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i think a loving thing u can do for yourself before a solo trip is to have a line item in ur budget, as critical and untouchable as Plane Tickets and Lodging, called Stupid. this money cannot be used for anything other than bailing u out of stupid situations

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I had to mentally send myself a reaction image the other day. I ran up the stairs on all fours, said to myself “i’m such a locationpilled scampercel” and then perfectly envisioned this image

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Usual warning that I can only take decent photos with sunlight etc etc but

Say hello to my baby crow made with leftover chenille yarn

#crochet #fiber crafts

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taylor swift fans are so scary it's like i'm in the truman show. watching taylor swift fans talk about how she soo gets neurospicy mental illness grippy sock vacation is exactly how truman felt when his wife started advertising coffee or something to nobody in particular

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I must not mock Gen Alpha. Mocking Gen Alpha is the mind killer. Mocking Gen Alpha is the little-death that brings total generational solidarity obliteration. I will engage with Gen Alpha lovingly. I will permit them to be cringe. And when they grow up I will turn my eye to their accomplishments. Where mocking has gone there will be nothing. Only generational solidarity remains

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Autocorrect misgendering me, fuck you i knew you hated me you stupid phone program

#i know neutral in italian is a nightmare but god every time it changes the word to the feminine ending plus the * i want to scream

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ONE DAY AT A TIME (2017-2020) | S02E03 'To Zir, With Love'

#iconic #one day at time

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So turns out…..you guys are not gonna believe this…….but it turns out. Reading real books. Is good for you actually.

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When people get a little too gung-ho about-

wait. cancel post. gung-ho cannot be English. where did that phrase come from? China?

ok, yes. gōnghé, which is…an abbreviation for “industrial cooperative”? Like it was just a term for a worker-run organization? A specific U.S. marine stationed in China interpreted it as a motivational slogan about teamwork, and as a commander he got his whole battalion using it, and other U.S. marines found those guys so exhausting that it migrated into English slang with the meaning “overly enthusiastic”.

That’s…wild. What was I talking about?

#I'm giving imput on other language as well but like #english does this with italian too! #Like them taking the word peperoni and completely ignore what it actually was #and slapping it on salami instead #<- prev tags #DO YOU ALL HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MUCH THAT FUCKING WORD FUCKED ME UP #I WAS CONFUSED FOR Y E A R S #ESPECIALLY BECAUSE IT'S MY FAVORITE VEGETABLE AND THEY PUT IT ON FUCKING MEAT????

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Oh the trick with plushie yarn is really not looking because it just causes panic, going with just touch is fine I don't miss stitches

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#the dog petting the cat.... #maybe i should have let my dog get close to the cat when he was little #but that cat was so fucking tiny and my dog is so fucking clumsy i was afraid he might have accidentally killed him fjskdk

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Everyone’s favorite spider 🤟

#spider verse

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i wholeheartedly believe i deserve fangs

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Thanks for the question, Anon!

For me, I only go braless at home, even if others are there.

-submit your poll!-

#i stay without just the time to shower #without a bra the disphoria tries to kill me

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#YOU'RE SUCH A WHORE #dead boy detectives

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NIKO SASAKI AND EDWIN PAYNE Dead Boy Detectives (2024-)

#CUTEST FRIENDSHIP I LOVE THEM SO MUCH #dead boy detectives