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i was the first girl to get shrunk so small that they blew a bubble around me and i wasnt even big enough to break the tension in the soap and i floated away into the sky until it popped 100 meters up and i fell for what felt like years due to my low terminal velocity and when i hit the ground i wasnt even hurt and i joined an ant colony. since then ofcourse there have been many others.
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Email from my mom
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Having to listen to Lana Del Rey in your gay friends’ cars and pretend it doesn’t sound like an old man trying to read a poem on his deathbed
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why isn’t there a grindr for allies?
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Eh not bad he's a little washed out still but man I should probably just play the game
Why is he white now
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I think because easy pete is so iconic he's my main way of judging the mods because if he's not right it's not worth playing
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Why is he white now
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I know this is horrible but this comment was left on a true crime youtube video and I cannot stop laughing.
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Awwwee they gave us a free naan to make up for it ❤️ peace and love on planet earth
Omg this bougie indian place does pizza but not roti...
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Omg this bougie indian place does pizza but not roti...
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I keep looking at this it's making me hysterical
New vegas looks so good now I've finally got all the mods in order
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We need more honorifics for when you like get good at something like dr ...like maybe if you, eat, 1000000 hotdogs you can be htdg. That's a fucking stupid example but you're not paying me to come up with posts now are you .
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That old lady in Novac : Why did you bring me over here under Dinky the T Rex?
The Courier :
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