cosmicsubs

[cosmicsubs]

I wonder if Bill Gates’ son ever used the “my dad owns Microsoft I’ll have you banned” phrase before

#thoughts

[cosmicsubs]

my subs, theyre cosmic

and im all out of relatable content 

#storytime

[cosmicsubs]

@dewoted

hey dude welcome to the shitshow my name is greg ill be your host this glorious evening

i am 22 years young and somehow both an art teacher and still the owner of a popular subshop in a small corner of a large metro

my sick fro is the entire basis of my identity, without my hair i am no one, and it is very dramatic

im also

like

the most tiredest dude known to mankind as of this very moment like not even the alternate dimention of earths usa shitty prez is more tired than yours truly ok my exhaustion knows no bounds and is ever seeking

sos

i saw your name is dan but

still, wassup?

#dewoted #sup sup sup

[cosmicsubs]

its early im still tired like this post for a literal shout out

[cosmicsubs]

78 days thats 

jesus

#its been a long time since ive been live but #ill try to stay this time #storytime

[cosmicsubs]

my honey mustard spilt B(

#storytime

[cosmicsubs]

first order of business

complain about how my level of exhaustion is about paramount to that of a crossfit trainer who just conquored not only beastmaster but also the ultimate beastmaster with a margin of two minutes and sixty points out the motherfuckin gate okay

#storytime #its like i ran a decantalon on the dl without even knowing it and the minute i wake up its like whoop boy time to go comatose

[cosmicsubs]

anyone wanna tell me what i missed

#storytime

[cosmicsubs]

yknow i was going to announce my glorious return on this platform with a sick selfie pile but i think im gonna let that simmer on the backburner for another minute or two

sorry

you just get a sick post pile

#storytime

[cosmicsubs]

restore pages? 

aww hell yea my guy show me what i was last doin ten weeks ago

“new page”

nice

#storytime

[cosmicsubs]

why does work even EXIST on sundays

#storytime

[cosmicsubs]

ive had this page open for the last three hours and honestly

#storytime

[cosmicsubs]

i clapshandsemoji need clapshandsemoji pizza

#storytime #feed me

[cosmicsubs]

its been rough lately

#storytime

[cosmicsubs]

i could fill my queue again to give that fake sense of my presence to everyone here or i could alternatively actually be here

#storytime

[cosmicsubs]

tfw the touchpad zooms in on your screen over 9000

#storytime

[cosmicsubs]

Muhteyoh 22 DMV IG| populroutcast

#filmnegatives #stockingshelves