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Jill is big mad, she’s already printing up invitations for Timmy’s divorce party

#jill rodrigues #Timothy and Heidi

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Timothy is doing some thinking for himself and Jill is probably digging a grave to roll in as we speak

#timothy rodrigues #Jill Rodrigues

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Catching up on last week’s episode of survivor and god, this cast is some of the messiest bitches I have seen in a while.

#not fundie related #survivor 46

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Yesterday was my dead dad’s birthday. Alexa, play The Smallest Man Whoever Lived by Taylor Swift

#not fundie related #it’s okay you can laugh

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My second older sister is moving to Oregon, just passed into Utah

Who’s going to tell Utah?

#not fundie related #sorta Mormon related

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Y’all our Hulu is acting really weird. All of a sudden the audio/sound isn’t working on our main TV. It’s working on my phone and all the other streaming services are working just fine on the TV so it’s not our connection or internet I don’t think. I’ve tried exiting out of the app and going back in and then I tried logging out and logging back in but, nothing is working. Hoping it’s just a glitch and everything is back to normal tomorrow

#not fundie related #has anyone had similar issues?

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Well, looks like a majority of us think Baby Hill #2 is going to be the next Rodrigues Family announcement. In the words of their matriarch, we’ll have to see what God does 😉

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I’m gonna go for the combination vote of “Tim and Heidi get married and Jill announces #2 for Kaylee and Jonathan the same day”

I can 100% see her doing it during the family photos part and maybe trying to use the hired photographer to get announcement shots of the two of them that she can post later. This is the woman who had a whole baby shower/gender reveal at the hospital her sister was in after her accident, she has no tact or sense of “this is not the time for my family business”, I fully believe she’s capable of turning part of Tim and Heidi’s day into something about herself/her other kids

I could see that although, the rumor (from Reddit) is that Timothy’s wedding is in September and I will be shocked if Kaylee really isn’t pregnant by then. That would mean Gideon and his sibling would be almost two years apart and that’s practically unheard of in fundieland. Personally, I’m fully expecting a Mother’s Day announcement from Jill about Kaylee. And then we’ll see a photo shoot with super pregnant Nurie and a barely pregnant Kaylee so that Jill can “capture precious memories” or something like that

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Look, do I think toddlers should have tablets or unlimited screen time? No but, five year olds are not addicted to porn you psychotic bitch

#not fundie related #actually I’m going to guess that it is fundie related

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#jill rodrigues #What will be the next Rodrigues Family Event

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RIP Mary Winchester you would have loved The Smallest Man Who Ever Lived

#not fundie related #the tortured poets department #Supernatural #John Winchester IS the smallest man who ever lived

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But Daddy I Love Him is so Lorelai Gilmore and Luke Danes coded…no, I will not elaborate

#not fundie related #the tortured poets department #gilmore girls #luke x lorelai

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Ugh do I just bite the bullet and buy Spotify Premium. I just hate that I have to pay 100+ dollars to *checks notes* play my music how I want??

#not fundie related #spotify premium #I just want to listen to Taylor Swift without random songs thrown in

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If Nurie gives birth on July 4th I can’t wait to see how Jill ties it to it being a sign of jesus loving America + something about trump

Ugh stop it she probably would mention Trump in the birth announcement. Although Nurie is due at the end of July and she typically delivers on time/close to her due date so I’d be surprised if Baby girl came like three weeks early.

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The first tracks are likely about Joe. The Matty stuff really starts after track 5.

I honestly think Fortnight (because it was seemingly a short lived thing) and I Can Fix Him (No I really can) are the only ones about Matty. No way a rebound takes up the majority of a 31 track album that she wrote over 2+ years

#not fundie related #the tourtured poets department

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Look I’m only two tracks in but, people can’t really believe that the album is about Matty Healy. Is this just another joke I’m not getting, should I blame it on the autism?

#not fundie related #the tortured poets department

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Happy TTPD Eve! I was going to stay up for it, it’s out 11pm my time but, I think I might just go to bed and appreciate it fully tomorrow morning with my coffee

Happy TTPD Eve to all who celebrate 🤍🩶🖤

#tomorrow is a big day for girls who like to cry and internally riot