dansemacabredarling

[dansemacabredarling]

Called magic tomfoolery today, so if I go missing, assume Gale fireballed my house.

#he’d be so pissed off #bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #gale #gale of waterdeep #bg3 gale

[dansemacabredarling]

I believe in Astarion laying on Gale’s chest, sleeping soundly and knowing he’s safe.

#*that one cat meme crunching sound* #that’s me munching #bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #astarion #bg3 astarion #bloodweave #bg3 gale #gale of waterdeep #gale x astarion #gale #bg3 bloodweave

[dansemacabredarling]

Looking at Astarion with an “I can make him feel again” type vibe.

#bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #astarion #bg3 astarion

[dansemacabredarling]

Bloodweave, everyone. Bloodweave.

#the spice of life #bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #bloodweave #gale x astarion #bg3 bloodweave

[dansemacabredarling]

I tell you, Baldur’s Gate 3 is crazy because it makes an hour pass in fifteen minutes and suddenly my computer is dead.

#yes i play on a laptop no it is not designed for it #bg3 #baldur's gate 3

[dansemacabredarling]

☝️ Live footage of me when I read this.

I take so much damage straight to my core when I think about this. I love him so much.

I do headcanon that the more Astarion feels accepted by his partner, his grins and laughs become more "fangy". He doesn't have to hide the fangs as he's accepted just the way he is. He stops seeing himself as a monster.

#bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #astarion #bg3 astarion

[dansemacabredarling]

Listen, I have over a hundred hours in BG3 and I still have no idea what any of the tadfools were doing when they were taken. So if there is a scene in the game where you figure it out, do tell me because as of now I am perfectly content with thinking that Gale was munching some pasta and a tentacle just reached through his window and yoinked him.

#also hello i am still of this earth #bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 gale #gale of waterdeep #gale

[dansemacabredarling]

Baldur’s Goober.

#please click for better quality #i am begging you it got munched #bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 fanart #bg3 shitpost #astarion #bg3 astarion #bg3 gale #gale of waterdeep #gale #karlach #bg3 karlach #shadowheart #bg3 shadowheart #my doodles

[dansemacabredarling]

I have always found it a bit strange that you can invite literal children to your camp in BG3. Like, do you know what goes on in here? Do you have any idea?

#bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 camp

[dansemacabredarling]

Bloodweave is the love of my life because Astarion would shank someone who so much as looks at Gale the wrong way and Gale would fireball everyone who’s ever hurt Astarion in a heartbeat if he asked.

#bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #astarion #bg3 astarion #bloodweave #gale x astarion #bg3 gale #gale of waterdeep #gale #bg3 bloodweave

[dansemacabredarling]

It is my personal belief that in honor of Djungelskog, shopping at IKEA should be called "skoging."

#not bg3 #djungelskog #ikea

[dansemacabredarling]

I simply believe that Astarion and Gale should kiss and love each other and break the cycle.

#bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #astarion #bg3 astarion #bloodweave #gale x astarion #bg3 gale #gale of waterdeep #gale #bg3 bloodweave

[dansemacabredarling]

He is pondering the orb

#himb face!!! #bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #astarion #bg3 astarion #bloodweave #gale x astarion #bg3 gale #gale of waterdeep #gale #bg3 bloodweave #bg3 fanart #bloodweave fanart

[dansemacabredarling]

I am a firm believer in Astarion giving Gale nuzzles and headbutts to show affection.

#anything cat-like is peak astarion performance and you know it. #bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #astarion #bg3 astarion #bloodweave #gale x astarion #bg3 gale #gale of waterdeep #gale #bg3 bloodweave

[dansemacabredarling]

I feel like Astarion is the type of guy to say that rules are not only made to be broken, but learning rules and their details in the first place should only be in preparation to break them in the most strategic way possible.

#and yes this man did go to law school i believe #bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #astarion #bg3 astarion

[dansemacabredarling]

Looking at Astarion and Bloodweave, wondering what it’s like to fall in love without wanting to but failing to fall asleep at night, taunted by horrors you can’t leave behind and desperately trying to cling to something despite the fear of losing it, because love remains far more sacred than the pain.

#ahh yeah this is basically what goes on in my head #bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #astarion #bg3 astarion #bloodweave #gale x astarion #bg3 gale #gale of waterdeep #gale #bg3 bloodweave

[dansemacabredarling]

#baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #astarion #bg3 astarion #bg3 gale #gale #gale of waterdeep #gale x astarion #bg3 fanart #tw blo0d #bloodweave #bg3 bloodweave #valc0 #tw spicy #bloodweave fanart