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Me and the mutuals I pulled by posting every deranged thought I have

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biggest grin in the mf world look mom i contributed to a thing!!!

#i still plan on creating a page for détresse and mélancolie but thats later #first i have to check every page ever and look for stuff i can add to those #post anesthetics posts

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#post anesthetics posts #polls

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happy (late) aro awareness week

i was inspired by a cheesy "comforting" line for people without partners. it's a rough poem, but i like it. love to my fellow aros <3

Have you caught anything yet?

No.

You will someday.

No.

Don’t worry.

I’m not worried.

There are plenty of fish in the sea.

I know.

You shouldn’t lose hope. Just keep looking.

I’m never going to catch a fish.

Oh, everyone does.

But I don’t like swimming.

What?

I would rather go on a walk.

Everyone goes on walks. You’re not special.

That’s all I want to do.

What, you can’t swim?

I could if I wanted to. I just don’t like it.

Then you should go swimming.

I’m not going to catch fish if I swim.

Don’t be so pessimistic.

I’m not. Walking and picking flowers is nicer for me.

No.

I can enjoy walking without catching anything.

No.

I will live happy without finding a fish. Don’t worry.

#poetry #aromantic

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#seal :))

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thanks for tagging mee :)

tagging in turn:

@kimgkoi @ruruss @two-rings @leafuxxtea @linabirb @74n5n @kyanako5972 @polarmary @labyrintherim @deepdwellingsteamboat @archirdarchernar , pressure none as always

thank you @rose-margaritas for the tag!

Instructions: This picrew + the last song you listened to

Tagging @chickiefoo, @differenceenginegirl, @hyperfixatra, @obliobla

#tag game

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Doughnut whale sharks 🍩✨

#art #shark :))

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Reasons to play In Stars and Time: Canon Pronoun Warfare.

#context: early on you meet a character who tries to get you to use the royal we pronoun for them and you shut them down. it's great. #<- prev tags #isat #isat loop #siffrin

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this redditor has the fucking battle royale of invasive plants (in the US) happening in their yard jesus christ. sentences of hate and destruction

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no emoji in the world can replace the depth of :/

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Love is in the air?

WRONG!!!

78.084% NITROGEN

20.947% OXYGEN

0.934% ARGON

0.035% CARBON DIOXIDE

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I don't know who needs to hear this, but 99% of the time that ex of yours is not actually a narcissist or a sociopath simply because they sucked and you hate them. By using these words you are in fact demonizing actual mentally ill people, unlike your ex who is far more likely to just be an asshole

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i really wonder what Julius Caesar would think of a bunch of neurodivergent rats huddled in a circle chanting ides of march ides of march ides of march and then cheering loudly on the 2067th anniversary of his assassination?

like would he cry?

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“the arts and sciences are completely separate fields that should be pitted against each other” the overlap of the arts and sciences make up our entire perceivable reality they r fucking on the couch

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Being a little too cold: brrrr i’m a little too cold !!!

Being a little too warm: i am going to kill the next person who makes eye contact with me.

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whenever people are like “SKETCHING CIRCLES IN SAI IS SO HARD” im like

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“no matter how badly you think you’re doing it, someone else has done it a lot worse and been fine” is applicable to a wide, wide range of things and i say it to myself all the time