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Me reading a fic I enjoy: This.

This is a work of art, it deserves to be appreciated by the world and all its unholy creations.

I have found one of the seven holy grails In writing form, this person is a heavenly being, stories must be written about these mighty beings.

I will forever cherish this experience as a reader.

Me, as a commenter: ALDHKSKS-- I LOVE THIS OML-- I HAVE NO WORDS. 😭

#LMFAOOO YES #I be like ‘thank you for the five course meal babe 😍’

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#STOOOOOOOOP

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i just tried cutting a carrot with a carrot -_-

#maidenless behavior

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hyperfixating on this is not enough i need to eat it

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Attachment

AKA single dad susbedo that never even lasted a week

#now… why would you do that #I demand a written apology with tears 😐 #genshin impact #albedo #susbedo

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#LMFAOOOO #they have a point 😭 #gonna tell this to my dad and watch him foam out of the mouth as he tells me about the economy for the fourth time today

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Where did you come from

Where did you go

Where did you come from cotton eye joe

Long time no see queen

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Autism Rage is weird because it's like if someone asks what's wrong the answer is "the sound of your voice right now" and "my socks have a weird texture" and I am fully aware of how insane I'm behaving

#YES #because how am I supposed to explain to someone that my skin feels too tight #or that I touched a bad texture™️ and now my teeth itch and the feeling makes me want to chew my hand off #it’s velvet #even thinking about touching velvet makes me grind my teeth because it’s just such a disgusting feeling #if I touch velvet I must immediately touch silk afterwards to battle it #and also chew on something because idk it helps me 💀 #autism isn’t a disorder but I’ll definitely make it look like one

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im like a shitty anime dating sim…if i talk to six people i gotta immediately go to bed…if i go grocery shopping its half my hp

#LMFAO EXACTLY #people be like ‘wanna hang out today? 😋’ and I’d be like ‘no sorry I have a lot to do today :(‘ #and it’s just me having to buy milk from Albertsons #it’s a lot of energy okay 😮‍💨 #had a whole pandemic and there’s still too many people at self checkout

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I need everyone to see this

#Robert Pattinson is a cryptid dawg 😭 #he comes out once every ten years to be in an iconic movie and pretend to be human and then go back into hiding

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#me with literally every meme I make 😭 #I be taking twenty seconds out of my day to make it and get mad when it’s not written in history books

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obsessed w the wording of this headline

#I KNEW THERE WAS SOMETHING WRONG WITH MY SPOTIFY #IT WOULD NOT LET ME LOG IN FOR THE LIFE OF ME #gaslighting me into thinking my computer was crashing 😡

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miyazaki blowing it out of the water with these good opinions again

#whenever there’s an actual woman character with a depose voice that’s not all ‘cutesy’ has me foaming out of the mouth for my love for her

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victor frankenstein will be like “a terrifying creature is trying to murder me :(“ my brother in christ you sewed him together in your dorm room

#‘MY BROTHER IN CHRIST’ 😭 #I’m stealing that 😭 #got me ugly laughing over it 😭 #frankenstein #mary shelley

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pov you're the one normal writer at nickelodeon in the 2010s stopping the 34th fetish scene from going into the script

#everyones watching the victorious video huh #<- previous tag #ONG AND ICARLY TOO #SO MUCH FEET AND FOR WHAT

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real

#they’re very talented 😌

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I'm reading your fic on AO3. I'm enjoying it. 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

Omg thank you 😭😭😭 I swear I’ll post the next chapter eventually 😭 I’m just trying to find the motivation 🥴

#LMFAO I FOUND THAT VIDEO LOOKING FOR A REACTION PIC #I’m still keeping it here #thank you for the sweet words 💕💞