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[carolineisntdeleted]

It was Caroline appreciation day on April 22nd! How dare I not say anything for my day?? I am flattered at the people who chose to celebrate it, though. 🫂🎂✨️

#portal 2 #portal #caroline portal #portal caroline #Aperture Science #Portal rp #caroline appreciation day #The most important day!

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I’m not sure if this was asked before but Miss Caroline, what’s your favorite part about the facility?

I love everything! The people, the science, the ideas. It’s all fascinating! I love the science of it all.

#portal #portal 2 #valve #caroline portal

[carolineisntdeleted]

Happy new year, be glad that Aperture hasn't stopped the flow of time yet!

#portal 2 #portal caroline #aperture science #portal rp

[carolineisntdeleted]

are you excited for caroline christmas!

I like Christmas so yes!! It's very fun to decorate Aperture for it. Christmas is very cozy. I don't think Mr Johnson likes how cold it is but I love it.

#portal 2 #portal caroline #portal rp #aperture science

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what is your opinion on ducks? more importantly, is it legal to inject them with snake DNA?

I LOVE ducks, they are so silly!! I would own a duck and bring them to work if Mr Johnson did not insist my pets should be test subjects. But if you'd like to grab a duck and inject them with snake DNA, go right ahead!! I'm sure Mr Johnson would love to help you. It would be a very interesting experiment.

#portal 2 #portal caroline #aperture science #portal rp #cave johnson #aperture laboratories

[carolineisntdeleted]

*hangs from the ceiling* remember your red scarf that one guy stole? well I stole it from them just now :)

I'm concerned as to why you are on the ceiling. But I completely forgot about that! Wait does this mean you stole the scarf for you or are you giving it back to me because those are very different things-

#portal 2 #portal caroline #aperture science #portal rp

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So I managed to lose my voice and it has been extremely hard to prevent Mr Johnson from doing dumb things as I now have to just write little notes for him and he forgets to read them and at this point I'm worried he can't read at all, why does this facility seem to fall apart every couple weeks this is insane. Mr Johnson please remember to learn to read I think it would be great for the both of us.

#portal 2 #portal caroline #aperture science #portal rp #cave johnson #aperture laboratories

[carolineisntdeleted]

Do you guys know what guns are good for killing uh..

*looks over at the now destroyed test chambers filled with over a hundred Mantis Men, killing every test subject in sight*

Bugs.

#portal 2 #portal caroline #aperture science #portal rp #aperture laboratories

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We had a party for the 4th of July a few nights ago and someone decided to bring in not only fireworks, but actual explosives too, which they then decided to set off inside. Mr Johnson did fire them but I guess I'm still going to have to help rebuild that part of the facility for the rest of the year..

#portal rp #portal caroline #aperture science

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It's now summer which means it's extremely hot which also means that somehow our air conditioner is now broken. This happens every year. And every year I have to buy little fans for everyone. Which are useful but somehow they go missing. Who is this fan stealer? I'll never know..

#portal 2 #portal caroline #aperture science #portal rp #aperture laboratories

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I'm gonna have Mr Johnson's lab boys make some more pride flag turrets. You'll now get shot during testing with style.

#portal 2 #portal caroline #aperture science

[carolineisntdeleted]

It's pride month so you are all legally obligated to be nice to me and Mr Johnson because we're gay so it's the law now. I'll make you eat gel if you don't.

#portal 2 #portal caroline #aperture science #portal rp #cave johnson #aperture laboratories

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Update from the Black Mesa thing- me and Mr Johnson are fine, ironically some of the Mann Co mercenaries walked into the Mc Donald's and we're on good enough terms with them so Mr Johnson begged them until they let us hide in their building instead. You guys better not tell on us though.

Hypothetical question, what do you do if your boss drags you to a "meeting" with a company that he swore we were enemies with but he brought a Portal Device and forced the higher ups he was meeting with to look directly into it, causing them to get severely injured and maybe dead, and now you and your boss are on the run from the police and are hiding in a Mc Donald's? Asking for a friend..

#black mesa #aperture laboratories #mann co #portal caroline #portal 2 #portal rp

[carolineisntdeleted]

Hypothetical question, what do you do if your boss drags you to a "meeting" with a company that he swore we were enemies with but he brought a Portal Device and forced the higher ups he was meeting with to look directly into it, causing them to get severely injured and maybe dead, and now you and your boss are on the run from the police and are hiding in a Mc Donald's? Asking for a friend..

#black mesa #aperture laboratories #cave johnson #portal caroline #portal 2 #portal rp

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My favorite types of bugs were Praying Mantises until Mr Johnson got ahold of my cage of them that I have and thought it was a great idea to inject their DNA into humans. Long story short they are not my favorite anymore. The new favorite is moths. For now..

#portal 2 #aperture science #portal caroline #portal rp #cave johnson

[carolineisntdeleted]

Happy birthday Aperture!!! To celebrate the anniversary of our beloved company, me and Mr Johnson are throwing a party and all of our employees are invited 🎂 ✨️

#aperture science #portal 2 #portal caroline #portal rp #cave johnson #aperture laboratories #((happy birthday portal 2 !!!!))

[carolineisntdeleted]

I am spinning around in circles in my rolley chair and no one can stop me !!!

#portal 2 #portal caroline #portal rp