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You're absolutely 100% right! Humans love drama! They like a bit of blood sport! And they like bloody love stories even more! Moshang are indeed Jianghu Hannigram lmao!

I just now imagined something like this lol:

Liu Mingyan relating the latest incident that's gonna be included in the new edition of Resentment of Chunshan to Sha Hualing: And then Lord Luo almost decapitated that man for questioning Shen-shibo so rudely! It was so intense!

Sha Hualing: Almost? Pfft. Laaaaaaaaame. Shang Qinghua made that Glowing Ox ambassador eat his own eyeballs for questioning Mobei-jun in court just last month!

LMY:....What?

SHL: The clan now keeps those eyeballs as a heirloom by the way, once he regurgitated them out that is. Its become quite the attraction.

SHL: We should go sometime! It'll be so romantic!

LMY: ...Shang-shibo?

SHL: Yeah who else? But its always been like that between those two. They're disgustingly in love. Been literally decades and no signs of calming down I tell you! Shang Qinghua once gutted five clan elders of the Wave Riding Porpoise Tribe for plotting against Mobei-Jun! That icy bitch is so lucky...when will it be my turn ahhhhhh!

LMY(Intrigued):...Tell me more.

Sha Hualing, hauling out the thickest, fattest book from somewhere: This is my favourite copy. There's an illustration of Qinghua burning Linguang-Jun alive inside!

A month later, The Northern Winter's Bloody Love, translated by the illustrious Liusu Mianhua of Resentment of Chunshan fame, hits the mortal markets. Its a hit.

Every single day I'm grateful for that time I stumbled on the SVSSS headcanon that while Bingqiu is considered highkey confusing and lowkey cringe in the demon realm, Moshang is known as the Power Couple™. They're the demonic love story. The 'It Couple'.

Just generations of demons sighing over the dramatic and bloody love story of the Northern King and his right hand man plus spymaster, yearning for one of their own filled with such glorious violence and betrayal! A classic childhood friends to lovers narrative filled with ups and downs and copious murder and gore! Love at first sight! The story of the loyal spy who rose up the ranks of the brutal Northern Court, culling his competition while providing vital intel to his liege, all the while infiltrating the most powerful cultivation sect in the world and eventually even becoming a Peak Lord! The slow burn of all slow burns! All kinds of spicy complicated power imbalances! Sexy, unexpected age gaps! Years of heavy plot! Decades of passionate courting! The pinnacle of inter-species forbidden romance! The tale of a man who swore eternal loyalty after falling violently in love at the very first meeting, calling a mere Prince His King in his desire and determination to see his beloved's ascension to the throne that was his birthright, and the Demon Prince who was unexpectedly presented with fierce loyalty in a life that had until then been rife with treachery and grabbed it with both hands and never looked back!

...and there's Junshan and the weird human he keeps around. Somewhat interesting if you're into that teacher-student thing I guess. There were very few deaths. Some bland murders. The trial arc and the self destruct thing plus corpse hoarding was interesting but overall very vanilla. Unseasoned. Not even a proper decade of drama. Kinda boring. And Junshan's half human so they're like Walmart version inter-species romance. But whatever the Emperor's into I guess. His dad was kinda weird too but at least his relationship with that human woman had some kick to it. The new generation just doesn't appreciate a long drawn out painful romance tsk tsk...

Like infinitely grateful to whoever first spawned that headcanon. Never fails to make me laugh. Honestly the most hilarious thing I've ever seen in this fandom. Hope your pillow is always cold and you never stub your toe.

#Shang Qinghua #Mobei Jun #moshang #Scum Villain's Self Saving System #svsss

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Paraglider and black vulture chilling

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my liege you cannot trust this buffoon. he doesn’t even begin every other sentence with “my liege.” he‘ll never whisper in your ear the way i do it, my liege. sire. your fuckableness

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"Go to hell" is basic. "Hope your favourite anime movie sequel gets cancelled after seven years in production AND getting an animated teaser." is smart. It's possible. It's terrifying. It's happened.

#smiling through my tears #yuri on ice #ice adolescence #the pain

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by talos this can’t be happening is a mandela effect because the actual phrase is by the gods this can’t be happening and i’ve never heard anyone say the former in game

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Jonathan being the only one not promising to kill Mina is more complicated than just selfishness. He will not make promises he knows he cannot keep. He has made up his mind already.

Jonathan has already said his vows to her, on their wedding day.

#Jonathan Harker #Mina Harker #Dracula #Dracula Daily

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After Maigu Ridge

Yue Qingyuan: I would like to invite Shang-shidi back to our sect

Shang Qinghua, suspicious: Why?

Yue Qingyuan: You have shown great bravery here today and have proven that you are willing to fight for humanity despite your demon allegiances

Shang Qinghua, squinting: What's the real reason

Yue Qingyuan: No one else on the mountain knows how to do taxes

#yue qingyuan #shang qinghua #svsss #scum villian self saving system

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be running up that road // be running up that hill // be running up that building

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Nightwing Vol. 4 #87 - “Get Grayson” (December 21, 2021)

Written by: Tom Taylor Artist [pencils & inks] by: Bruno Redondo Colorist by: Adriano Lucas Lettered by: Wes Abbott Edited by: Jessica Chen (editor), Jessica Berbey (assistant editor) and Ben Abernathy (group editor) Published by: DC Comics

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One time my rabbi told us, “imagine you had a box with a little bit of god in it. What would you do with the box?”

So we were like ?? “We’d protect it and keep it nice and clean and polished” and he was like “your body’s that box. Stop eating markers”

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i need people do do me a favor and be absolutely normal about it

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not to be insensitive but some of the salem witch trials were so funny bitches like “i saw her at the devils sacrament!!!” girl… what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament 👀

#hadn't seen this OG post in ages

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So I just saw a post by a random personal blog that said “don’t follow me if we never even had a conversation before” and?????? Not to be rude but literally what the fuck??????????

I’ve had people (non-pornbots) try to strike conversation out of nowhere in my DMs recently, and now I’m wondering if they were doing that because they wanted to follow me and thought they needed to interact first. I feel compelled to say, just in case, that it’s totally okay to follow this blog (or my side blog, for that matter) even if we’ve never talked before.

Also, I’m legit confused. Is this how follow culture works right now? It was worded like it’s common sense but is that really a thing?

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#reminds me of that video where that guy was interviewing anime con or comic con attendees about their 'hear me out' options #and the men were all talking about the most conventionally attractive anime waifus and characters #And then came the women who had a ranked lists of hot Yautja Predators and xenomorphs and other crazy ass stuff #a good amount of them said Davy Jones from Pirates of the Caribbean and also slenderman and Smaug #One of them went on a rant about a sentient battleship and another was very gung ho about a blood sucking tree from Japanese mythology #The interviewer was traumatised lol

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"Ridiculous"

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I’m paying to force seven thousand strangers to see a photo of my late husband having fun with his dog. Tumblr Blaze is totally worth it. XD