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Road Trip
Blame it on Oprah. That's how I felt on the road trip that I decided would be one of the most memorable moments of my life. After all, a little bird in my ear Twitted that Oprah would make me ten pounds lighter! Heck, it means that sexy! And she was abandoning the bra and jeans reveal the mega-sexy person! Ooh la la I ago I was doing that I had enough gas to check my brakes and to be particularly optimistic during a winter day in February. Who cares about the snow storm warning? What was important was that I would be more sexy compliments of Oprah. I desperately need - apart from a man. So, after me psyching and repeating the mantra "Today is a good day, I am happy. No storm can stop me. I'll get the tickets hearing. I am going to the public tickets. I also see the new sexy bra and jeans "I removed. I do not think that the 300 miles from my home in Chicago because it was extremely negative. I knew I had to leave the recording standby if what I did. I drove and did not seem to be bothered by a light snowstorm. My first stop was at Peshtigo when my stomach began to growl and I saw a sign, but rather invite friendly "Anderson Family Restaurant. Their hand-sign also added that "we serve breakfast at any time. Aha, I took this as a good sign. This means that everything in life is flexible, my body can be sexy then! I mean, where in the world do you find a restaurant that can say they serve breakfast at any time? I smiled a lot as I enjoyed sweet pancakes topped with maple syrup and strawberries. I was happy and content. I could eat, I had to look sexy anyway, right after Oprah. When I got into the car, the radio announced that there were winter storms ahead, but I thought it was good enough "signs" now that the storms would last long or may decide to go elsewhere, almost everywhere except on my way. After all, Oprah has not always preach that the storms may then be a rainbow in disguise? Besides, I was already in Green Bay and was once hypnotized to stop at the farm of the fleet on Mason Street. I recall that a few days ago, there were "selling ads" I saw, so why not make the day quite well? Oprah also told he must love yourself enough to go shopping yourself. She did not say, even in the midst of a snowstorm, but I considered the weather one more test to determine my mind! So I found myself inside the farm fleet hovering over dog food accompanied by imagining coming home my two sexy ladies beagle Max and Lucky. I also admired the window blinds that were on sale then, but I thought that despite my experience in interior design, I could get away with a distraction. My main goal was to Oprah and sexy. Then I thought to resist the temptation Furthur returning to the car. Outside, I felt something strange happened. This was not the same thing and I could not tell what it was until the radio reported that the negative would be the worst storm and heavy snow in cities Fox, who, in negative terms that I'm in the middle of a snowstorm. However, I decided to see Oprah, storm or no storm. I took the Zen and streamlined, "all the storms pass anyway." I chose to be calm. I repeated the mantra: "I'm confident" a hundred times and then it seemed to work. My serenity was short-lived, however, was interrupted by a sudden change in traffic conditions. Cars were fishtail across the road, especially fishtailed in front of me which makes my foot instinctively slambang on my brakes which in turn landed me a ditch INR. Luckily I took my phone and called 911. The police arrived and does the tow truck. Wisely, I figured that was about an hour's delay. Oprah. Oprah. Oprah. I just had to see Oprah and my sexy body! I kept my windshield wipers going even while I was driving without respite. I knew that the storm would come soon. The driving speeds on the road have been reduced to 35 mph. I managed to get out of Appleton - the storm - and I continued my journey Oprahdom. If the weather was fine, I would have been in Chicago at 2:00 pm, but it is now past 5:30. I drove from downtown Chicago loop "and then sought to Harpo Studios just outside the loop" to Harpo Studios Address. I wanted to make sure I knew exactly were he was since I had to be there early next morning.I I reserved one of the better motels and requested a 4:30 wake-up. For some reason, wave, room service insisted that I said 5:45, I decided not to argue, but find myself quickly. I knew I would do with Oprah. Again, my positive thoughts were interrupted by a police siren, oh no. Then I saw that I turned in the wrong direction in a one way street. I got a ticket, but not yet an audience ticket. Guess what? I did it! It was as if I had won the gold medal at the Olympics or that I managed to reach the summit of Mount Everest. I saw Oprah in all her splendor positive! I was late for the perfect fitting jeans and bra giveaway, but hell, I saw anyway Oprah and I now knew how to buy the right jeans and bra that will make me more sexy and be close to Oprah It is true, is feeling sexy. She also smiled at me! So I decided to get my new body for that matter - at the Michigan Avenue - where I looked through all kinds of jeans, bearing in mind advice from Oprah Winfrey and imagine a guy again in my life to say. "You're so sexy. I was so hyped that I seem "weird" or "stranger" to the store security. I have no idea why I have so far been arrested for trying on jeans for suspicion of shoplifting. I thought that having a lawyer and shouted that they were violating my rights and I made quite clear to the store manager that I never allow myself to the role of the victim or "a oppressed woman. This frightened him, which allowed me to buy my jeans and fit bra. How Oprah was right, although not jeans form the body. I love myself. I love this new me sexy. I finally left Chicago at 6:00 PM again I drive peacefully to the extent Cabondale on Highway 41 to a deer jumped in front of me stubborn. The deer broke my hood, front, including the radiator is leaking, the front right quarter panel and headlights. Now I was in the right mood, but needs some "spirits" to calm me. In short, the damage was $ 4,280 as determined by the County of Mid Body.On Auto lowercase a positive note, the police were guys and they drive me safely home. It was after a few minutes when I remembered I left something - - I could not be - - all I knew was that it was important. After drinking a cup of soothing chamomile tea, I knew I left my sexy jeans and bra inside the car!
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