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hear that, babe?

#taz

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why is pride always in summer. what about the dykes that can't tolerate the heat huh. what about us. I mean them.

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Do it.

gen z are like "we're bringing early 2000s back" ok then commit

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Man, i love looking at classified government documents

#that’s all bills like that though

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Do you know this queer character?

Cecil is Gay and uses he/him pronouns!

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#if it was between him or trump I would have no choice but to get down with the worm

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thank you doraemon <333

#the gods were like oh FUCK YEAH

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march moodboard

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wait if i want to know this information about the general tumblr population i can just do the poll myself

#I think we had frats but we didn��t have like ~Greek life~ or whatever

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adhd will have you fighting for your life to do beloved hobbies that bring you nothing but joy

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Indigenous peoples of the great plains should've never told white people about tornadoes. "I don't know man that shit never happened before you showed up"

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I've seen so many people popping into the comments on YouTube videos of random classic Bugs Bunny shorts and jokingly remarking "this is how gay porn starts" that I'm not gonna lie, now I kind of do want to see a gay porn where a wacky trickster spends eleven minutes tormenting some random uptight dude in increasingly outlandish ways, and then they fuck at the end.

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Note from Anon:

“Please say your opinion in the tags! I’m asking cuz I have two oc ships and I’m afraid that the age differences might be a problem, the first is a 28 year old x a 31 year old the other is a 41 year old x a 46 year old.”

-submit your poll!-

#anon please be trolling and/or a teenager

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honey sword 🗡🐝🍯

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motherfucking jesse eisenberg jesus christ fuck dude motherfucking facebook movie bullshit jesus can you fucking believe this shit god damn created facebook then fucking lawyers and shit right fucking winklevoss twins god damn rowing the boat fuck yo shit i cant even fucking believe this shit have you seen this shit fuck i just watched this shit fuck jesse eisenberg man motherfucking spiderman spiderman you put in the time fuck put in the time motherfucking build shit with his bare hands fucking best friend shit jesse eisenberg i'm very tired no man i'll just talk about the facebook movie all day shit man you have to be so interested in the shit i have to say about the facebook movie fuck dude i just watched it a year and a half ago fuck jesse eisenberg he fucked over spiderman crazy winklevoss twins rowing trent resin or did the soundtrack fuck this guy who invented facebook i don't like die i can't think of who the fuck invented facebook all i can think is the guy who played the guy who invented facebook who the fuck invented facebook MARK ZUCKERBERG