half formed curses streaming from her as she neared release. And as one, the twins bit her, rocking their mouths against her as Melody finally barreled into her release with a strangled cry. They coaxed her onwards, taking her hard as they pressed their teeth against her. The elemental's head tipped back as she writhed between them, reeling from the explosive force of her orgasm and practically sobbing at the over-stimulation as they brought her again and again--
And Melody jerked awake in bed, thoroughly entangled in her sheets and gasping for air as her heart pounded a million miles an hour. A wild glance around her bedroom told her she was alone and she fell back on to her mountain of flattened pillows with a frustrated groan.
The bluenette turned her head towards the door at the sound of running water, squinting at the light flooding through as it opened and Marcus paused in the doorway. He took in her disheveled state, pebbled breasts rapidly rising and falling as she relearned how to breathe, and the stupid grin on her face before a knowing smirk began to grow on his. “Good dream?” he asked conversationally as he padded back to the bed and crawled in to pull her close. Melody hummed a laugh, cuddling against him as she kissed the top of his nose. “Yeah,” she murmured with a drunken smile as she settled into the familiar warmth of him. “Good dream.”
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Feyre: Are you decent? Cassian: Not morally, but I’m wearing pants, if that’s what you’re asking.
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How RP works
Plot out a legitimate RP idea with your partner
Start RP
THE RP IS NOW PORN
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The more I read, the more I figure out that my passion as a reader lies in stories of great friendship. I am absolute trash for stories about a ragtag group of people doing life together. Struggling together. Loving each other through everything and overcoming. Whether the characters are mortal or not, there is something about stories that center around friendship that just speaks to my soul. There is something spectacular and overwhelming and inspiring about loyalty and deep, platonic love. Yeah, reading about romance is great, but friendship, the idea that there is family you can choose, is so important and so valuable, in my opinion. I mean, isn’t that what makes the Gangsey, the Court of Dreams, the Palmetto State Foxes, and Kaz’s crew of misfits so extraordinary? Isn’t friendship a form of magic in and of itself? 
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Feyre: Oh shut up. Rhysand: You shut up Feyre: Make me Rhysand: I will Rhysand: But you might moan a bit
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SARAH J MAAS WOMEN
Okay y'know what? I have to just take this one minute. One minute to explain.
Remember that scene where Feyre left Rhysand IN THE MUD after finding out they’re mates just to get away and THINK? At first, I thought, “how fucking heartless” and I still think that. But now I think of it in the way that Feyre needed not me. Feyre needed that space, that time, that sense of choice before being “fated” with someone AGAIN. Feyre needed to feel like SHE had the choice, not anyone else.
And when Aelin didn’t let her friends in on all her plans in QoS? At first, I thought it was dumb. But this was HER revenge story. HER chance to bring down the men who brought her down and get vengeance. There was too much at stake in order for her to include them. Aelin needed to do what she did and it all worked out. She even INCLUDED Lysandra because of what Arobynn did to her. She gave Lysandra the chance to get HER freedom and HER body back from that puppet master. Ugh.
Ugh just. Seeing these women with their knowledge of what THEY need first? That’s intense and I seriously love this author and these books for blazing a path for strong women who kick ass and take names and DO WHATEVER THE FUCK THEY NEED OR WANT WHEN THEY WANT OR NEED.
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神宮寺レン詰 | な
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Please re-blog if you’re OK with silly fan art of your characters.
always and forever
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Sorry I couldn’t hear you over the cannon fire on my ship XD
Reasons why Uta Pri Episode 11 will be my fave: a Long Post pt 2
This asshole:
like wow can u not say that i’m a little emotional here
and when he said this
i was like no stop
but then he said this
but fuck you i heard this
sorry i couldn’t hear you properly over the canons firing off of my ship
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Too bad Haru-chan’s so damn clumsy >.>
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Tokyia you bae ;;
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