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Why is the animation crap in ep 2?

#doug #roger #nicktoons #mr #dink

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People have called Doug boring ..

But doug is me

Moving to new places

Daydreaming low esteem

Almost getting hit without noticing

Doug is In need of chris hansen

And lives among a lost alien civilization

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Episode 1: Doug Bags a Neematoad

Our first look at our hero in full color. Of course, he’s writing in his journal on his way to his new home, because some things just can’t wait. As Doug explains that they are moving to Bluffington because of his father’s new department store photographer job, we get a glimpse of what that’s going to be like as Phillip prepares to take a family photo in front of the new house.

Wait, is that a Polaroid camera?

Goddammit, you’re fired. So after the family photo (that was, for reasons unknown, ruined by the movers), Phillip sends Doug off on his bike to find a hamburger joint in town so he can get everyone dinner and explore Bluffington. Responsible parenting. This is when we meet his new neighbors, the Dinks. The Dinks are Bud and Tippy. Apparently rich, Bud likes to buy gadgets and talk about how expensive they are. Tippy always shows disdain for Bud’s enthusiasm in everything, begging the question of why they are even together. She’s never happy. Anyway, Bud shows Doug a welcome to Bluffington video, hosted by Mayor Bob White. This is his annoying way of giving Doug directions to Honker Burger, where all the kids hang out. This is where our first good delusion kicks in.

Doug, at first excited about meeting kids at the local hangout, quickly panics about the possibility that no one will like him. This isn’t normal panicking either. Doug visualizes the mayor of Bluffington announcing to everyone that he is a loser. He has this whole vision of all the kids in town laughing at him. Hardly a realistic thing to worry about. Yet Doug really runs with it to the point of being unaware of his surroundings. See, while Doug was assuming everyone would hate him based on the mayor’s opinion of him, the traffic light he was waiting for changed and he was holding up traffic. DAMN YOU, MAYOR!

So Doug makes it to Honker Burger, meets Skeeter because you must run your order through a translator so it is retarded, and accidentally squirts ketchup on Roger Klotz’s shoe. Uh oh! The ketchup accident was a result of seeing Patti Mayonnaise ride by on her bike outside. Instead of being cool about it, Roger decides to play a prank on Doug by telling him to meet him at Stinson’s Pond so he can be the first person to bag a neematoad. Thanks Roger, for triggering another fantasy where Doug becomes a hero.

Already fantasizing about a girl he hasn’t met until crushing reality hits him in the form of Roger’s voice.

Anyway, Doug meets Roger and his goons the next day and they tell him how to catch a neematoad and he does it for hours before he notices that they’re just across the pond laughing at him because neematoads are just made up bullshit. Then porkchop emerges from the pond covered in mud and they all freak out thinking it’s a neematoad. Skeeter believes it is a neematoad too, in spite of Doug insisting that it’s just his muddy dog. I can only believe that these people are not this retarded, and that Doug is lying to his journal about everyone believing it’s not just a muddy dog.

Doug finally meets Patti the same way he met Roger, but instead of squirting the ketchup on her, he squirts it on her hamburger. She says he has great aim in spite of the fact that it was a total accident, and after Skeeter’s introductions, we get this lovely bunch of infatuation.

And that’s pretty much it. Doug writes in his journal about everyone he met; how he hopes Skeeter will be his best friend (best human friend after Porkchop protests (because as a dog, he can either read what Doug is writing, or hear what he is thinking), how the Dinks are weird, and how he might be in love with Patti. It is at this point in the series that Patti should think about a restraining order.

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LOL DYING OMG FUCK

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Pop goes the tv

#doug #nicktoons

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This seems like acceptable adult behavior

#doug #mr. dink #nicktoons

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My childhood honestly as in always moving

Moving to alien ville humans aren't purple

I claim this place in the name of the funnys!

Tada!

Seems like a fun dude

#doug #nicktoons

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King of the hill

Commentary and further thoughts

This sounds like shit

That boy aint right

Now I can believe Bobby feels like a screwup.

Its not like Hank doesnt show he loves him tho as he says he did his best after the ball fiasco

Anger problems are bad for a childs health and i know hank will further show disinterset or disgust in bobbys hobbies .

Not that i hate hank i find his anger amusing

And bobby is still a little shit pushing his dads buttons on purpose

End on a positive note

You make me proud

#king of the hill #bobby #hank hill

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Please respect my fences right to be a fence.

You can't do nothing!

Why Bobbys excuse falls flat.

King of the hill

Pilot

The moral

I can make him love me when I screw up

Moral is ruined bec Bobby is a little shit

You can't yell at me or they'll take me away

Want to see something cool?

Smug little shits

#king of the hill #bobby hill #hank hill

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King of the hill

Pilot

The moral

I can make him love me when I screw up

Moral is ruined bec Bobby is a little shit

You can't yell at me or they'll take me away

Want to see something cool?

Smug little shits

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King of the hill

Ep 1

pilot commentary

Hank is blamed for Bobbys black eye.

Hank is a dumbass who kinda is to blame for that black eye

Don't look at me keep your eye on the ball

This guy has nothing in his head

Do you know what a hammer is?

Hanks friend Dale prob knows his wife is a cheater and lives in denial

You've been seeing John Redcorn for 12 yrs and you still get headaches

Does your husband have anger problems?

Yes

And idiot problems

#king of the hill #hank hill #dale gribble

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Well metrosexual furthers bury my interest in stan x kyle. They are toxic

.. Stan left him to get beat up

and denounced his feelings at the end

Stan: Kyle. Hey, ese. You wanna come play catch with us?

Kyle: What? Y-you want me to hang out with you?

Stan: Yeah. It's cool, holmes.

Kyle: No, dude, it really isn't cool. You all turned your backs on me. You're supposed to be my best friends and you just... treated me like nothing! And now you all expect me to just forget it all and, and hang out with you again like nothing happened?

Stan: Aw Jesus, Kyle, don't be such a whiny little gaywad! Come play catch with us

.. I am no longer mad at kyle for leaving him in assburgers

#south park #stan #kyle

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Calling cartman the biggest asshole is flawed in a world of assholes including you.

he's a murderous psychopath .

#south park #kyle #cartman #big baby

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These two so cute

#south park #kyle #ike

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I use to think eric was to terrible to kyle

but cow days

Laughs at Erics abuse or gives no fucks

Kyle is a little shit

#south park #kyle #cartman

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Ikes wee wee mis rambles

Kyles a dick look at the trauma he caused his parents

Even Eric is judging him

Mr. Mackey is brainwashed x has a hot wife save him

Ike is baby

Liane sucks eric knows how a dick works x i don't like her anymore

When you touch a fireman liquid squirts out.

#south park #kyle #ike #cartman

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Stan caring about getting famous was before butterballs

same with addiction

remember Gutair queer o?

#south park #stan