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Me: "Ugh, I'm so sick of being in a bad mood"

Also me: "Yes, I'll have some hurt no comfort, thanks"

#probably doesn't help #feels very cathartic though #cassirambles #fanfiction

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If you are a fan fic writer and you're alright with people making fan art of your fic, reblog this 💚

#I think I'm fine with pretty much anything that's not for profit #so art / bindings / translations / podfics+++ #I'm more than fine actually #I'm delighted

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One of my favorite genres of post

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#i hit only when i drink and then realised i no longer drink #so i guess i don't smoke anymore either #used to do it a lot though #I'm still fully addicted to nicotine though i just don't smoke it anymore

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(for the purposes of this poll, there is no monkey's paw situation: the chore you pick stays the same level of difficulty/grossness/etc. as it normally is for you, and you only have to do it as often as you want to. the chores you don't pick are magically done for you exactly the way you'd want them to be, just with zero effort on your part.)

#i chose making the bed because i don't do that anyways #if changing the bed is included i want a refund though #i hate changing the bed #if changing the bed is included in making it I'm cleaning the toilet #it's like the one chore i genuinely don't really mind

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this is purely for fun and I've certainly been guilty of a few of these things myself in my years of fic writing. don't be weird in the notes and don't use this as an excuse to insult someone's writing.

#i love some overuse of the italicised oh #also padded across the floor #and smirked #i think part of my problem is I learnt like 75% of my English language vocabulary through fanfic #so in my head fanfic words mean what they do in fic #not whatever the dictionary says it means #i think the only one on here that pulls me out of the story is orbs

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“They could’ve avoided all this if they just fucked” well consider they’ve actually been fucking the whole time and they’re just like this.

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collection

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fics that are like 500 to 1200 words or so often have a particular kind of energy to me - like the author sat bolt upright in bed, struck by the most brilliant inspiration of their entire lives, and then typed as fast as their fingers would allow them to in order to capture it all before it left.

oneshots that are just a straight, clear shot from the brain to the page with no real filter in between? that's good stuff right there.

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alright guys im curious. who were the worst mutuals youve ever had

#my ex gf #met on tumblr and should absolutely have left it there too #not on this blog though

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OKAY series of polls about sock preferences because i'm a curious autistic fuck:

(if you don't wear socks don't answer any of the other questions)

#i want an option that's “yes when I wear shoes because more often than not shoes with no socks is a worse sensory nightmare than socks” #i wear them out but they're the first thing i take off when i get home

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i would love to go to sleep at a reasonable hour, but unfortunately the person who sets my bedtime is me, and that bitch loves bad choices and screentime

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#first one was a bunny #i had like 3 of them but only one was RIGHT and I would not sleep without it #then it was a leopard and then a pig #i also had a doll named after me that i had a strong relationship too #oh and a big bear which had to live in my room because it was too big to travel #I'm realising i had intense relationships with a lot of intimate objects actually #replaced it with fictional Harry potter characters (would not leave home without one of the books) #now they live in my phone and head as fanfic

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Grandmas were so right about puzzles and knitting and crocheting and solitaire and reading slow and slippers and baking and watching deer in the backyard send post

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when I see something dated 2019 I think “oh that’s not too long ago” and then I remember that 2019 was not only five years ago but those five years have somehow contained several lifetimes

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I’m done playing. I’m straight up blocking people who post positively about ai art/ai voice acting.