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The Prestige, Hanif Abdurraqib

[ Text ID: the poem begins not where the knife enters / but where the blade twists. ] 

#quotes

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A cavern inside the body / builds its own wind patterns. A wound can eat me in reverse.

Sara Daniele Rivera, from The Blue Mimes; "With a Destructive Obsession"

#quotes

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in honor of dungeon meshi anime my favorite dungeon meshi bit is when laios reveals his favorite food and kabru gets really really mad it's not a monster in any way

#dungeon meshi

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thinking about how senshi, chilchuck, and mithrun would all be around the same age if they were all the same race is so funny

just 3 middle aged men going through a midlife crisis who play divorced dad rock while senshi teaches mithrun how to make lasagna

#dungeon meshi

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#dungeon meshi

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it must be so fucking funny to be a dungeon meshi anime only. imagine searching fanart of your favorite anime and every single time there is some fucking catgirl among the cast that's nowhere to be seen in the show. it's a medieval adventure setting why the hell is everyone putting a catgirl in there. but she's always there hanging out with the gang like shes always been there. real life Graggle Simpson

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i hate when i send someone a meme in another language and they're like "uhm... translate? 😒" fucker i sent you a meme where 90% of the words have an english cognate and/or you don't need to know what they're saying to find it funny. can you at least TRY

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Annie Clark I was not familiar with your game 🫡

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Hadi Rahnaward: 'Fragile Balance' (2023) rug sculpture created with matches

#art #me to this artist: are you sick in the head #omgggggg

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idk if anyone has made an isopod one so i decided to create this.

FUCKING IPOD.

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vampires have been drinking human blood for centuries they don't give a fuck about guys on eight different antidepressants. they were sucking on asbestos factory workers

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“GUT LEVEL” | 2023

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imagine dragons prematurely blew a fat load when they came up with such a righteous band name, with the price of being limp&dry ever since

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them: you better not be gay wolf when i come over

my gay wolf ass:

#laois