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I haven't been here in a while and instead of explaining why I'll post this instead))

#pikmin 4 spoilers #ooc

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Oh God oh fuck dairy and booze and heat are a bad mix

Uh oh besties made a boozy milkshake for splatfest))

#but it makes me ST RONGE R #anton blast moment

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THE BOOZE MAKES ME STRONGER

Uh oh besties made a boozy milkshake for splatfest))

#ooc

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Uh oh besties made a boozy milkshake for splatfest))

#vanilla is for classy bitches like me #mint is for glue eaters #thebooze will help me focus #ooc

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Tony Hawk's Link's curse™

#{Lost memories and tears (Wild) ⚔️;}

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Exploring the tutorial island: summary

#{Lost memories and tears (Wild) ⚔️;}

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shotgun kiss (casino palace) f-zero gx ost

#{mischievous girl (aesthetic)🐱;} #{Nothin' like a funky beat! (aesthetic)🎵;}

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Reblog this post to let mutuals know you're a-okay with them spamming you with ic asks / memes at any time!! Spontaneous interactions are great, fam

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"Women are terrifying when angered Luigi, I promise you they will--! Last time I was a dodgeball between the two--"

"Luigi, don't get too close!!! You're perfectly baseball bat shaped!!!"

He still remembers being used as a weapon between the two...

#mario: it was hot but thats not the point!!!! #{mario;} #LJSJSJJSKS #timidplumber

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"Luigi, don't get too close!!! You're perfectly baseball bat shaped!!!"

He still remembers being used as a weapon between the two...

Watching the princesses fight is like watching a far more verbally violent argument between himself and Mario. And over something quite small; only a shirt.

"Principesse, per favore! Smettete di litigare!"

#LOL #{mario;}

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Those are fucking fighting words--

DING DING DING!!!

“C’MERE BITCH!!!!!!”

"Y'know, I still haven't given Peach payback for stretching out my top with her whore tits--'

#smash match GO #{Daisy;} #cosmicxmuses

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“Then perhaps you can explain why he’s crying and begging you to stop!? Haven’t you learned ANYTHING about training or WHO WE ARE!?”

“KURO WHAT ARE YOU DOING!??! YOU’RE A GROWN MAN, MIDORI’S FIVE-!!!”

#Not Shiro being maipulated by a 5 yr old again #{Shiro;} #LOL #prettygiddycommittee

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“KURO WHAT ARE YOU DOING!??! YOU’RE A GROWN MAN, MIDORI’S FIVE-!!!”

#dash commentary #{Shiro;}

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“My bro’s like 1 ft tall so I just sit on him when he pisses me off, like now~”

“POTT’S SICC HIM--”

PAINED YELLING AS HE’S BITTEN IN THE ASS BY THE USUALLY LAZY DOG--

#{Beat;} #{Yoyo;} #dash commentary

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“...Y’know, I always needed a new rug in front of my fireplace.”

"Y'know, I still haven't given Peach payback for stretching out my top with her whore tits--'

#LMAOOOOOOO #IM SOR RRY #{Daisy;} #{Crack} #she puts his ape tits on her wall

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@cosmicxmuses​​

THROWS A POTION AT THE BACK OF BOW KID’S HEAD TO HEAR THE SATISFYING GLASS SHATTER SFX.TM--

#dash commentary #{hat kid;}

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“DAMMIT ROY STOP THAT RIGHT NO-- IGGY YOU BETTER NOT DO THAT TO LARRY!! GRARGGG!!!! LEMMY GET DOWN HERE RIGHT NOW YOU BETTER NOT!!”

Looks like even the koopalings are having a sibling civil war right about now....

#dash commentary #this is all Joker's fault #{Bowser;}