Everybody likes to get taken for turns
To see how bright the fire inside of us burns
And everybody wants to get evil tonight
But all good devils masquerade under the light
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It’s human nature to desire unrestricted access to mozzarella sticks
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old comic from 6 years ago about halo and metroid, who are best friends
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SLYTHERIN: “We might do some things together. I don’t know about sides. I go my own way; but your way may go along with mine for a while.” -JRR Tolkien (Treebeard: Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers)
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Dear SU Crewniverse Resident Ska Enthusiast: Can you please confirm if the most recent title is a Less Than Jake reference? Yours cordially, An Aging Rudeboy.
Dear Aging Rudeboy,
Yes! It’s a reference to “Last One Out of Liberty City”. You win the prize - a Checkered Gem Sloop! Check your mailbox in 6-8 business weeks.Sincerely,
Ben
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ayn rand at a friends birth: i refuse to celebrate this tiny man. what has he achieved?
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Lapis in Gorillaz style!
Maybe I’ll do more gems :D
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Inventors' Methods: Innistrad vs Kaladesh
Kaladeshian Inventor: What is this thing even made of?
Innistradian Inventor: Alright, fine, I might have used a few unorthodox parts.
Kaladeshian Inventor: Just tell me one!
Innistradian Inventor: An... orphan...
Kaladeshian Inventor: A what?
Innistradian Inventor: (coughs) ...An orphan?
Kaladeshian Inventor: Did you say... an orphan!?
Innistradian Inventor: Yeah, a little... orphan boy...
Kaladeshian Inventor: It's powered by a FORSAKEN CHILD!?
Innistradian Inventor: Might be, kind of, I mean, I didn't use the whole thing!
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