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this does not apply if you wear exclusively leggings. Those things tear all the time you need like a million on standby

#listen I'm a Big Pants Small Top gay #I'll never have enough pants

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you'll just be minding ur business and then suddenly the air smells like an august evening in 2005

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far from prudish but just got blazed porn of someone's pussy spread out so hard and up close like it's a map of the polish-lithuanian commonwealth and I'm king and grand duke sigismund II augustus inspecting his lands to plot defense against the swedes

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"I was born in the wrong decade" but like in a "I should have been feeding punch cards into a machine and mercifully executed when Windows 7 came out" way

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Being a young adult is so strange. You enter a coffee shop. The 20 year old girl waiting behind you cried all night because she just came to a new city for university and she feels so alone. That 27 year old guy over there works a job he is overqualified for, he lives with his parents and wants to move out but doesn't know what to do about it. That one 24 year old dude already has a car, a house, and a job waiting for him once he graduates thanks to his dad's connections. The 26 year old barista couldn't complete his higher education because he has to work and take care of his family. The 28 year old girl sitting next to you has no friends to go out with so she is texting her mother. That couple (both 25 years old) are married and the girl is pregnant. The 29 year old writing something on her laptop has realized that she chose the wrong major so she is trying to start all over. We are not alone in this, but we are actually so alone. Do you feel me

[cathriana]

Being a young adult is so strange. You enter a coffee shop. The 20 year old girl waiting behind you cried all night because she just came to a new city for university and she feels so alone. That 27 year old guy over there works a job he is overqualified for, he lives with his parents and wants to move out but doesn't know what to do about it. That one 24 year old dude already has a car, a house, and a job waiting for him once he graduates thanks to his dad's connections. The 26 year old barista couldn't complete his higher education because he has to work and take care of his family. The 28 year old girl sitting next to you has no friends to go out with so she is texting her mother. That couple (both 25 years old) are married and the girl is pregnant. The 29 year old writing something on her laptop has realized that she chose the wrong major so she is trying to start all over. We are not alone in this, but we are actually so alone. Do you feel me

[cathriana]

Being a young adult is so strange. You enter a coffee shop. The 20 year old girl waiting behind you cried all night because she just came to a new city for university and she feels so alone. That 27 year old guy over there works a job he is overqualified for, he lives with his parents and wants to move out but doesn't know what to do about it. That one 24 year old dude already has a car, a house, and a job waiting for him once he graduates thanks to his dad's connections. The 26 year old barista couldn't complete his higher education because he has to work and take care of his family. The 28 year old girl sitting next to you has no friends to go out with so she is texting her mother. That couple (both 25 years old) are married and the girl is pregnant. The 29 year old writing something on her laptop has realized that she chose the wrong major so she is trying to start all over. We are not alone in this, but we are actually so alone. Do you feel me

[cathriana]

My Internet just crashed for the second time in three days. The first crash lasted an entire day, and I can't stress how much I don't have time for this. I gotta hand in my master's thesis on friday and I gotta complete a whole other project on the urban evolution of Hong Kong for Wednesday, which I haven't even started yet, and can't make without access to online historical maps.

Someone PLEASE put me out of my misery, or at the very least bring me a pot of freshiy brewed tea. I beg you.

#this is a cry for help #why now ??? #why not #idk #next week when I'm gonna leave this place for 4 months for work and not come back ? #no of course it had to be now #AAAAAAAAAAH #cat rambles

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No in between. Reblog if you vote pleas

#thanks the clarification prev

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English added by me :)

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you have to dig a hole in your living room, for easy access to the labyrinthine cave systems below rich with valuable minerals and skeletons who hate you. minecraft has taught me this much

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[cathriana]

Then how do you explain the sentence "getting railed ?"

Taylor Swift is honestly just like any other Taylor, but faster

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I got a ton of new followers recently so not all of you know my favorite sewing machine hack

Handsewing too slow and uneven? Project too fiddly for machine speed? Need to constantly adjust needle placement but want to keep your wrists? Enter the Hand Crank. A friend made it out of wood but I bet you could 3d print one of these bad boys no problem.

When I was living off my sewing it literally saved my wrists.

#the more technology advances the more it stays the same

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The committee against vacuum cleaners