btw gale loses all composure when hes horny. can't even make out the words "please" or "thank you", he just starts to dote on you and, when he's particularly needy, he'll grind up against you and paw at your clothes until you get the hint. he told me himself.
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He's just that kinda guy, huh
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silly bloodweave shitpost doodle bc i love them !!!
https://x.com/yikessmicah/status/1784364955245940907
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To all the Durges out there facing Allegations about a certain Gortash guy
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Durge: *is just chilling, drawing in their sketchbook (which may or may not be filled with gruesome imagery).*
Gortash: *strolls in and drops himself onto the loveseat in front of Durge, disrobes and stretches out nude*
Durge: Excuse me?
Gortash: Draw me like one of your dead girls.
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Wyll is going to camp timeout for making me cry.
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hello yes i would like to report a murder
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i never should have bought this game now youre all going to suffer for it
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Elminster rockin his new outfit ✨
Thank you @lowrifaberart for that amazing tweet
Hey I made the Jojo walk a print on INPRNT… I mean… if you wanna…
I’ll be making stickers too in a bit—
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Showed my mum Astarion.
She concludes that he is sexy cause he has the body language and looks of David bowie.
But he talks and acts like Tim curry.
These are the most sexy men in the world according to my mum. I can't unsee it now.
David Bowie and Tim Curry's lovechild is a sexy, sassy vampire. Sounds about right.
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guys i’ve got to admit. i have no idea how in hell astarion’s hair works and it’s driving me insane
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I had this joke stuck in my head for days so i needed to let it out i swear i can only hear the weed
bonus:
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Gortash: *gets punched in the face during a tavern brawl* Mind the face, dammit!
Durge: *throws someone over the bar so they can check on Gortash* NOBODY TOUCH HIS BEAUTIFUL FACE OR I’LL GUT YOU
Gortash: *blushes* ahem… you think I’m beautiful? 🥹
Durge: Oh shit. Did I say beautiful? I meant bigot…full
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