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master post of dogs celebrating passover

#judaism #(pro-palestine)

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Saw a sibling poll and needed to expand it because I fit, like. Mid youngest, youngest in theory only child in practice, and adopted. And I think they all have their own unique parts in the sibling ecosystem.

#i am a twin but also my brother passed away #what the fuck does that make me?

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Isn't House problematic??

i live in one so i hope not

#house md

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Tiles! I want to have a kitchen wall full with different designs

#aes

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Breast implants can be haunted and/or cursed just like any other object. People don't realize this and it always comes back to bite them in the clit

Can you come off anon and talk better yet start a podcast with me

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oh thats not a chastity cage. yeah no thats a muzzle. if my penis bites one more person theyre gonna have it euthanized

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literally any upper middle class tiktok self-identified ‘that girl’ in a pastel workout set with a thirteen step skincare routine and a green juice is a million times closer to being patrick bateman irl than any self-identified sigma film bro

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dominatrix paul revere the british arent coming until I say so. paul revere orgasm denial the british arent coming. paul

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I had to mentally send myself a reaction image the other day. I ran up the stairs on all fours, said to myself “i’m such a locationpilled scampercel” and then perfectly envisioned this image

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natalie diaz’s brother died unexpectedly & she wrote on instagram “grief is a strange work. a hard light. and looks so much like love, too much even.”

#i should have a grief tag #dead brother dot exe

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come on in!

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me: Storytime—I Bought That Mysterious Amulet You Said Was Cursed ‼️‼️

my apprentice: why are you talking like that

me:

my apprentice: is it the curse

me: My Apology Video (I F*cked Up!) 😱 Should Have Listened To My Apprentice 😭

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I've always loved the alien 3 promo stuff that say "THE BITCH IS BACK" so I made a design inspired by it

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writing be like

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@hubristicfool