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A kitten at heart

#baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #gale of waterdeep #gale dekarios #tara the tressym #baldurs gate 3

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guys I think victor frankenstein got a tumblr

Do you think God stays in heaven because He, too, lives in fear of what I personally have created?

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Unfortunately, Murph will never live this down

Watch the full episode here

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“Vampire help hotline, what can I do for you?” “I just… I miss garlic bread…”

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Really appreciate that Siobhan has only been on two (2) episodes of Game Changer and they were "Being imprisoned in a room for an hour" and "Being trapped in a Time Loop"

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A hummingbird thought a man’s orange hat was a flower [x]

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fight fight fight fight!!!

#fhjy #fantasy high #dimension 20

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"the 'power of love' trope is such an overused and cliche gimmick" i do not care i will love it always and forever. love prevails and explodes the enemy

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"a joy to have in class" aka This Child Will Not Be Diagnosed for at least Eight Years

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the secret cheat code for women is realizing you dont have to date men

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every time i write i think about that maya angelou quote where she talks about her editor asking her why she uses semicolons instead of colons and says she has often responded by threatening to never speak to him again

#i love that she used a colon here #maya angelou #she’s so cool

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Communists and anarchists will spend all day talking about abstract concepts and structures like capitalism and the state, but willfully ignore the very real, tangible curse placed upon me by the foul necromancer

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i want to share with you some of my favourite graffiti from Pompeii

“Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men’s behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity!“ 

“Amplicatus, I know that Icarus is buggering you. Salvius wrote this.“ 

“We two dear men, friends forever, were here. If you want to know our names, they are Gaius and Aulus.“

“Floronius, privileged soldier of the 7th legion, was here. The women did not know of his presence. Only six women came to know, too few for such a stallion.“

“On April 19th, I made bread.“

“ I have buggered men.“

“If anyone does not believe in Venus, they should gaze at my girlfriend.“

“It took 640 paces to walk back and forth between here and there ten times.“

“Chie, I hope your hemorrhoids rub together so much that they hurt worse than when they every have before!“

“Epaphra is not good at ball games.”

“Two friends were here.  While they were, they had bad service in every way from a guy named Epaphroditus.  They threw him out and spent 105 and half sestertii most agreeably on whores.“

“Secundus likes to screw boys.“