guy that says grace before giving head
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Stolen from twitter bc I need to see everyone's answers
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“i could fix him” “i could make him worse” well i could put him in so many outfits
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recalling my insane former roommate who said their cat did things out of genuine emotion whereas my cat behaved performatively
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why is your oc still alive?
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HAVENT GOTTEN A NEW SANTA PIC TOGETHER SINCE 2014 YOU’LL HAVE TO ACCEPT THIS
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First thing you see after you zoom in is how you die
How you dying 👀
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hey um im rly sorry but i saved ur boyfriend in the wrong format and now his save file is corrupted. so he’s evil and weird now. sorry
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i’m gonna shitpost about daniel craven here and no one can stop me
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are you gonna post about your annoying new all consuming interest on main or make a sideblog like some kind of democrat
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