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HAPPY BIRTHDAY, ELVIS! january 8th, 1935 - august 16th, 1977

#elvis presley #happy bday <3

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at least once every couple of months I still think about the time my old coworker said I was an extremely serious person and she'd never once heard me make a joke, and apart from that not being true at all I just kept thinking about a few days prior when I'd told this same coworker "my brain actually doesn't have any wrinkles, it's actually perfectly smooth and round like a beach ball"

#☆ favs #all i wanted was queue

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“Blood sweat and tears” such an excellent method of measuring investment. Yeah I worked really hard on this, hurt myself a lot, cried the whole time. stress nosebleed, sweated profusely, sobbed openly. Bleeding sweating crying etc. And everyone goes oh. Well done.

#☆ me core #all i wanted was queue

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#green day #billie joe armstrong #mike dirnt #tre cool #all i wanted was queue

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staff can delete my posts but they cant delete my love for 

gigantic 

fat 

titties

#all i wanted was queue

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egotistical pillpopping maniac doctor and his cringefail thrice-divorced oncologist boyfriend

#house md #all i wanted was queue

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i swear to god i'll keep recomending you songs at least once every day of the week and theyll be made by artists who only have like one monthly listener and you will know it every time, but then i'd mention some1 like ed sheeran and you wont know them

look i know people with hella weird music taste

I don't listen to a LOT of music

but I am least know the artist or some shit idk

it's complicated

#lee's asks

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limping out of september covered in leaves that never crunched

#lee says things #all i wanted was queue

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“really?” I say to inanimate objects that are not working like they usually do

#★ #all i wanted was queue

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Everything I Do Makes Me Feel Guilty

#☆ me core #all i wanted was queue #charlie brown

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percy jackson quoting ROMEO AND JULIET at annabeth chase I'm literally going feral right now all my life has led to this moment

#percy jackson #annabeth chase #percabeth #pjo #chalice of the gods #cotg #cotg spoilers #rrverse #all i wanted was queue

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Sirius: inside of you, there are two wolves…inside of me there are two twinks fighting over a cigarette

#sirius black #marauders #☆ favs #all i wanted was queue

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You're dead serious. I'm alive silly. We're not the same

#☆ me core #all i wanted was queue

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dude you look forsaken as fuck right now

#☆ favs #all i wanted was queue

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my dick is 1 atom wide but an unknowable amount of lightyears long. monofilament dick gang. i roll over in bed and slice the milky way in half

#☆ favs #all i wanted was queue

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can i sit under your desk and chew on the wires? 🥺👉👈

#gatitos #all i wanted was queue

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#food fails #☆ happy juice #all i wanted was queue