clockworkcheetah

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[sits up suddenly in a cold sweat] what if my corpse doesn't rot

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do u think that angels having sex with humans was seen as like beastiality in angel-world

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I had to take a piss test for a job I got hired at today, and this is the name of the fuckin company that makes the tests

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that guy who does things that leads to things

#self reblog

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I saw a picture of Samuel Barnett with a curl falling over his forehead and my immediate thought was Rockabilly Dirk

(They’re candy cigarettes, get off his back, Todd)

#hell yeah hell yeah hell yeah #dghda

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Send me a character and a number for a headcanon.

Holiday headcanon

Cooking headcanon

Sleeping headcanon

Driving headcanon

Bathing/showering headcanon

Hugging headcanon

Kissing headcanon

Sex headcanon

General physical contact headcanon

Physical appearance headcanon

Wardrobe headcanon

Jewelry headcanon

Nickname headcanon

Dancing headcanon

Singing headcanon

Anger headcanon

Soft spot headcanon

Favorite possession headcanon

Favorite photograph headcanon

Relationship with/thoughts on _____ headcanon

#asks

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Reference:

#death mark

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Guess what day it is!

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"This person has a secret onlyfans!" "This artist does NSFW commissions!" "This author writes porn on the side!" I cannot begin to tell you how swag and awesome that is.

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Made a chart for sorting fantheories

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everyone quiet down dj unprotected sex is getting an unexpected call from the clinic

#todd #who said that

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sometimes you dont eat fruit for awhile and then you eat some fruit and you're like oh fuck its fruit

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Tragedy! You set out to read a negative review of a piece of media you dislike, only to find that the critic is being completely unfair to it and making a bunch of bad, unsupportable arguments.

#can you at least hate the thing correctly

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that guy who does things that leads to things

#self reblog

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it’s monday i’m in the labyrinth

#todd

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i’m terrified of sounding mean on the internet so i always add too many exclamation marks and smiley faces but i think it makes me sound like a primary school teacher