chaoticsh3p

[chaoticsh3p]

This was a dream I had. Maybe you can tell me what it means

[chaoticsh3p]

Every time a looper dies in the timeloop an Angel gets it's Wings. Used to be the Angels would Put a bunch of people in timeloops for Maximum wingyness but then they figured Out that it actually creates less human misery If they Just make one Guy do all the timeloops so now they've Just been throwing him in new loops whenever He escapes over and over again. That's an Angels Idea of Mercy i guess

[chaoticsh3p]

people are always like "why did you know to do that? how did you know my name? why did you know where we would be? why are you so calm about--" SHUDDAP and ask me about the 40+ Pringle flavors i've tried while stuck in this time loop. i've had so many and i have opinions

[chaoticsh3p]

Consider: 3 second long time loop. You're going about your day and BAM, same 3 seconds over and over and over. you were raising your arm when it started, so every 3 seconds your arm jerks upwards as you zip back to your starting position. you have just enough time to do one, maybe two movements. most of the time, you spend it letting your arm fall back down. You spent a few hundred loops spinning your arm around such that it almost felt like momentum carried through each loop.

You were talking to someone. they become confused when you stop. your leg is a little itchy. you need to take a breath in 3.2 seconds. you haven't the slightest idea how to get out.

yes

#this sounds like hell

[chaoticsh3p]

Another dream comic. Had a dream where I was tied to a chair in a dark room and some hooded figures killed me after I begged for my life—but then I got caught in a time loop and so I kept trying to figure out what I could say to get them to not shoot me but they killed me no matter what I said. Started just shouting random stuff eventually.

[chaoticsh3p]

Well, now you've done it. You started thinking deeply about what the social and political infrastructures of your imagined world would have to look like for that weird porn scenario you came up with to make sense, thereby establishing a very specific set of mental associations, and now reading about residential zoning laws gives you a boner.

#yeag #ok I’ll rb sure

[chaoticsh3p]

this is the most horrifying thing I’ve ever seen jesus fucking christ

[chaoticsh3p]

In an alternate universe I'm wanted for man slaughter

[chaoticsh3p]

You're 19? Do you think things will get better or worse from here?

i think i will grab things by the throat and make them what they need to be

#favorites #keep for later #good feels #it’ll be ok ✨

[chaoticsh3p]

#keep for later #favorites

[chaoticsh3p]

Hi! Thank you for reaching out to me about your decision. While I am disappointed that I will not be considered for a position at your company, I am grateful for the opportunity, and I do hope you'll keep my resume on file in case another position becomes available. Attached please find pictures of my penis And scrotum shortly after self-mutilation with a dull pocketknife. Thank you for your time and I look forward to any future correspondence.

[chaoticsh3p]

online communities are so strange because people slip away so easily. you can be on here for years, folding people you've never met into the fabric of your daily life, and then they disappear, leaving only ghost posts scattered across tumblr behind. or their blog stays dormant, for weeks, months, years, until you're only still following them because you remember that they love sunflowers or they were kind to you when they didn't have to be or the last thing they posted was sad and raw and you still worry about them sometimes.

and sometimes they come back when you least expect it, years later, even, and there's this sudden rush of relief like there you are, there you are, even though you barely knew each other.

there's a strange kind of love to it. i don't know you and i want to hold your hand across miles and time zones and oceans. i can still see the imprint of you in this community you left. you don't anyone will notice or care when you're gone, but we notice and we care and we wish you well.

i hope you're all okay out there. i hope the sun is shining on your face and you are breathing deeply. i miss you.

#haiku bot gold #good feels

[chaoticsh3p]

#ai #anti ai

[chaoticsh3p]

I don't know how to talk dirty to you but I can rant about the public infrastructure of Chicago if that's good enough for you

#i hate it here

[chaoticsh3p]

shampoo & conditioner… aka the “salt & pepper” of being in the shower. 1 reblog = 1 agree. cheers

[chaoticsh3p]

You guys rlly don't realise how much knowledge is still not committed to the internet. I find books all the time with stuff that is impossible to find through a search engine- most people do not put their magnum opus research online for free and the more niche a skill is the less likely you are to have people who will leak those books online. (Nevermind all the books written prior to the internet that have knowledge that is not considered "relevant" enough to digitise).

Whenever people say that we r growing up with all the world's knowledge at our fingertips...it's not necessarily true. Is the amount of knowledge online potentially infinite? Yes. Is it all knowledge? No. You will be surprised at the niche things you can discover at a local archive or library.

#favorites #keep for later

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#keep for later #favorites