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chocobroing · 9 hours
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me every time I find an attractive character in HOTD:
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chocobroing · 9 hours
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…I’m not apologizing.
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chocobroing · 9 hours
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Gonna need a Senzu for that one, Daemon.
Hotd characters at thanksgiving
Daemon:isn’t that your third glass of wine?
Aegon: isn’t that your third wife?
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chocobroing · 9 hours
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I mean, I lean towards Green, but damn, I’m a simp for these two. I could fix them, but whatever the fuck is wrong with them is much funnier.
"i'm team black" "i'm team green"
well i am neither because i choose my teams with my pussy and not my moral compass
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chocobroing · 9 hours
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*being obsessed with fictional blonde psychopaths is a crime*
me:
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chocobroing · 9 hours
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I’m actually really fun once you get to know me (takes 3-4 years).
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chocobroing · 16 hours
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I think a lot of us put together Kevin McCalister scenarios, it's pretty normal honestly.
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chocobroing · 16 hours
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chocobroing · 16 hours
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“iSrAeLiS aRe InNoCeNt” stfu. You would never, EVER, see a Palestinian comment something like this about an Israeli child, A CHILD.
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chocobroing · 19 hours
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here, waiting for updates on the 999 fanfics I follow without thinking that people have to socialize, study, work, eat, go to the bathroom and sleep.
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chocobroing · 19 hours
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ATTENTION ALL GIRLS AND LADIES: if you walk from home, school, office or anywhere and you are alone and you come across a little boy crying holding a piece of paper with an address on it, DO NOT TAKE HIM THERE! take him straight to the police station for this is the new 'gang' way of rape. The incident is getting worse. Warn your families. Reblog this so this message can get accross to everyone.
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chocobroing · 19 hours
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Alicent who? Rhaenyra who? Everyone bow to the true strong female character of this show, Vhagar the Magnificent.
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i love her
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chocobroing · 19 hours
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Hair appreciation too. 😎
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✨ waistline appreciation post  ✨
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This is several steps above the brother that just brought a llama to his sisters wedding.
High quality ceremony right here, that outfit is killing me.
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chocobroing · 21 hours
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Why did this make me laugh so fucking hard?
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me, reading fics where reader and aemond have sex while riding on vhagar: PLEASE DON'T TRAUMATIZE GRANNY ANY MORE
She's so enormous she probably doesn't notice. If she has any sort of spiritual bond/link with Aemond, she probably just thinks "oh dear, one eyed Visenya is sneezing through her crotch again"
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chocobroing · 2 days
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Also, Rhaena didn’t even speak Valyrian. If she tried claiming Vhagar, she would have gotten burnt too. In a way, Aemond saved Rhaena from an awful death.
honestly I feel like anyone who thinks that Rhaena had a birthright to Vhagar and that aemond “stole”her doesn’t really understand exactly how dragons work in this universe. The second Laena died (RIP queen) Vhagar was a completely free dragon. Anyone could claim her. But honestly that doesn’t even mean just anyone could. Targaryens don’t just claim their dragons, because they are NEVER in complete control of them. The dragons choose who will ride them because there is a special bond. Vhagar CHOSE aemond to be her rider. If she didn’t want him he would have been gobbled up by granny. Like we have no idea if Vhagar would have accepted Rhaena as her rider but just because Vhagar was her mothers does not mean that she immediately became Rhaena’s. Like meemaw’s a war dragon, I feel like in her mind she knew her next rider would be committing various war-crimes (babygirl aemond)
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