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DSaF 2 is way funnier of a game once you learn Peter and Jack are brothers because it just becomes two brothers being fucking cunts to each other. Esp Peter who misses no chances to insult Jack's corpse swag. Even in Dialtown he's like "yeah my brother is fucking horrendous I have no clue what's wrong with him". Peak sibling behavior.

#He cares about jack so much. #Jack is a weird orange little man and he needs to strangle him #this is just normal sibling behaviour

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Honestly. Major criticism regarding DSaF fics: abismal lack of narrator........

#Lack of humour akin to the games #i dont CARE im writing for peter he WILL have a giggle. a laugh. a chuckle even #Excerpt from one of my fics for example: #“In the saferoom. Everything's okay to do in the saferoom.” Except for like killing kids but who would do THAT? #“That- No. That's not how this works.” #I SWEAR MY WRITING IS A LOT LESS SHITPOSTY USUALLY BUT LIKE. CMON. ITS DSAF.

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My doomed yaoi lads, David and Thomas

They're "tour guides" for the factory, aka: they deal with any... not up to standard phones.

David is a gen 1, while Thomas is a gen 2. Davids moreso a late gen 1 with Thomas being an early gen 2 seeing as they knew each other when alive, being college friends (David studying art, while Thomas studying engineering.)

David refuses to leave the factory, and Thomas refuses to leave David even if he wishes so desperately to leave. It's sad </3 but i love them.

ALSO SOME OF THEM WHEN ALIVE

Thomas is Dutch, David's American, they're both autistic because I say so. They're also both trans, Thomas is gay, David's bi

ASWELL

Scott Scott. His nicknames Scott Scott because his alive name was Scott lmao

Scott was another art major and David's roommate, he's a Surgeon, so pretty much he works on the bodies of phone guys

Him when alive !! He's German, autistic and mute, and is unlabelled.

[3/28/24] MAKING A YOUTUBE VIDEO RATING DSAF AND DIALTOWN OCS !! DROP 'EM IN THE REBLOGS !!

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Teehee

#He's been saying this since like. atleast 1980 #reblog #dsaf steven

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More than 100 Palestinians have been killed and some 700 others wounded after Israeli troops opened fire on hundreds waiting for food aid southwest of Gaza City, health officials say, as the besieged enclave faces an unprecedented hunger crisis. The Gaza Ministry of Health said on Thursday that at least 104 people were killed and more than 750 wounded, with the Palestinian Ministry of Foreign Affairs condemning what it said was a cold-blooded “massacre”. [...] People had congregated at al-Rashid Street, where aid trucks carrying flour were believed to be on the way. Al Jazeera verified footage showing the bodies of dozens of killed and wounded Palestinians being carried onto trucks as no ambulances could reach the area. “We went to get flour. The Israeli army shot at us. There are many martyrs on the ground and until this moment we are withdrawing them. There is no first aid,” said one witness. Reporting from the scene, Al Jazeera’s Ismail al-Ghoul said that after opening fire, Israeli tanks advanced and ran over many of the dead and injured bodies. “It is a massacre, on top of the starvation threatening citizens in Gaza,” he said. The dead and wounded had been taken to four medical centres: al-Shifa, Kamal Adwan, Ahli and the Jordanian hospitals. Ambulances could not reach the area as the roads had been “totally destroyed”, said al-Ghoul. “The numbers will rise. Hospitals are no longer able to accommodate the huge number of patients because they lack fuel, let alone medicine. Hospitals have also run out of blood.” Reporting from occupied East Jerusalem, Al Jazeera’s Bernard Smith said the Israeli military “initially tried to pin the blame on the crowd” saying that dozens were hurt as a consequence of being crushed and trampled when aid trucks arrived. “And then, after some pushing the Israelis went on to say that their troops felt threatened, that hundreds of troops approached their troops in a way they posed a threat to them so they responded by opening fire,” Smith added.

. . . continues at Al Jazeera (29 Feb 2024)

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REBLOGS OVER LIKES. PLEASE.

Dee needed to experience childlike whimsy and joy for once and I need more Dee and Peter being siblings content FUCK you

also they’re all autistic there’s not a single neurotypical person in the Kennedy family.

#Reblog #dsaf jack #dsaf peter #dsaf dee #Giggles twirls hair

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if we ignore all the stuff that's gone wrong ive kind of had nothing but wins

#jack kennedy dsaf #<- prev #TRUEE #reblog

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Every artist who sees this post should do the following:

- Watch the video.

- Follow the instructions

- Reblog

I can’t stress you enough about how important these exercises are for your drawing hand. You don’t wanna get CTS of Tendonitis and similar stuff that will prevent you from making art or even hold  a pencil.

#reblog

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Thanks for saving us! Get the fuck out of here

Assassinated the president of... America? Ig. Not that America as it was really exists anymore

Look i know its radiation and i can handle it but aha... its ur destiny <3 - Your companion

Damn all of this (vaguely gestures to a battle over a dam that they won) over me getting shot in the head. huh.

OH MY GOD MY SON GREW UP TO BE AN ASSHOLE. BOMB BE UPON YE. war never changes or smth idk we got rid of the guy that said that.

#reblog #yeah its the fallout games. el em ay oh

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New ask game:

Reblog if you want your followers to tell you what your trademark ™️ is. Like, what’s that thing that really identifies you.

#reblog

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You’ve been assigned a shark, this is you

A. Any particular reason? (Can i be a cookie cutter shark theyre in the deep sea i like the deep sea)

#pours lemonade on your ask

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#This is beautiful #amazing #stunning #reblog #i still forget its called las vegas and ppl just saying vegas in the dsaf fandom does NOT help so at some point i will end up saying #new vegas instead of las vegas in relation to dsaf #assume it immediately becomes an apocalypse au

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Fuck it. So many of you asked for this so I’m delivering. English Willy part 2. Enjoy

(part 1)

#reblog #“this is your dsaf blog tho-” shut the fuck up #english willy.

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Invading the tumblr dialtown community with my shenanigans *pew pew pew*

#reblog #dialtown oliver #dialtown jerry #dialtown karen #dialtown randy #dialtown norm #I LOVE YOUR ART WELCOME TO TUMBLR !!!!!!!!!!!!

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Dave miller for the headcanons thing?

OH I DONT REALLY KNOW SINCE WELL I DONT THINK ABT DAVE SPECIFICALLY OFTEN But wait

Dave often wears semi formal due to Henry, he does put some thought into it because the back of his heads telling him to look decent

His taste in men is specifically Kennedys

A lot of his personal taste comes from things he's forced himself to like, mostly because of Henry in the back of his head telling him to look decent because his image is Henry's and he can't let Henry's image be ruined. He just can't.

Dave has shaved half his head before. Never again.

#dsaf #dsaf dave #dayshift at freddy's #dave miller

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I usually have two or more sets of headcanons with characters Headcanon A: what I think realistically Headcanon B: what I think is fucking hilarious

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