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clownmuppet · 11 months
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are u in a relationship? :-)
YES! hello i don't use tumblr anymore but i saw this message :) i have a very lovely and darling gf of many years who I adore with my entire heart, so thank u for asking!
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clownmuppet · 1 year
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oh noooo, don't fall madly in love with me and make me feel special and understood and loved and safe and definitely don't make me fall in love with you and let me make you my home and love you how you want and need to be loved
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clownmuppet · 1 year
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me when I discover I'm probably autistic and suddenly become so hyperaware of how bad at socializing I am to the point where I become even more inept at it out of. sheer embarrassment that I cannot do it
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clownmuppet · 1 year
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I'm convinced people who are severe, like AGGRESSIVE abby TLOU2 defenders are people who completely ignored how dogshit the pacing of that game is
I finally finished it and the game gives u absolutely NO good reason to sympathize with abby that isn't hindered by the fact that u see her killing Joel before u see her doin anything else
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clownmuppet · 2 years
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clownmuppet · 2 years
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One day I'll forgive myself for all the years I wasted!!! But today I think I'm going to lay down in my bed and torture myself with it
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clownmuppet · 2 years
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today was nice weather hehe
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clownmuppet · 2 years
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me when I forget I even have a Tumblr because I've been w very busy little monster lately
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clownmuppet · 2 years
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clownmuppet · 2 years
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clownmuppet · 2 years
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y'all want glowy mooshroom
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clownmuppet · 2 years
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skincare is so focused on being wrinkle-less and having perfectly smooth skin but... i find it so weird and unsettling when people have like. completely smooth foreheads and that VERY specific look that comes with getting lip injections and botox
it's so scary why doesn't your forehead wrinkle when you raise your eyebrows it's so bizarre
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clownmuppet · 2 years
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baked with love 🍰💗
part of my valentine’s day themed arts!!
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clownmuppet · 2 years
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i don't know which extremely online teenager needs to hear this but delete your discourse blog. just do it. trust me on this
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clownmuppet · 2 years
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i think casting unknown people is the best possible decision casting directors can make at this point like stop using the same five people in every film
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clownmuppet · 2 years
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okay kid. heres the deal. if theres a pic of two cats cuddling thats me and my wife. if one of them is orange then the orange one is my wife because its her favourite. okay kid? alright?
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clownmuppet · 2 years
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