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Some people hold that, considering only core-book options, a dwarf wizard is the funniest possible Dungeons & Dragons character, but I think “halfling warlock” gives it a run for its money.

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#infrequently #kind of an ex smoker #still dont really feel like one

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Amity x Betty boop ♥️❤️♥️❤️ love of my life ♥️💜💚❤️💜

Likes and Reblogs are appreciate 💚💙💞💜

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Janes land is helium because she's a healer by being a maid of lif and also baker.

Healy Yum

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WIZARD BATTLE

all these wizards are at max power/level

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Assume you're not actively/consciously making a certain expression or hiding your emotions.

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We ask your questions so you don’t have to! Submit your questions to have them posted anonymously as polls.

#only for certain emotions (PROBABLY autistic) #i have a lot of trouble expressing sadness #but thats also a trauma thing ngl

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You guys really liked my last poll so

#bed #u deserve rest

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That old man actually has no effect on me any more

#bro strider #postal dude #spn crowley #keanu reaves #johnny silverhand #charlie kelly #dennis reynolds #kakashi hatake #miles edgeworth

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Astarion’s simple plan

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I know i cant judge bc I have over 2000 people blocked but everytime this happens when i try to reblog a funny post i go ":( what did i doooooo..."

Also can tumblr just say "You are blocked you cant reblog this" instead of going "Oh there was an error.... we don't know what happened teehee"

#SAME

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sorry i'm late business called and now i'm up to my ass in shit

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Something really interesting I noticed about the makeup in Workin’ Boys!! (Spoilers below cut)

So when the boys appeared my first thought was that it was the machinations of Pokey (and I still think that is the most likely answer)

But looking at their makeup it has some key similarities to Max’s ghost form in NPMD

Most notably the dark circles around the eyes and the veins

There still is a difference in how there eyes are completely white, unlike Max’s.

I do think that they’re still from Pokey, but that there is also the possibility that their death’s may have been something more than a lightning strike.

The difference in eye may be because of Max acting entirely of his own accord, unlike the boys who I doubt would actually drive Henry to do something so horrible.

This could just be how the undead are in Hatchetfield of course, this is all just speculation.

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Business Calls…📞

Workin’ Boys is HERE

#YO #i saw it when it came out yesterday and i lost my mind!!!! AAAAAA

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whenever i see talk about third spaces people pretty much always mean bars, or other places of consumption. Nobody really talks about something like a public bathhouse that would be a massive boon for local homeless people, or making local laundromats a free public service. These can, and I think absolutely should be valuable and very utilitarian third spaces for community building.

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Clueless Bisexual Elliot Reid | Scrubs (2001 - 2010)

And by clueless I mean, she's closeted/in denial as a result of growing up in a conservative household with a gay brother who was never fully accepted by her family. She repressed her bisexuality, but she can't fully hide it. Just like her brother, everyone knows. She doesn't simply passively accept a date with a woman while she's drinking. She actively seeks one out. Even her mother would rather celebrate that Elliot's actually dating a man than talk to her about her problems. And I almost didn't include that lesbian coach/athlete fantasy because it's questionable on like 12 levels, but she's fantasizing about finding a man to turn her straight. That's the kind of fantasy she needs to examine a little closer, one of many things she needs to examine a little closer.

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