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Discworld is the only fantasy setting I know of that opens with The Magic Is Going Away and everyone is just kind of okay with it. Like “Welp, got to move with the times, can’t run a condom factory when there’s elves all over the place”

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never let anyone tell you that trawling through mediocre victorian poetry isn't worth it. we just happened upon an absolute BANGER of a worm poem. go read it or else 🪱🪱🪱

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hi love you guys do me a favor. big big big BIG breath in right now all the way all the way breathe in feel your belly expanding hold hold hold.. hold.. now everything out like ur a deflating balloon. whoosh. whooooooooosh. imagine water streaming from the top of your head down your shoulders off the ends of your fingertips and toes. u are a reed in a river a beam of pure light a steady anvil solid and heavy. ok that was all thank u

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#but daddy I love him is love story 2.0 and i love it #<prev tag ig? idk how to tag the properly im sorry #but you are right and you should say it!!! the immediate vibes i got!! #probably became one of my favorites on this album quickly bc of that #taylor swift #flashback to like 7y/o me being so proud that i knew all the words to live story by heart #and being proud enough to sing it in my elementary school cafeteria w my friends #which might not be awful until my mom reminds me how COMPLETELY tone deaf i was as a kid #lol anyway we love the vibes #and I'll still sing them both even ive only become moderately less tone deaf in 15 years or so since

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#seriously tho #im just looking this whole album its so fun #and depressing at times but “but daddy i love him” is such a fun song i was not prepared for #also my mom doesn't love Taylor swift music at all really but she was still the one buying me the albums in elementary school #and maybe later regretting that when i played it on the way to school/store/wherever every single time #with the exception of 1d and kesha but thats off topic #she never liked the songs but she just knew i loved them so me happily singing along was enough #i stayed up until after midnight for ttpd and my mom knew and she was still excited for me! #she refuses to listen to the music now usually but she knows i was super excited and she was super excited for me! #Spotify was being an ass when i tried to play it at like 12:01 but she complained about it with me! and tried to help me figure out why!! #even if you don't like ts music or any other music you can still let people enjoy it like damn #i dont know if ive ever seen another music fandom have so much pure joy for everything the artist releases #maybe bc i dont listen to a ton of pop music usually? but either way we have fun!! be jealous sure but dont be a killjoy for everyone else #especially about these things

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The person I reblogged this from deserves to be happy.

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#watcher #seriously tho guys how are we feeling now after the update? bc i still have mixed feelings #like it was rough news for a lot of people already so im glad they somewhat addressed it #but even after it all it still feels weird that it ever even happened and was approached that way #oh well ig they adressed it within 72 hours which is something? #but also i was kinda loving the drama #part of me feels bad bc i do like their content and they just got attacked from every angle for 3 days straight (and rightfully so) #but thats a massive shit storm to deal with and idk if their fanbase will ever truly recover #this entire situation was a massive fuck up but the comments and posts here were a very fun thing to read #i spent way too long looking at everyone's perspective on here and the more logical ways of why this would not work #and the memes ofc #overall wild weekend #idek what theyre gonna do now but I'm just going to be listening to ttpd on repeat until its sorted out #bc Taylor killed it with that album #but daddy i love him is so fun #giving love story vibes and i adore that

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cuz everytime we touch i get this feeling

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My face is having uncontrollable spasms. Great. It hurts really, really, really bad.

I think part of why I have trouble explaining pain to the doctor is when they ask about the pain scale I always think “Well, if someone threw me down a flight of stairs right now or punched me a few times, it would definitely hurt a lot more” so I end up saying a low number. I was reading an article that said that “10” is the most commonly reported number and that is baffling to me. When I woke up from surgery with an 8" incision in my body and I could hardly even speak, I was in the most horrific pain of my life but I said “6” because I thought “Well, if you hit me in the stomach, it would be worse.”

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#watcher #how dare they ruin taylor swift day #really the best tag ive seen #was just about to try to see which one is trending more on here and im scared to check #at least we get new sad ts songs for this tragedy? #trying to find a positive here and its not easy #it was taylor swift day!! and their “big announcement” day! #and now its all ruined? #i was genuinely about to cry last night about it when i watched the video #literally NOBODY asked for this

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i already have a job and it's called keeping myself alive. why do i have to be employed on top of that

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"have you learned how to drive yet" i have the spirit of friendship in my heart. the joy of lifes little things in my soul. the whimsy of magic. the beautiful enjoyment of nature. the answer is no though

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if you try to run me through with your blade i'll just pull it in deeper until we're face to face and kiss you on the mouth. with tongue.

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me and my sister were talking about our favorite horror movies and she gave me this entire explanation on why creature from the black lagoon meant so much to her and therefore was her favorite so I’m curious about everyone else’s

so reblog, name the movie, and explain why (don’t mind long tags I love reading people’s stories to it)

#too many #ive seen too many movies recently to even remember all the ones i liked. like ill be really impressed for 5 minutes until i start a new one #and then forget it exists until i see it mentioned again and get super excited #also prev mentioning the cabin in the woods???? i ADORE that movie!! #and ive seen it so many times i don't remember my reaction to it the first time exactly but ik i was not expecting that at all #but weed really did save the day as much as it could have #and you're right! the creature/monster designs were amazing! #the whole movie was just perfect #us also fucked me up the first time i saw it #it was just unsettling as hell partially bc i saw it at night at my exs house that i wasn't 100% comfortable at #not that it was a creepy house but it was just such a normal suburban house like where so many horror movies start #just the opposite of my house so i was like a fish out of water and then he drove me back to my house at like 10p? #like i was asking to be the first death in an actual horror movie #also god her voice? like someone was dragging a string on my brain it was just chilling. the acting was soooo good too i love it #i see you and the boy were great too #slightly similar movies with a situation that will never not just terrify me. probably for the rest of my life #and there's others but thats all i can think of #lol but speaking of others the others was amazing too #i also saw that a lot and it scared the shit out of me especially the first time #makes me think i could never have kids bc if they wear a nightgown or something and we lose power or they start saying creepy shit im fuked #could not ever be alone with them after that #but the ending of that movie was creepy as hell and really the whole movie was #weird sick vampire children? the girl in her communion dress or whatever? again with the voices? amazing if you don't want to sleep #a GOOD creepy voice will get me every time #itll be playing in my head all night and then the next day and the next #they're so easy to mess up but a well done one stays with me forever #poll #horror movies #cabin in the woods

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Brave men didn't kill dragons. The brave men rode them.

#house of the dragon #hotd #we love the dragons #they're gorgeous #also after got the hotd dragons kinda threw me bc they all look more unique? #idk danys dragons looked mostly the same to me besides the colors so having ones with different necks and vastly different sizes was wild #but after i got used to it i fell in love bc it just made more sense to me #also that quote was show only i think for viserys? #the only thing he ever said that i actually liked tho #im not sure exactly why but that line stuck with me and i love it more than i should #maybe bc that boy would piss his pants if he saw a living dragon and it would never respect him #the second he tries to abuse it into submission he would be incinerated in my mind at least #which might be better than the molten gold down his throat if only bc it would make our mother of dragons more impressive

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shiv sitting on every chair, table or surface she could find

#succession #shiv roy #oh i love her #when i started rewatching succession seeing shiv here was honestly like shocking? #idk she just seemed sososo different after i had watched through the whole show #the first one has me in a chokehold but then i never saw her do that again? ever??? #that was disrespectful #also upset that we never heard anyone else mention the pre-kend? #that was just a wild thing to throw in and it was delightful and i want a greg/tom scene where it comes up #just for funsies #anyway i love later seasons shiv but there's just something about her in baggy clothes and wavy imperfect hair #and always sitting like that? idk just fascinated and mesmerized by s1 shiv and i miss her

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happy birthday to all the tbs in the southern hemisphere!