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amazing

so original

i got another idea for you

definitely not plagiarized 100% original yo trees with faces

#yeah #p worried about her right now

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dont tell me this ill be too scared to eat anything 

it can happen with anything

i just have bad luck it happened with dry ramen once just swallow like thirty times until it dislodges

#oh #right #well i think shes gotten better #ergh #i havent seen her drink anymore or anything #but i have seen her near popular bars #its suspicious

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ok thats scary i can never trust doritos now

the dorrito shard thing actually did happen though

#what do you mean #be more specific #but in the way i understand it: #she got better at writing and creativity #she got worse at criticising us and shit #yeah #god dont even tell me that #ill imagine it and start a skit and itll scar my mind

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yeah i know youd say that

yeah dont do that

i also kind of over exaggerated that

#no #im not that kind of guy #but bro #haha bro #fuck him #dirks copying him and its literally hell

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i would put something really fucking sad here but its about rose and id rather not

give me one good reason to calm down im pumped its 7am and i just drank 2 quarts of aj and a 2 liter bottle of orange soda and got a sharp dorito shard lodged in my throat for a second

#i know how to use tags im just too fucking lazy to add anything here #im only thirty two excuse you

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calm down im gonna do it 

you better fucking write and produce it

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oh my god

heres a new movie idea

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woah conflict on my dash

sweet

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are you trying to tell me you look like a douche

are you trying to tell me world famous movie directors dont look like douches

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i just got back from a meeting and some kid just told me i looked like a douche

excuse me im a world famous movie director you shut your mouth

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#32

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good morning world and all that inhabits it (and this is where the part i fall down the stairs and imitate spongebobs screams)

#i warned you bout those stair bro #i told you dog

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I touch myself whenever I think about you. More specifically, I rub my temples because I get a headache because you’re awful. 

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how can life even give you lemons its literally just zilch

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going through dirks history again

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