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Yes this poll is very biased in favor of North America lol

#I did have a Nick phase and Jesus it has been heavily tarnished now #but I was very much a Disney channel girl #HSM literally shaped me as a person so

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lol abc knows exactly what they’re doing sharing those episode stills. you ain’t gonna get me silly billy’s, she is clearly at a crime scene lol

#I did start mind mapping a fanfic where Lucy did find out she was pregnant so the timing of this is v funny #also I will never write this fic but it was fun to think about #Hannah musings

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Bureaucracy is not stupid. It’s elegant. It’s a beautiful puzzle waiting to be cracked. Every rule, every form has its purpose. It all fits together, and when the puzzle is solved and you take a step back and see the big picture, it’s like staring into the face of God.

#DAMN RIGHT AND SHE IS THE BEST #watching: the favor #amy santiago #b99

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every brooklyn nine-nine episode (99/112) → 99

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#NIINNEEE-NNIIINNNEEEEE #who needs a 100th ep when you can have a 99th #watching: 99 #b99 #also my type a queen Amy had her moment to SHHIIINNNEEE

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ULTIMATE SHIPS CHALLENGE - [5/5] Holiday Related Scenes ↳ “It’s not part of the heist. I promise, this is real.”

#I want to project this on to the backs of my eyelids!!!!!! #also the origin of the otp tag #watching: halloveen #b99 #otp: i love your face and i love your butt

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Brooklyn Nine Nine (2013-2021) Halloveen (S05E04)

#watching: halloveen #screaming crying throwing up #otp: I love your face and I love your butt #b99

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#my angel darling sweetheart #amy santiago #watching: the big house pt2

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Brooklyn Nine Nine(2013-2021) The Big House Part 1 (S05E01)

#crying #watching: the big house pt1 #otp: I love your face and I love your butt #b99

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the best way to consume media is to make it your only personality trait for at least two months

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My genuine face after hearing its going to be another two weeks until we confirm promotions DESPITE me knowing I have one and am moving teams but I’m still not allowed to discuss it???

#gonna cry #hannah musings

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just a reminder to COMPLETELY boycott Eurovision this year; Azerbaijan and Israel, despite committing genocide, are STILL allowed to compete & have NOT been banned. by refusing to ban both countries, Eurovision is profiting off of the genocide of Palestinians and Armenians.

do not listen to the artists. do not pirate or stream the artists' music, and this applies to ALL the artists who are competing and performing this year. do not listen to the songs on ANY platform, do not give them ANY attention.

write to your broadcasters and tell them you REFUSE to watch the channels until they recognise the Armenian and Palestinian genocides & that you find it disgusting how they are allowing Eurovision despite Azerbaijan and Israel's entries.

do NOT give eurovision OR the competing artists ANYTHING but silence.

boycott ALL of eurovision.

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#elite #watching: bank job #b99

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i’m already living in a time loop it’s called being employed

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Brooklyn Nine-Nine Rewatch [86/90] » Chasing Amy ⤷ If she doesn’t pass this exam, she’s gonna have to wait another three years to take it again, and that’ll disrupt her entire life calendar. Is that a real thing? It hangs over our bed.

bonus:

#watching: chasing amy #I love this episode so deeply #Jake is a wonderful boyfriend #otp: i love your face and i love your butt #b99

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#my type a girlies love to freak out about taking a test #otp: i love your face and i love your butt #b99 #watching: chasing amy

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#my kinky faves #otp: I love your face and I love your butt #b99 #watching: cop-con

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children existing in public spaces is genuinely like. necessary for the continuation of society. it doesnt have to be your kids you dont have to volunteer at a daycare or whatever but you need to be able to tolerate the presence of someone who is learning how to exist as a human and interact with people

#hating kids loudly isn’t a brag #hope that helps