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clownfish be like "i know a spot" and take you to a fucking deadly sea organism

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giving falin armor because she looked really happy wearing it :]

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[ID: A digitally drawn comic about being Bigender and answering common questions, featuring a light-skinned, thin person with medium-length straight hair, a beard stubble, duckbill hat and tie. 

Transcript: Howdy! My name is Al, and I’m Bigender! What’s Bigender? “Bigender” is a nonbinary identity defined as being two genders- whether it’s simultaneously, fluidly, or partially.

Q: Do the two genders have to be “girl and boy”? ‘Course not! I’m both a man n a woman, but not every bigender person is! That’s not what defines us! We can be a combination of ANY two genders!

Q: Do bigender people have to have two names? Or two sets of pronouns? Nope! This may be the case for me, but others might not follow this pattern! It’s really up to the individual! (Anyone can have any amount of names or pronouns that they want- it’s a matter of preference, not gender).

Q: What about presentation? Once again, a matter of preference! We can dress, act, and enjoy whatever we want- and this doesn’t negate the validity of our gender. For example, I’m pretty masculine all around- but I’m still as much of a girl as I am a boy!

Some extra info! You may recognize this [image shows a flag with 7 stripes, going in the top to bottom order of dark pink, light pink, lavender, white, lavender, light blue, and dark blue] as the most popular bigender flag, but the creator has since been revealed to be a transphobe/ abuser/ just a bunch of other nasty stuff. Here’s the second most popular flag, and the one I used throughout this comic! [image shows a 5 striped flag, with the top to bottom order of pink, yellow, white, purple and blue]. 

Thanks for reading! And if you have any questions, don’t be afraid to ask! Insta: a_sea_revolution / twitter: Isobud2. End transcript and ID]

Hey guys! Just felt like making a comic talking about being bigender/ clearing up some misconceptions. Hope it helps!

Bigender ask blog- @talking-bigender

More detailed bigen masterpost I based this comic on-> link

More information on the bigender flag controversy-> link

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happy late birthday for the witches favorite little princess

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Kitchen Nightmares is really just like

Owners: i don't know why my restaurant is failing. Chef Ramsey please help

Ramsey: hello i am Gordon Ramsay. How is the food

Owners: we have the best food

*food comes out*

Gordon: this is an alive rat

Owners: our customers love te alive rat. We have the best food. Every day they order the alive rat.

*dinner service*

Customer: oh my god this is an alive rat

Waitress: is everything okay?

Customer: no it's an alive rat

*food is sent back*

Owner: this has never happened before. Fuck you Gordon Ramsay you should just leave. People love the alive rat

*Gordon goes in the freezer*

Gordon: there are 25 molds unknown to science. The rats have set up a lab to study them. Blimey. Scientist rats. They've unionized.

*later*

Gordon: your food is bad

Owner: no!!!!!!!!

Gordon: yes

Owner: oh my god our food is bad

*remodel, menu change*

Owner: oh my god Gordon Ramsay you saved my life thank you so much

Gordon: promise never to serve alive rats again, yeah?

Owner: yes of course

*end of episode*

Gordon: ratatouille ammirite? *He walks away chuckling*

End card: the restaurant was shut down three months later because they went back to serving alive rats.

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stills from a silly insta reel

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🫧✉️🫧

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woops

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Boop. my little gnarp gnarp

#me

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black pearl cookie

haha yes 👍

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i’ve seen a lot of really messed up images in my time on the internet, weird fetish shit, even a few IRL gore images but nothing. NOTHING evokes such a deep seated, gut wrenching fear in me like this image of the fucking water slide from Action Park with the loop in it