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Insomnia

Merman!Risotto Nero×reader

Warning: The difference in height/first kiss or something like that

All the characters have come of age

Uh, sorry, I'm lazy person. So, I'll give you my old work, but it's may be good.

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A quiet, warm night enveloped the city. Waves washed over the walls built by people. Lampposts standing along the water illuminated a small part of its surface.

You walk in light, thin clothes, straight to the pier, although at this time of day, it would be better to be at home.

Your life is quite satisfactory. You have a family, friends, a job. In general, you are an ordinary person. So why do you want to go to the pier? The answer is simple. You have insomnia. You've tried many ways to fall asleep, but only one helps you. I have to go to the pier every time before going to bed to breathe in the sea air, listen to the beating of the waves on the wooden beams of the pier. In a word, to enjoy. And it helped. After 15-20 minutes of being on the pier, you were easily thrown into a dream.

And so, you're back on the pier. Walking to the edge, sitting down and dangling your legs, you begin to relax. After a hard day's work, it helps the best. From the noise of the waves, you inadvertently withdraw into yourself, which is actually a regular action. You often get lost in different thoughts and try to find some answers for yourself. And here again, you need to thank Pierce, because usually you don't have enough time to think.

It doesn't occur to you at such moments that you might be being watched. And not just from where, but actually from the water.

Your thoughts today were the legends of this city, or rather the main one - the mermaids. Yes, the residents of the city really claimed that there is a hybrid of a human and a marine inhabitant in the sea.

But they were fairy tales for you. In your unprofessional opinion, mermaids were a kind of way to scare children away from the water. That's right. No one wants their child to drown or get hurt in any way..

Your feet were hanging off the edge of the pier, almost touching the water, while you were deep in thought.

Suddenly, you feel something wrapping around your ankle. It was something cold, wet, and damn strong. You were sure of that. Quickly raising your head, you saw something unthinkable in front of you.

A rather large hand, compared to yours, holds your ankle in an almost death grip. If you look closely, you can see the webbing between your fingers. Your eyes widen when your head appears out of the water, and then a small part of your guest's very large body.

Or rather, you were the guest. After all, this creature was a mermaid, and the sea was his home.

You managed to look at it a little, fortunately there was a lantern nearby that illuminated at least some part of the pier.

A giant mermaid appeared before your eyes. From his fin on his back, his coloring, as well as the sharp teeth that you saw from his slightly open mouth, it became clear that he was a shark. His body was coming out of the water and it seemed to be huge, maybe 5-6 meters. And oh my God, what stood out most about him were the red eyes watching you through wet, ashen hair.

The shark man was looking at you, holding your ankle and smiling.

"Hi," he said, still looking at you. Something in his gaze hinted to you that he was evaluating you and maybe planning to eat you.

"Good evening, sir," you mumbled, trying to stay calm. You were a little scared that you might become the dinner of a giant fish.

The merman tilted his head at your feet, making you tense up. He was still holding your ankle.

- "Shh, don't be nervous, little one."- He whispered and jumped back.

Did he call you a little one? It was logical according to his concepts. The shark Man was bigger than you and he had every right to call you tiny compared to him.

- "Tell me, what is such a tiny human girl doing here at night, huh?"- his gaze slides over your body while he waits for an answer.

- "Oh, I have insomnia, and the noise of the sea and the sea air help to cope with it. That's why I come here before going to bed."

You're being honest with him, hoping he'll think it's a good answer.

- "Mmm, does such a sweet treat come to me by itself? How wonderful.." He's smiling, showing you his sharp teeth.

You're getting nervous. He's probably being honest with you about his desires, too. The mermaid rests on the part of the tail where, according to your assumption, people should have knees, and pulls himself up onto the pier. He quickly pulls you to him, laying you on your back. Your pupils constrict when he hunches over to lean towards you. Despite the cold of his body, his breath is hotter. You begin to breathe shallowly and raggedly while salt water drips from his body onto you.

Does he seem to notice this and start purring? Maybe the merman is trying to calm you down, just a little bit, but the realization that he wants to eat you makes it creepy.

- "Don't be afraid. I'm not going to eat you, little one. Definitely not in that sense..." He says the latter almost silently.

It makes you calm down a bit, but it's still not enough.

- "Then what do you want?"

His pupils are narrowing like a predator's, which is exactly what he is. He smiles at you again, leaning closer.

- "Just to get to know each other." He continues to make a low purr. He looks extremely curious and interested in you.

- "What's your name, little one?"- he gently releases your ankle and puts his big hand on your head, knowing that you are ready to move. He strokes the top of your head, enjoying the softness of your hair. With his other hand, he leans on the planks of the pier so as not to crush you.

- "Y/n, sir..."- you answer him with a little hesitation. All this makes you feel embarrassed.

- "Y/n..."- the mermaid repeats your name several times, memorizing it.

"What's your name, sir?"

He's looking at you, obviously happy that you're interested in him.

"I'm Risotto Nero, little Y/n." he chuckles, pleased with your new nickname.

He looks at you, running his hand from the top of your head to your cheek, making you tremble slightly. He leans closer, inhaling the scent of your body.

"Your skin is so soft, and your scent is just wonderful.." He leans even closer. He likes your helplessness.

- "Risotto Nero..."- you gain courage, trying not to shake from his cold touches to your skin."if that's all, can I go home?" It's time for me to go to bed..

He grins at you, seeing that you're a little afraid, but finally takes his hand away.

- "Of course, but first.." He licks your lips quickly before plopping back into the water and disappearing under the pier.

You get up quickly and run home, feeling the salty taste on your lips. This cartilaginous fish stole your first kiss! If I may say so.

Returning home, you quickly take a shower, washing off all the salt water that he managed to spill on you, and go to bed.

But one thing is bothering you. Is he interested in you? Oh, it seems more than just interested. You're sure he wanted to take you right on the pier. You once studied shark behavior out of curiosity. And his action with laying you on your shoulder blades is very similar to the process of a mating ritual, when the task of the male is to lay the female on her back.

You blush when you get under the covers. What is most frightening is that the male, during sexual intercourse, holds the male by the gills with his sharp teeth. The very thought that your neck will become a replacement for gills scares him and throws him into paint. It sounds both creepy and painful at the same time...It's hot.

And oh my God, this is the only pier in town, and your insomnia isn't going anywhere.

Which means...

You will have to return to the pier the next night at your own risk. You understand this, and it seems that Risotto Nero himself, who watched you run away, understands this too.

He'll be waiting for you tomorrow. He will definitely wait for you, and he will get his little one.

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Love Swarm|Jojo's Villains (Part 2)

Inspired by: Holding a Moth

That's about how your first meeting happened.

You may ask, what is it? And this is a whole little swarm of your new lovers. Anthropomorphic moths are not only firmly entrenched in your house, but also gave you a lot of trouble. Why did you leave them, well, not to say that you had a choice. It's worth introducing you to your new boyfriends, as they call themselves.

°Dio Brando°

Death's Head(Acherontia atropos)

Actually, he was the first person you saw, and who saw you. He told the others about you. Why? Because he wanted to show you off as his future property. Brando never expected that the others would be interested in you too.

He is quite possessive of you and loves physical contact. Dio doesn't even hide it, he just comes up when he wants attention and takes you with one pair of hands and caresses your face and hair with the other. And he frankly doesn't give a damn what you were doing, even if it was important to you. But you made a note that it would be better to allocate time to him, and then you will not be interrupted from business.

You usually talk about the books he borrows from you. You can also philosophize. He likes to listen to your opinion, although sometimes he may disagree with you, just because he wants to hear your arguments.

Since Dio is a butterfly, he has beautiful yellow-black wings, which he often flaunts. He also loves your compliments to his wings, especially if you think he's the best. It caresses his ego, and you probably don't know it-it's huge.

The problems with a blonde are not only in paying attention, but also in eating. You see, he is not only a butterfly, but also a vampire. And he has blood in his preferences. So another reason for Brando to get to you is feeding. But at the first mention of it, he convinced you that he would not take much, although this is an outright lie. Dio not only drinks your blood to dizziness, but also does it on exposed areas of the skin. Pain is also present, but here you can thank him, because the vampire is aware of this and approaches his meal a little more gently.

He sits you on his lap and slowly sinks his fangs into your skin, but at such moments you feel all four hands gently caressing your body. It is distracting and helps not to feel acute pain. He can also resort to pheromones, which work very well, but I'll talk about them later.

°Kars°

(Hypolimnas bolina)

Another owner on your head. He does not like your absence from home, and often watches you, especially if you return from work late at night.

Just like Dio can grab you without words and put you on the couch next to him. As with the gorgeous hair on his head, Kars has fluffy purple fur around his neck and on his chest. You often fall asleep on it or just lie down. He's soft. And given the fact that Kars doesn't say anything about it, he either doesn't mind, or feels a pleasant feeling about it, but he won't tell you much about it, because he doesn't have to, but you don't have to tell him the whole biography, that's what you were born for.

Kars immediately explained that he did not need food, but you did not mind getting rid of an extra consumer. But that's not the problem, when you cook, he can come to the tasting, and, believe me, he will not stint on criticism. Again, you will get used to it, because Kars criticizes almost everything and everything.

°Kira Yoshikage°

Hawk moth(Smerinthus ocellatus)

He's taciturn, but that doesn't mean he won't chat with you. Kira loves it. You will be asked about your preferences, about life, about feelings, while turning over your hands in their four.

Yoshikage also watches you a lot, and looks into your eyes during the same conversation. It bothered you at first, but then you kind of started loving it. But what you never want to do again is quarrel with him or annoy him in some way, and it's not because he can do something to you, no. At such moments, this lepidopteran opens its wings, gazing intently into the eyes. His eye pattern on the wings is intimidating and makes him look more gloomy.

Specifically on food. Kira likes to cook with you or you. He is excellent at this. One day, you asked him to teach you how to cook a dish, so he came up to you from behind and took your hands, starting to drive them and comment on the cooking process. You couldn't see his face at that moment, but he was almost ecstatic. Yoshikage will find a couple more recipes and invite you to try to learn how to cook them, under his guidance, of course!

°Venegar Doppio°

Wine hawkmoth(eilephila elpenor)

The most clingy and cute moth in your house.

Literally constantly flutters next to you and pokes at you with his antennae. They tickle your cheeks, making you giggle. You can be found working or relaxing on the couch, and Doppio will lie on your lap and purr. Yes, you didn't know that moths can purr, but Doppio will reveal to you all the delights of a relationship with an anthropomorphic moth.

Our moth likes sweets or something Italian, because he will assure you that he is from Italy. At such moments, he is happy, especially if you share a plate with him. Venegar can also grab a cutlery and start feeding you, or ask you to feed him.

The only thing that can make him leave you for a while is Diabolo. Doppio loves you, of course, but he doesn't want to annoy his boss.

°Diavolo°

Variegated Turkmen (Zygaena truchmena)

He's watching while you're not looking.

First of all, you didn't look at him at the first meeting because he was hiding in the shadows. Your next meeting happened in the attic when you wanted to take some things. Let me explain that the attic is designed as another good and comfortable room, except that it is dark there.

Once inside, the door closed behind you. That's when you heard him. The devil wrapped his wings around you and brought you closer to his soft fur on his chest, which was soaked in his pheromones. It smelled sweet and then you got dizzy. Well, that's probably what he wanted, because he leaned over and kissed you passionately and even in a proper way. Of course, then he let you take the thing you needed, you chatted for a while and left. However, you have remembered that the attic is no longer yours.

By the way, Doppio warned you that his boss is somewhere nearby and that he is always watching.

You thought he was always in the attic until the food on the table began to disappear. Moreover, you found out that it was him, because after your cooking, Doppio comes and asks for Diabolo, specifically the dish from which the sample was taken. So you started bringing him food, and then he started coming himself.

You often come to the attic in the evenings to keep him company. For Diavolo, this is a sweet gesture, although he, like Carse and Dio, believes that it is your duty to devote time to him. He is the emperor, after all.

°Enrico Pucci°

Silkworm

He cares about you the most.

He almost worships you. You hear compliments from him, and you like to do it in return. Pucci is dependent on your praise, although it greatly embarrasses him. He tries to look strong in front of you.

You can approach him when he is napping on the couch and get under his wing. Enrico is literally a fluffy moth. You also love stroking his mustache. They are quivering very nicely. Well, you also love listening to him, especially when he talks enthusiastically about paradise.

Regarding food, he prefers fruits, but you are sure that he secretly cracks a mulberry tree that grows nearby. But do not bring up this topic, the moth does not really like to be embarrassed in front of you, no matter how often this happens.

°Diego Brando°

Oleander hawkmoth (Daphnis nerii)

The most unusual lover. Double rituals!

Since Diego is not only an anthropomorphic moth, but also a dinosaur, then get ready for the most exciting consequences of an open window that evening.

They literally hold you in their arms and fly with you. He loves you madly and will kiss your whole face. And yet, Diego loves touching himself and literally melts when you stroke his tail or mustache on his head.

You used to have a fumigator, but you got rid of it because of your lovers. You were very afraid that mosquitoes and flies would interfere with you, but Diego made it easier for you.

You also had special stones in pots, he ate them, and even during the winter, you took flowers from the street, he ate them too..

°Fanny Valentine°

Comet moth (Argema mittrei)

Literally a moth in your house.

You love his hair, and he loves yours. He allows himself to be braided, because he likes to feel your gentle hands in his hair.

Valentine is punctual and he has a schedule, which he has involved you in, partially so far. Specifically, a 30-minute nap..with him, of course. He usually lies down and pulls you to him, hiding you from the rest in his wings.

It feels like he hasn't come out of the moth larva period. At some point, you found him in a circle of expensive, fabric, napkins that you were looking for so hard. He slowly picked them up and chewed them. When asked why he was doing this, you got something like "It's delicious" and "They smell like you, I can't resist." Now, before you go to work, make sure that you hide napkins and handkerchiefs from him.

In general, he has a sweet tooth, watch his diet, or you will be left without sweets.

Well, your lovers also have a few principles in common. And one of them is pheromones. They act as something relaxing and sometimes intoxicating, and each has its own smell.

When you first felt them, it felt like expensive perfume. And that's fine, because you no longer need to spend money on perfume. And not to say that you use them like bottles with wings, in any case! They do it themselves. And someone alone. You can come to work every day with a new smell, similar to some Dior. It makes your colleagues think about your earnings, but it doesn't matter.

When you get home and take a shower, the first thing that happened to you was a new batch of pheromones. You literally open the door and you are immediately grabbed and pressed to yourself. Whoever gets there first, that's what you'll smell like until the next shower.

It annoyed you a lot, you could at some point wake up at night and find the same Diego above you, who is trying to rub his scent into you with his antennae.

But after a general conversation, you agreed and made a schedule, just for the sake of them and your peace. Now after the shower, you just go to the one whose turn it is. For example, the Devil. You approach him, climb onto his lap, and you are slowly caressed with tendrils, covered with pheromones. At the same time, in a relaxed state, your butterfly guys can do this for 10-15 minutes.

Another thing you came across a little later is the mating rituals. God, you held back your laughter at first when they opened their wings and started dancing, but then it started to fascinate. They have always tried, they are trying and they will try for you. Their wings and dances are really beautiful, after a while, even you got involved in them.

Your lovers also try to make a nest for you, but you are against it, because they use silk and the like, and you do not welcome it on your clean walls. But, they have found another use for it, now they bind you with it. Just like that, or so that you don't twitch and let them touch you, anywhere, but they're still gentle. Or if you just want it. Silk is quite soft and pleasant to the touch, you found out from Pucci when he was embarrassed by your compliments. In order to comfort him, you decided to take him by one of your hands. And at that moment, you felt the sticky and soft substance of silk. But fortunately, Enrico explained everything and helped to get rid of the clump.

One big problem that you have to face is hygiene, because they can't wet their wings, so they just clean themselves. By the way, it looks funny, especially when cleaning the mustache. But you asked them to do something about it, and they just learned how to take a shower without touching the wings, everything else is solved with a hairdryer.

And probably the last one. If anything, they respect your time for each other, well, or at least they are not jealous of you, no, they can interact with you several at the same time, and this will also be normal for everyone.

And the coolest thing is cleaning! Everyone has 4 hands, most of them are excellent assistants.

So, they stay with you, or you stay with them, it doesn't really matter. It is important that you are surrounded by the love you deserve. Rest assured, no guy will give you as much trouble and happiness at the same time as your love swarm. And believe me, your lovers will still show how good they are in bed.

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Finally..

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Love Swarm|Jojo's villains (Part 1)

Inspired by: Holding a Moth

Warning: I think no? It's really weird, but I believe someone liked it.

Is it possible to put up with oddities? Well, it all depends on the scale, but in your case, the size doesn't matter.

This is an ordinary autumn evening when you are sitting in your cozy kitchen and drinking tea. Your private house is located on the outskirts of the city, which means there are no noisy neighbors, screaming children, the light of a lantern through the window and everything that can somehow disturb your peace, all this is not there. Except that there are still people in the neighboring areas, and passers-by, although rarely, but still there.

And now you arrive in a relaxed state, enjoying a fragrant drink. Your window is visible, because you prefer to watch the sky rather than close the curtains. The muffled sound of something hitting the glass distracts you when you take another sip of tea.

Looking out the window, your eyes widen, and your hand barely refrains from relaxing, otherwise your favorite mug would fly to the floor.

Right behind the glass of your window, there are tall shadows in what look like colored cloaks.

Their feet are resting on the windowsill and in the light of the kitchen light bulb, you can at least see them a little.

Initially, you counted 16, which made you wonder, because you did not expect that your window sill could withstand so much weight. Although you're not sure how much they weigh. Moreover, you kept track of the hands, because the rest was hidden, but then you noticed that some hands are very similar to each other. And that's when one of the silhouettes bent down. It should be clarified that while you were looking at all this rabble on your windowsill, the uninvited guests remained motionless. So, one of them bends down, and you see a blond man with red eyes in front of you. And initially, it seems that he is an ordinary person, except of course for his presence outside your window, but when you look closely you see the damn mustache on top of his head and the fur around his neck, reaching to his chest. What? Is that the fashion these days? Another prank you didn't sign up for? Is there mint and chamomile in your tea? If only it were that simple..

The blond man smiles smugly and waves his hands at you. Again, everything is fine until you realize that he has 4 hands..Well, that's where you should worry.

Blinking a few times, your feet take you away from the window. Then, next to that blond man, a few more heads bend down, specifically 7, and stare at you. Your eyes flicker around the room when you hear a voice that is calm and smooth enough that you can feel at least a little less discomfort.

- I'm sorry to bother you, but we'd really like to talk..can I?- does the man speak? with white hair. The same white antennae on his head quiver slightly.

If you said it wasn't weird, it would mean putting a bullet in your head. A drop of sweat that has already formed on your forehead rolls down your cheek, somewhat resembling a tear.

- Oh, oh, are you crying!? Are we scaring you?....- you hear an excited voice coming from a guy with pink hair and yellow eyes. He looks like he's going to cry right now.

- Mmm, no...I'm not crying, I'm just..confused.- you speak wanting to calm him down, wondering why you want this.

It seems that the boy's mood changes almost instantly, because he is already smiling, pressing against the glass and looking at you with unblinking eyes.

- Really, really? Hurray! So we can come in.

You don't understand what parallels he drew to get such a result, but at that moment a fist literally flies into your window, breaking all the layers of glass.

You recoil when hand is on the inside of the window and just turns the handle, opening the window. Moreover, you took off the net, because you already did not see the cold and the meaning in it.

And so you watch, unable to move, as men enter your house one after another. You made a mistake because of the hands when you counted 16, no, it was a relief to realize that there were only 8 of them, but this does not mean that you can relax, because now a new, completely unexpected moment is coming. What you initially thought were cloaks unfold and thoughts stop in your mind when you realize that these are wings.

All those who stood on your windowsill were not people, well, or not completely. These are, one might say, anthropomorphic lepidoptera.

They finally bothered to turn to you, standing in an arc to examine you.

- And you're even better up close!- says another blond man with blue eyes and greenish fur on his neck.

- What..what does it mean?- you look at them, trying to digest the picture around you.

- When we first saw you, we realized that we needed you. We've been watching you, and now that it's getting colder outside, we've decided to finally come to you.- explains another man with blond hair with curls at the ends. He smiles politely at you, looking you over. His fluffy mustache on his head stretches a little forward.

- Why only now?- maybe you've already lost your mind, asking such questions.

"We were supposed to migrate, but it's too late to go anywhere, and we don't want to leave you alone. That's why we came to live with you.- says a tall man with gorgeous purple hair.

- Why should I leave you in my house all of a sudden?

At that moment, the guy with the pink hair almost throws himself at your leg. He squeezes your leg and looks at you with puppy dog eyes. His wings, the same pink with yellow speckles, are beating on the floor behind his back.

- Please, we have nowhere to go! We're going to freeze! We have nothing to eat! We have nowhere to live! Please, we love you so much, don't send us away!- he's already breaking down into some kind of crying, and the number of sobs and pleas is off the scale.

- Okay, okay, just don't cry!- you succumb to his charm and entreaties, seeing how a child's smile blossoms on his face.

- But first of all, who are you?..- you're just hoping for at least a small answer.

They are silent for a while, but soon you hear.

- We are your destiny.

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Haha, it's so weird, yeah? But, it just beginning. I want to show you how I see the villains in the form of Lepidoptera.

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Hi! It's my first time here. And I just want warning you. English not my language, soooo.. if you want asking me something please try not to shorten the words to peas, I won't understand it. Now, I want to post all sorts of buns with jojo. Yes, I like it.

Why Diavolo here? Uh, well, He was washed in the washing machine and now he is warming himself in a blanket.

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