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Happy I’m in the trenches Tuesday everyone

#is it Tuesday

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#i tried a fag once #it did not end well

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He's just chilling in his nest

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LOOK at this PUFFY little guy

I'm calling him Dave

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#DAVE

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DAVE

You made a nest

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LOOK at this PUFFY little guy

I'm calling him Dave

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#he's mine and i love him #hi dave i have missed you it has been a while

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You guys really liked my last poll so

#jupiter

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they diagnosed me with i love you and it’s incurable

#Jane after the slightest mention of Red John

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OKAY series of polls about sock preferences because i'm a curious autistic fuck:

(if you don't wear socks don't answer any of the other questions)

#i blew it #almost had the chance to say yes to them all #to every single poll #except for the fact that I'm currently not wearing socks #i have failed

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far too old to care about fandom opinions i am an adult with a *sees a take* hm. never mind actually. i am in fact so blessed to have a huge brain and correct inconsequential opinions on fictional characters. there but for the grace of god go i

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Reblog if you're shorter than 5'8.

#sad times

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new member

#LOVEEE #fave #spy x family

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i think what’s on a person’s nightstand is very telling so reblog this and put in the tags the things you have on your nightstand

#a bunch of junk #i can't tell you what that junk is #a giant tub lid #papers #a super old covid test #bottled water #a vibrator #my id card probably #a sponge #room freshner spray #this is all i can remember

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before the poll, a quick definition of terms:

"mutual" - you found this post from a mutual (on their blog or your dash) "following" - you found this post from someone you're following, but who isn't following you "random" - you found this by scrolling through someone's blog, who you don't follow. this includes people following you "For You" - you found this on the For You page "recommended" - you found this in a "Check out these blogs" popup, or a "recommended" post when looking at a different post "other" - you found this post some other way. comment how? "reblog ✅" - you're going to reblog, queue, or schedule this post "reblog ❌" - you're NOT going to reblog, queue, or schedule this post

with that out of the way:

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happy "is it tuesday or wednesday?" friday

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So we all know that Tumblr is US-centric. But to what degree? (and can we skew the results of this poll by posting it at a time where they should be asleep?)

Reblog to increase sample size!

#noooooooooooooooooooope

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Just checking.... We all pronounce Miette like My-TAY in our heads, right?

#MEAT #lmaoooooooooooo