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There's been a poll bracket going on YouTube for a while now about who's the coolest Pokemon Gym Leader and the 2 finalists make sense but put together are fucking hilarious

Yakuza boss vs Greg from Sprint Mobile who will win

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so i made a gofundme for help with our current situation, please reblog if you can't help any other way<3

Hi, my name is Calamity and I need help affording to move myself, my partner Locust, and Locust's emotional support dog Nebula into a stable, safe home. Both of us are disabled, queer, & trans. About a month and a half ago I lost my job & finding employment has been exponentially difficult in the rural Iowa town we live in - I've exhausted nearly all of my options & my partner is too disabled to work enough hours to sustain us. I've potentially landed a position with the local newspaper but they pay a mere $15 per article I write & I'll only be writing 3-5 articles a week. As things are, and they don't appear to be changing despite our best efforts, we can't afford to continue staying in this town. Neither of us know how to drive or have a car so our options are very limited on work. Locust's family has graciously offered to allow us to move in with them all the way in Oregon as well as teach us to drive but they can't afford to help us get there. We're likely not going to be able to keep our things and will lose almost everything we own - if we can't fit it in our airport luggage, we're going to have to leave it behind. Reaching the $1000 goal would be enough to send a few boxes of our things alongside getting the both of us + Nebula to Locust's parents house. Any little bit helps, in the meantime I'll be continuing to pursue any options I can to get us safely there. Disclaimer about the banner ; Nebula is an ESA, not a service dog, & the wording will be fixed soon<3

#update on last post :3 #boost

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so i made a gofundme for help with our current situation, please reblog if you can't help any other way<3

Hi, my name is Calamity and I need help affording to move myself, my partner Locust, and Locust's emotional support dog Nebula into a stable, safe home. Both of us are disabled, queer, & trans. About a month and a half ago I lost my job & finding employment has been exponentially difficult in the rural Iowa town we live in - I've exhausted nearly all of my options & my partner is too disabled to work enough hours to sustain us. I've potentially landed a position with the local newspaper but they pay a mere $15 per article I write & I'll only be writing 3-5 articles a week. As things are, and they don't appear to be changing despite our best efforts, we can't afford to continue staying in this town. Neither of us know how to drive or have a car so our options are very limited on work. Locust's family has graciously offered to allow us to move in with them all the way in Oregon as well as teach us to drive but they can't afford to help us get there. We're likely not going to be able to keep our things and will lose almost everything we own - if we can't fit it in our airport luggage, we're going to have to leave it behind. Reaching the $1000 goal would be enough to send a few boxes of our things alongside getting the both of us + Nebula to Locust's parents house. Any little bit helps, in the meantime I'll be continuing to pursue any options I can to get us safely there. Disclaimer about the banner ; Nebula is an ESA, not a service dog, & the wording will be fixed soon<3

#THESE R MY BUDDIES HELP THEM IF YOU CAN <3

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hi um so i really didn’t wanna come to this but things are starting to get dire and i need a little bit of help, in any way i can find it.

i lost my job & i’m in the process of finding a new one, but i’m running out of options in town. i can’t drive, nor can my partner, so we’re very limited on where we can get income. my partner can’t work due to disability. we have enough money to cover rent for next month but after that we’ll be flat broke if i can’t find a job.

my partner’s family has extended an offer to move in with them, which we’re trying to avoid, but it may wind up inevitable if the work leads i currently have fall through. in which case we’d need to cover moving costs somehow. the money we have for next month’s rent wouldn’t be quite enough to get us & our dog safely there.

whichever way things go, some help would be useful no matter what. i know other people need it more than i do so i understand if nobody is willing to donate to us but i’m just really scared & wanted to give myself the chance to get some help. 

my v*nmo is @aliaconroy

my c*shapp is $AliaConroy

please reblog if you can’t help!

#I LOVE THESE TWO THEYRE AMAZING PEOPLE AND GREAT FRIENDS EVEN IF YOU CANT DONATE SPREADING THIS WOULD BE VERY HELPFUL

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update 2: hiiii oh my god i feel so much better now. im still congested but man. wow. gonna be real im like 99% sure that was covid. stay masked up because i would not wish that on my worst enemy. good news im better-ish now though!

my dad has some kind of mega flu and i woke up feeling crappy oh god sicklo arc begin

#okay gonna complain in the tags #WOW THAT FUCKI G SUCKED. HOLY HELL #worst symptom: couldnt sleep. i still cant sleep #i slept for like one hour and then woukd wake up for an hour rinse and repeat every night #it was truly nightmarish #im still hella congested and have a minor cough and i have. soooo many fuvking tonsil stones #its been like #its been eleven days and im still feeling it #i lost my voice entirely like i could not speak #and this was mild im assuming because where my dad lost his taste and smell i did not #nightmare nightmare nightmare #that was NOOOOT the flu i know my dad tested negative but it was a year expired test and that was not the fucking flu yo #okay im done now

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Ngl sometime I think about how easy it would be to pick up Brassius. Throw him over your shoulder like a sack of potatoes

NO LITERALLY HE WEIGHS LIKE 10 LBS SOAKING WET YOU COUKD SPIN HIM OVER YOUR HEAD LIKE A LASSO NO ISSUES. hes spending too long in his studio? pick his ass up. date night.

#general asks #just sling him under your arm and do your thing

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update: i have the flu but im slowly getting better!

my dad has some kind of mega flu and i woke up feeling crappy oh god sicklo arc begin

#my fever is gone now finally

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my dad has some kind of mega flu and i woke up feeling crappy oh god sicklo arc begin

#unga bunga moment #also hi im alive i just may be experiencing no mercy flu ravages

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Displeasures of the Flesh

Transformers Fanfiction. Kaon/Reader, Kaon/Original Character. It’s functionally an x reader (no name or appearance) but the MC does have a personality and family.

When you almost hit a man with you car, you always expect to get threatened. At least a little bit. What you don’t expect is for said man to believe himself to be a Cybertronian trapped in a human body, and now it’s your job to help him find it.

You don’t quite buy it, but you know enough about people to know there are some parts of his story that are true. Particularly, the parts revolving around extreme serial torture.

In short: there is a serial killer living in your home, but you’re too lonely to care.

Or; Kaon of the Decepticon Justice Division wakes up in a human body and now you have to make sure he doesn’t kill anybody. Not you, though. You’re not sure that’s the part that matters.

#HIIIII GUYS. this is the tf fic i was talking about #its super niche so i dont really expect anyone to read it i just wanted to reblog it bc im very proud of it #i will say my friend reads it fandom blind and likes it #DEFINITELY MIND THE TAGS THO #anyway thats all this is just my baby ill be updating it alongside the first step! #which. tonally. is the FUNNIEST thing ever.

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Pokemon HCs and thoughts I’ve contributed to my dms with @charcadett​

#THESE WERE ALL SO FUCKING FUNNY #my fav is always the ai turo one but the rika one is SOOOOO REAL

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IM A DAY LATE BUT NEW CHAPTER OF THE FIRST STEP JDKEHDKEHD

#unga bunga moment #i was hanging w my buddy and i completely forgot #larry fans come get ur juice

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okay cool! thank you to everyone who did this poll. this isn’t something that will be implemented any time soon, or even at all if im being honest. i was just curious because the idea was rolling around in my brain. however if it does happen i will make the blog easily navigable and also have a masterlist i update frequently. if i end up choosing to do separate blogs i will have them all listed and easy to find in my pinned! i was just curious to see which people would prefer <3 but for now this account will continue to be 99% pokemon! again i really appreciate it

im just curious! i tend to jump hyperfixations a lot, though i always come back to them eventually, i was just curious which one would be preferable!

#unga bunga poll #the 1% is this transformers fic ive been working on the past couple of days. #it is my iron in the fire im. unironically so proud of it #my friends reading it fandom blind and says its so fucking good if hannibal if it was a sitcom and also gender neutral x reader (cont) #with a killer robot stuck in a human body ig u have that to look foreard to /lh #its catered specifically for me so i doubt thats anyone elses cup of tea HSKWHSKSJSKS #ANYWAY. LOL. #rambling on my poll post sowwy

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im just curious! i tend to jump hyperfixations a lot, though i always come back to them eventually, i was just curious which one would be preferable!

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ITS HERE!!!!!!

im finally getting a new keyboard for my surface so i dont have to write on my phone anymore thank god. i got a massive hand cramp yesterday. it was. kind of extremely cheap so i hope to god it works but we shall see

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i thought about sending in another request w/ cofagrigus but,, i think i gotta show yamask some love too since i love that little guy ^_^

sooo!! how about a request with katy, saguaro, and larry (all separate ofc!!) with a reader that has a yamask? and that yamask is very attached to them!! like if they’re spending a lil too much time with reader,, that yamask would start weepin so it can get a lil attention? :3

and mayhaps.. later on they get close w/ the yamask and befriend it!! but now it’s super attached to the BOTH of them hehe

Aaaaa hi! Yes! Baby time hehe! :3

Katy, Larry, And Saguaro With S/O’s Clingy Yamask

Katy

She finds it absolutely adorable how your Yamask follows you around like a lost Lillipup. So adorable, she doesn’t even get jealous when it interrupts your personal time together. Katy coos lovingly as you dote on your Pokemon, snapping a few pictures here and there when neither of you are looking. Yamask becomes almost as obsessed with her as it is of you rather quickly. Katy has a habit of feeding who ever is in the kitchen with her samples of whatever she’s baking. The two of you have one very happy Yamask, who might need to lose a little bit of weight from Katy’s overfeeding.

Saguaro

He feels his big, soft heart melt at the sight of you doting on your weepy little Yamask. Much to Saguaro’s dismay, his stature intimidates the poor thing, sending it running to bury itself against your side whenever he approaches. Saguaro makes a great effort to keep from frightening it. He starts with treats, then soft pets and wide grins. It doesn’t take long for Yamask to become enamored with his kindness. Saguaro is a gentle giant through and through.

Larry

It takes Larry a while to notice your Yamask. He gets lost in his own head frequently, and the little Ghost-type is shy, so it hides from him more often than not. Larry is not intimidating in the slightest. His mundane energy helps Yamask grow more comfortable with his presence very quickly. Before Larry knows it, Yamask is snuggled against his side instead of yours. He apologizes for stealing your Pokemon. You only laugh and take a picture.

#pokemon x reader #pokemon imagines #pokemon headcanons #elite four larry x reader #gym leader katy x reader #instructor saguaro x reader

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im just curious! i tend to jump hyperfixations a lot, though i always come back to them eventually, i was just curious which one would be preferable!

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its taking so long to come in i do not have patience

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im finally getting a new keyboard for my surface so i dont have to write on my phone anymore thank god. i got a massive hand cramp yesterday. it was. kind of extremely cheap so i hope to god it works but we shall see