Cex
Got high with @josephine-uzi and hallunicated Lightning McQueen and Tow Mater having mad cex (car sex) that shit was crazy, I ain't ever smoking that Saddler pack again brother
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He's not wrong Lightning is hot af 馃サ馃サ馃い馃い馃サ馃挦馃挦馃挦
was nobody gonna tell me that one of the production designers for cars just flat out called lightning mcqueen sexy
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I'd be angry too if some dude pissed on the stage and blamed it on my friend
Angry Boys
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Tex Dinoco may be my sugar daddy, but Miles Axlerod is my pissdaddy
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I'm gonna write some Tex Dinoco/Sterling cowboy bdsm and you can't stop me :)
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Ka-chow motherfuckers
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wrote some R18+ Salqueen
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One of these days, Lightning is just going to roll up to a WGP race and be wearing this outside of the race.
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Submarine Tuna.
All the animals in WoC are machines and there is sushi in Cars 2
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I said to my bf 'do you think the cars have to put themselves into gear? Like we see Sally stop, put her reverse lights on then start reversing.'
He said 'what are you even talking about?'
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I think Sheriff is one of those corrupt cops who do carcaine
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No I want to see this comic
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Ugh the sky was being pissdaddy today
Miles Axlerod maxxing
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I wanna make my number plate Pissdaddy it could be like p155d4ddy do you think I'd get away with it
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PI55 is available does it look piss enough??????
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