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Harley Quinn is a big millennial mood because she’s got the qualifications of the dean of a major university but she hits people with a baseball bat for a living, and is painfully aware of this dichotomy at all times.

(Side note, Batman: The Animated Series Harley was a big Gen-X mood because she had realized that she had agency over whether she gave a single nanofuck about whether literally anyone lived or died.)

100 FEMALE CHARACTERS IN 2021

28. Harley Quinn ☆ Birds of Prey (2020) dir. Cathy Yan

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Two things always strike me about this movie:

1: The profound queer energy of leaving your enormous wealth to your cats.

2: How horrendously unnecessary Edgar’s skullduggery was here.  My dude.  The cats will not tell you how to spend the money.  She IS leaving you the money.  She’s just legally putting you on the hook to own cats.  Hire a cat butler for dog’s sake.

#Aristocats #Like seriously what was Edgar's deal #Chill My Dude

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"the trauma made you kind" fuck that. no. i am kind because i cannot allow anyone to go through what i did. i am soft because i chose to be.

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oh yea well can the snyder cut do THIS

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ALSO, let us not forget that Malthus himself actually came up with his theory to justify acts of genocide on the Irish people which were later rebranded as “mismanagement” of the potato famine, when many of these policies were designed to kill people.

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You can only reblog this today.

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Tom Holland does Rihanna’s “Umbrella” on Lip Sync Battle

#always reblog Tom Holland doing fuckin THIS

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no I will NOT shut up about Luz:

* feral nerd

* bi as hell

* empathy powerhouse

* brilliant and dumbass sharing the same space like some quantum entanglement of stupgenious

* like for instance saving the day by INVENTING A MAGICAL DISCIPLINE OUT OF WHOLE CLOTH but also try to fight a bully on literally her exact home terf

* then turbo-tank your way past your crush being desperately in love with you

* master of Millennial Snark

* gender?? what gender?? who told you you needed gender huh? some loser who was trying to make you feel small!

* wisdom hard won by arguing with The Internet

* ranting about the dumb parts of books she loves

* so into fan fiction it gets its own episode

* comedy hour is just puns for an hour

#luz noceda #THE OWL HOUSE

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ALSO A QUICK HEADS UP ABOUT BLENDER EVERYONE:

IT CAN BE USED TO REPLACE ANIMATE AND IT IS GETTING PRETTY GOOD AT IT.

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How come semi trucks in Europe look like “toot toot :)” and in North America they look like “HONK HOOOOOOOONK >:|”

#crossbreeding european/american shitposting #with Pet Discourse #was a stroke of genius #only on tumblr

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One of the few moments of levity in the 2020 election season was this point where a reporter asked Joe Biden to what extent he’d be willing to compromise on policy to make deals with congress, and he answered by saying that it depended on how obstreperous they ended up being.

This is fucking awesome because Joe knew, and knew that we would all immediately think of the fact, that there is no way in hell Donald Trump wouldn’t assume that obstreperous was a type of dinosaur.

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Gallup: 5.4% of Americans Identify as LGBT

Me: ... [looks at friend group] ... are you sure you don’t have that, like, flipped?

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DESTROY HER, EDA

I posted this pic in a photoset before and honestly it deserves its own post - get her Eda!!

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[chanting]

BEST FRIEND POLYCULE BEST FRIEND POLYCULE BEST FRIEND POLYCULE

I posted these old glitradora draws on twitter for valentines but i forgot to do it here, then wanted to posted them anyways so uhhh… happy random glitradora-is-my-otp-have-some-old-art Day!

(watermark is for artofkace bc that was my old account)

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A low-spoiler guide to She-Ra seasons:

1: Fun.

2: FUN, but also hurting.

3: Fun but also HURTING.

4: DEEP HURTING, DEEEEP HURRRTIIIIING

5: FUN-HURT, FUN-HURT UNTIL YOU LAUGH-SCREAM-CRY

#she-ra

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Batman 66 was frickin’ genius.

Fully and utterly obsessed with every single aspect of this scene