Bothering the beast
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the idealized version of my tomorrow self will fix this
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the idealized version of my tomorrow self will fix this
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This shit makes me eat drywall
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blows my mind that i have little online friends who mildly care about me. it’s really nice
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I have never wanted to open a spam email so badly
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crying bc I’ll never be able to buy giant bagels off a kentrosaurus
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Saw this license plate today and I'm still ugly laughing about it
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i love when fragrantica reviews feel like someone just started talking to me while we wait for the bus and then when it comes it turns out they weren't even getting on the bus and they just walk away
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They're going crazy on LinkedIn
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Harrow: my deepest darkest trauma is that my parents killed a bunch of children in order to make me into a powerful necromancer. they died for me. their blood is on my hands.
Gideon: that sucks dude. anyways I'm going to sacrifice myself to save your life. you'll be an even more powerful necromancer. pretty sick, huh?
Gideon: why are you so upset about this
Gideon: is it because you don't like me
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Images you can hear
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