carter-yaxley-blog

[carter-yaxley-blog]

#muse

[carter-yaxley-blog]

braveheart-flint:

Rowan almost choked on his drink at her words, wiping his mouth with a napkin. “Alright, now I know you’re fucking with me. Derek with the quiff and the teeth?” he asked, doing the impression, sticking a hand against his forehead and wiggling his fingers, while sticking his teeth over his bottom lip. As he finished his remarkable mirror image of Derek from HR, Rowan stuck his fork into a piece of beef and examined it. “You see this meat? This is the prime example of you. The more it matures, the tastier it gets.” 

Carter couldn’t hold back her laughter as he did an uncanny expression of the man in question, shaking her head. “That’s the one.” She agreed, smiling at him as she managed to reign in her laughter. “That is one unfortunate looking man, isn’t he? Teddy keeps trying to tell me he’s obsessed with me, but for Derek’s sake I’ve been assuming he’s just fucking with me.” Carter shrugged, watching his movements with an exaggerated eye roll. “Oh shove off, you did not just compare me to a piece of meat.”

#chat: rowan flint

[carter-yaxley-blog]

fullmoonxmetamorphic:

“Thanks. It was an absolute nightmare trying to get Iris to my grandmother this morning,” he said, taking the muffin from her. “She got used to me and Pan both being home over the holidays, she just wasn’t having it. Teddy yawned and ran a hand through his blue-tipped hair, setting the Scamander file aside, reaching for the other one.  “Which creep in DMLE? There’s a few. My brother has a thing for you too, so watch out. I told him if he valued his life at all, he wouldn’t try it.”

Teddy flipped through the file, looking over at her. “So, Massachusetts it is then. Some way to start the new year.” He hopped off of the desk and handed Carter the file so she could look over it. “Today, I think. Dad seemed pretty insistent with me telling him which case we wanted to take. But hey, at least we know despite our flaws, the two of us still have our position as one of the best teams in the office.” He took the Scamander file, preparing to take it back to Harry’s office, but he paused and flipped through it. “The one thing that’s tripping me up. Why the hell was his body found in America of all places, though? It’s like whoever’s doing this is trying to make it a global scare, not just localized here.” 

“Just another reason not to have kids.” Carter murmured, shaking her head. She grimaced as she met his gaze. “Sorry - Iris is great, you know I love her. I just can’t imagine ever having one of my own.” She sighed slightly - not that she’d ever have the option with the way her love life seemed to be going. She shook the thought from her head, focusing back on Teddy’s words, her eyes trailing his movement as his hair changed colors. “Mason? Is that his name?” Carter snorted, raising an eyebrow at his comment. “Really? Which brother?” She asked, pretending as if it made any difference to her, like she’d ever looked at the kid twice, hoping to get under Teddy’s skin at least a little. She figured it had to be James - the younger was utterly obsessed with the Malfoy girl. “You’re not wrong there.” She agreed, taking another drink of her coffee. “I would crush that boy like a bug.” She murmured, a single laugh escaping her.

“Massachusetts.” She repeated softly, sighing slightly as she finished her muffin. “My new years always suck, at least I won’t be here and miserable.” Carter wiped her hands on her pants before taking the file from him, flipping through it slowly, brow furrowed. “Merlin, why hadn’t I wanted to be a teacher?” She huffed, shaking her head with a slight frown. Her life would have been so much easier if she had. “Wonder of wonders.” She smirked, rolling her eyes. “Clearly, we’re the best. Although it doesn’t seem to pay off as much as it used to.” She grumbled, closing the file and glancing back up at him as she leaned back, trying to finish her coffee before they had to get back to Harry. “I don’t know.” She admitted, pursing her lips. Those were three of her least favorite words to say. “I think that’s exactly what they’re trying to do. But why? And are there really that many of them? Or are they just trying to make it look like that, and they’re really spreading themselves pretty thin?” She finished the rest of her coffee before standing, looking at the file with a blank stare for a moment before tucking it under her arm. “Shall we?”

trip to america.

#trip to america

[carter-yaxley-blog]

braveheart-flint:

“Hey, who knows what could happen in twelve months?” Rowan pointed out, taking another swig of his bottle. “Plus,” he wiped his mouth between words, “I’m probably the best looking guy in the office.” Confidence had always been one of Rowan’s strong point, from being young he boasted about his impressive smile and strong jaw. “I never said you weren’t already hot. Just you get hotter.”

“If it’s anything like the last twelve months, I don’t want to know.” Carter grumbled, shaking her head before finishing her drink.  She rolled her eyes at his comment - she should have seen it coming. “I don’t know - you know Derek, from HR? I think he might have you beat.” She grinned wickedly, trying to hold in her laughter as she teased him. Carter tutted slightly, although she couldn’t help the laugh that bubbled forth. “I’m sure I could argue that further, but I’m feeling festive, so I’ll let it go.”

#shes talking about someone who is not attractive at all #chat: rowan flint #also yes that would be perf

[carter-yaxley-blog]

64

64. Are you a gossip?

I don’t like to talk to anyone, and I don’t care what anyone has to say so I’ll let you figure that one out.

#Anonymous

[carter-yaxley-blog]

braveheart-flint:

“I dont know. Maybe twenty twenty-five is my year to find the right girl and settle down,” Rowan reflected, knowing there was a very low chance of that. He always ended up bored. The girls he dated started to get boring. “Well sometimes drinking more is s bad thing. For example, you look hotter after each shot.” He teased gently, the playful banter he always had with her.

Carter snorted at his words, her laughter turning into coughs and she had to put her cup down for a moment, shaking her head. “Sorry - you, settle down?” She asked, rolling her eyes playfully at him. “Got a better chance of seeing God.” She murmured, smirking at him as she speared a potato with her fork. “Okay, first of all, you really know how to boost a girl’s confidence.” She said sarcastically, teasing him. “And second, I’m always hot, so that much is a given, love.”

#since carter is the most difficult person on the planet #she decided to take that as #'youre not hot unless im drinking' lol #chat: rowan flint

[carter-yaxley-blog]

fullmoonxmetamorphic:

Teddy walked down the hall, coffee in hand, cursing everything that was the week after Christmas. It didn’t help that the second he stepped off the lift, when another voice from behind him stopped him. “Ted,” Teddy stopped, having been about to say something to Carter when he saw her exit their office. “I need you and Yaxley to look over these,” Harry was saying when Teddy turned around, shifting one of the coffees he was holding to the crook of his arm to make room for the files his father was handing him. “You two get first choice. The case you don’t pick, I’ll pass to another team. I need to know as soon as possible.”

He took the files from Harry and nodded, “Yes, sir.” As Harry walked around him, Teddy mumbled a ‘good morning to you too’ under his breath. Teddy nodded for Carter to follow him into their office, not daring another look at his father, already knowing exactly which look he was giving him. “I love when files get shoved at me at the ass-crack of dawn. Merry fucking Christmas,” Teddy said to Carter, with a huff, as he entered their office and shut the door. He sat on the edge of his desk, handing Carter one of the coffees he’d been struggling to hold as he made room for the papers Harry had just shoved at him, and started going through them. 

“So, do you want to stay here and investigate the Scamander case or head to Ilvermorny? Apparently we get first choice,” he said, with a sigh, as he flipped through Lysander’s files. Murder cases always got him, but he’d never been able to handle the young ones. He looked up at her, “Fancy a trip to the States?”

@carter-yaxley

Carter was surprised when she got to the office before Teddy - it almost never happened anymore. She didn’t usually want to be here, so it was hard to get herself motivated enough to come in on time in the morning. She frowned, shrugging out of her jacket and hanging it on the back of her chair, standing with her hands on her hips as she surveyed the room. She could get to work, she supposed, glancing around the empty office. Or she could see if there was any food in the break room. She nodded once, taking back off down the hall.

Her steps slowed as she heard the familiar voice, but she didn’t want to turn to look in case Harry caught her too, so she kept on, dashing quickly into the small room and sighing happily at the mountain of muffins on the table. She grabbed two and made her way back, meeting Teddy’s gaze as she did so. Carter followed him silently, biting back a smirk as he started complaining as soon as the door was closed. It was nice when he managed to drop down to her level of moodiness, comforting almost. She took the coffee, switching it for the muffin she’d snagged him and walking over to her desk. 

“What a coveted position.” She drawled, rolling her eyes as she picked her muffin apart. “We get our pick between two asinine cases. Lucky us.” Carter sighed slightly, thinking about the two, although she already knew what she’d prefer to do. Any excuse to get out of this damn country was good enough for her. She smiled wickedly at him, a glint in her eyes at his suggestion. “You read my mind, Lupin.” She knew his reasons were far different from hers, but she was glad nonetheless they were still on the same page. She took a sip of her coffee, feeling slightly better. “When do you think we get to leave? Oh, please tell me it’s today. If I have to see that creep from the DMLE again I swear I’m gonna blast him through a wall.”

trip to america.

#trip to america

[carter-yaxley-blog]

braveheart-flint:

“Here’s to New Years, New Friends and maybe New Hookups,” Rowan chuckled, holding his glass up to his friend across him. They were at the Three Broomsticks, finishing off their Christmas dinner. “I must admit, they do make these better every year.” 

@carter-yaxley

“I’ll drink to that.” Carter smirked, rolling her eyes playfully as she tapped her glass to his with a light clink. “Is it a tmi if I say I could use a new hookup?” She sighed, shaking her head lightly, her dark hair falling over her shoulders as she did so. “I think you just drink more every year.” She grinned, raising an eyebrow. “Although you might be right, regardless.”

#chat: rowan flint

[carter-yaxley-blog]

weasleydragon-tamer:

“Do you even recognize anyone?”

“Darling, I never recognize anyone. Probably because I don’t care enough to pay attention to them, but that’s besides the point.”

#i realised after i replied i was supposed to use carter so here #chat: harrison weasley

[carter-yaxley-blog]

braveheart-flint:

At the end of a long day of work, Rowan walked into the usual spot for ministry workers. He ordered quite a few drinks and walked over to Carter who was alone in a corner. “Come on now, you’re supposed to be the life of the party. So I guess I’ll just have to revive you.”

@carter-yaxley

Carter couldn’t help but smirk as the other man came over to her otherwise empty table. “Come on now, Flint.” She started, rolling her eyes playfully. “You know me better than that by now.” She laughed once, shaking her head as she finished off what was left of her drink. “Parties tend to die as soon as I walk in.”

#chat: rowan flint

[carter-yaxley-blog]

fullmoonxmetamorphic:

“Yeah, see. We’re gonna have to do something about you sitting here in here doing nothing, while I’ve been working my ass off all day and you get all the credit for it.” Teddy shook his head in mock disapproval as he reached over to his desk for a crumpled up piece of paper. Teddy threw it at Carter’s head and smirked, nodding to the door. “Let’s go, Yaxley. If we hurry up, maybe we can still get lunch earlier than usual.”

He shrugged, “Didn’t say, no. Apparently no one we’re related to since we’ve both been assigned to go here.” Teddy huffed as they made their way to the lift, glaring in the direction of Harry’s office. “I wonder if this is time sensitive and he’d know if we went and ate first.”

“See, that’s where you’re wrong.” Carter disagreed with a frown, shaking her head. “Weren’t you ever taught not to fix something that isn’t broken?” She asked, tutting lightly. “I mean, your dad has to like you, and this way he almost likes me too.” Carter shrugged, swatting and the paper. She missed, pouting as it hit her forehead. She stood lazily, stretching as she walked around her to desk toward him.

“How are we supposed to get there if we don’t know where we’re going?” She grumbled, grabbing her coat off the hook and shrugging it on. “I mean, that doesn’t narrow it down on my end, I’m not related to anyone.” She followed his gaze, holding back a laugh at his expression. “I’m pretty sure he’d find out somehow, he always seems to. Let’s just....get it over with.”

#Chat: Teddy Lupin

[carter-yaxley-blog]

fullmoonxmetamorphic:

Teddy paused at the office he shared with Carter and knocked on the open door, peering in. “Hey, scratch our early lunch. We gotta go make sure some old and abandoned Death Eater house is cleared out of all dark artifacts or some shit like that. Which is probably something that’s not supposed to be handled by our department, but Dad probably thinks we’re not doing anything in here which, I mean…” He smirked, “He’s not entirely wrong.”

@carter-yaxley

Carter jumped at the knock, her head falling off the spot on her hand where it had been resting. She instinctually started shuffling through the papers before her - the same that had been open on her desk for nearly thirty minutes now, before she glanced up and noticed it was just Teddy at the door. “Merlin, Lupin.” She sighed, shoving her files away from her once more and leaning back in her chair. “Maybe you’re not, but I’ll have you know that I have done a lot - as far as your father is concerned. I’m quite adept at taking credit for everything you’ve done, you see.” She furrowed her brow as he cancelled their lunch plans, pouting as she opened her mouth to complain, but his next words cut her off before she could even begin and she snapped her mouth shut again, an uneasy feeling in her stomach. “Which house?” She asked sharply, narrowing her eyes slightly as she thought. 

#Chat: Teddy Lupin

[carter-yaxley-blog]

#muse

[carter-yaxley-blog]

😃

“Teddy is an annoying know it all who is far too much like his father. That being said - and if you tell him I said this I’ll kill you - he’s one of the best aurors I’ve ever worked with, and he’s unfortunately my best friend. Whether that’s unfortunate for him or for me is anybody’s guess.”

@fullmoonxmetamorphic

#ft teddy #fullmoonxmetamorphic

[carter-yaxley-blog]

fullmoonxmetamorphic:

He looked at her, “I mean, you didn’t have to follow me willingly, Carter.”

“No, you’re right.” Carter drawled, rolling her eyes as she crossed her arms over her chest. “I could also sit by myself in my room and drink firewhiskey all night while I wonder why I have no other friends. Move over.”

#chat: teddy lupin

[carter-yaxley-blog]

🐎 for our muses to take a horse drawn sleigh ride. (@fullmoonxmetamorphic)

“What the hell are you doing?” Carter asked, raising an eyebrow as she got close enough to recognize who was sitting in the carriage before her. “You look like an idiot, you know that?”

#Chat: Teddy Lupin

[carter-yaxley-blog]

fullmoonxmetamorphic:

He snorted at that, “Well, I’m just glad none of that red hair will hit any of my kids genetically. As long as Mum doesn’t find out I said that.”

Teddy shook his head as he exited their office. “When do we ever do work?” He realized that Harry’s office door was open when he said that and stopped in the middle of the hallway when he made eye contact with his father. He winked at him and  continued down the hall to the lift. “Oops. Ten Galleons he actually gives me shit to do when I come back.”

“Teddy.” Carter chided, as if personally offended by his statement. “That is it, I am calling your mother right now.” She plucked her phone from her pocket, pretending to dial her number. 

Carter coughed, trying to hide her laughter behind her hand as she noticed the older Potter glancing through his door as they walked by. “Smooth, Lupin.” She shoved him when they were past the Head Auror’s office, shaking her head. “Twenty says he gives us both shit to do.” She grumbled, shoving her hands into her pocket as they made their way outside. “I knew being friends with you was a bad idea.”

#hi this is a million years old sorry #you can drop it if you aint feelin it anymore #chat: teddy lupin