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"isnt it cute that this man is a pain in the ass?" no. blows your golden retriever or whatever boyfriend up

#golden retriever boyfriend may be the worst thing that has entered into the vernacular of the past like 2 years

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Everyone is wrong except me. And also my small council of beautiful and moderately-adjusted women. If we disagree on something then it's only because the topic is nuanced beyond your simplistic, profane understanding.

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as far as i'm concerned all gore is necessary

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(for the purposes of this poll, there is no monkey's paw situation: the chore you pick stays the same level of difficulty/grossness/etc. as it normally is for you, and you only have to do it as often as you want to. the chores you don't pick are magically done for you exactly the way you'd want them to be, just with zero effort on your part.)

#trash i can't believe making the bed is winning #fuck these stupid sheets and blankets i want that done magically

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Haleyyy!!!

#stardew valley

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tryna see something

#idgaf #the cover and the music are separate #i can judge a cover for looking weird without being like this means the album sounds bad too :/ #which i'm sorry i think if the cover of the album affects the music for you you're silly

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Out of curiosity and also guilt over my own coffee intake. I wanna ask:

Now I'm not talking about when you're studying and so you drink 3x the usual amount or something like that. This isn't me asking what your record is. I'm talking about the most basic, average day, how many coffees you drink?

#i dont drink coffee

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writing historical fiction will make you google things like “when we’re towels invented?” “how much did a towel cost in American in 1885?” “historical average number of towels owned per household”

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Getting your clit rubbed by a professional shoe shiner would probably be insane

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I replied to your message in my head several days ago did you not get it

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Clint you've got to be fucking kidding me

#stardew valley

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#got this phone pretty much right at the start of the pandemic #late march 2020 #we go til she becomes insufferable to use o7 #most of my phones have lasted about 2.5 years tho :/

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#growing up around smokers has two paths and i took the cigarettes disgust me path sooo

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ok girlies we are at a sleepover. we know how many crush confessions you’ve given and received. now tell us how many people you’ve kissed

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thats it. your ass is going to general settings -> filtering