One nostril clogs another one opens or however the saying goes
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how r u gonna call them love handles and then try to convince ppl thats a bad thing. insane to me
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reblog this w your weirdest fear!!! mineās balloons
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I think the AIDs quilt may be the most harrowing image of the AIDs Crisis there is to me, just seeing pictures of it sends shivers down my spine. Every single tile was a life that was taken too early by an apathetic world and yet there were people who cared enough for them to make the quilt to carry on their memory. It is honestly one of the most beautiful and meaningful pieces of art of the last 50 years to me
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hi everybody please reblog this and tell me your go-to coffee order right now and if you don't like coffee feel free to include your go-to tea order instead
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jessica really said āgod forbid women do anythingā and doomed an entire people to war by installing her twink son as a false prophet by stealing her cultās 10,000 year old breeding program propaganda
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but youāre not a kicked dog, are you? and you donāt really need the armor, do you?
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My e-gf has been typing a discord message for the past 3 months
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Friends, strangers, I want to share with you something I long thought Iād hallucinated, but which today I have discovered was absolutely real.
In the 90s my mum went to a number of Star Trek conventions and would often come home with a fan made tshirt. I need you to understand that my mother, barely 5ā tall, a catholic who to this day goes to church every Sunday, who was never heard to utter a swear word until I was in my twenties, who taught Grade One for decades at the local primary school. This woman, pure and innocent, went to a Star Trek convention and not only saw this tshirt but PURCHASED IT and now itās been rediscovered in the garage and Iāve never been happier in my life.
I asked her what she was thinking and she said that she thought it was funny but when she brought it home my dad was (aside from side splittingly amused) absolutely adamant that she couldnāt wear it out in public because SHE WANTED TO DO THAT!! Grade One teacher, church on Sunday mum wanted to wear this around town! Who IS this woman I thought I knew??
Anyway now I have this awesome tshirt and I sort of want to frame it.
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among my varied talents, I can make a great many cracking noises with my skeleton, some on purpose even
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