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#yeah. yeah #yeahhhhhhhh #im so unwell

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rb and put in the tags your username without using the middle row of the keyboard

#retym #HELP

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okay maybe i should actually make a separate post promoting it...

hi wynn tumblr!! i wrote a fic!! its about the twains!! i wanted to look at their dynamic as kids + sort of come up with why theo might be as big of a dickhead as he is. so i gave him trauma~

also, bak'al shows up and almost kills a child. so nothing out of the ordinary for him

here's the link! enjoy! :3

#wynncraft #theorick twain #mael twain #rickeo twain #dwendle twain #(me tagging them all as if im not the only person who cares about these stupid wizard siblings) #bak'al #<---- now THIS tag will get me some traction. bitches love that ginger

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This machine kills AI

#this is really reassuring actually #art followers. look at this

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okay so i ended up dropping this project and then picking it up again months later which is why this took so long, but i did actually finish and post this fic for anyone interested! gonna tag everyone who showed interest in the idea on this original post, hope u guys dont mind but id just really love some eyes on it !! <3

@airinyourtires @soapy-birblover @kasi-hmtn @eliias-bouchard @randomname3 @ivory-obsidian !!!

would any of yall read a fic about the twain family or am i about to waste a few hours of my life

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hey former watcher fans. psst. come here. looking to fill the quirky duo ghost hunting shaped hole in your hearts?? may i offer nick and ryan !! theyre both sort of sceptics and sort of not. know how to have a laugh and when to take everything a little more seriously. and bonus, they have good banter with their camera man too and theyre all around really funny :3

#and yes one of them is in fact nexpo #nick and ryan #watcher

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Kicks sand in his face

#the most fucked up guy of them all #i think hes evil because hes ginger. personally #(op i thank u for this food u feed bak'al fans on this website so well know ur work does not go unnoticed)

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RB if you think CD drives in computers are not obsolete, but in fact still necessary, despite being artificially phased out

#my beloved CD drive is the only reason i could burn CDs to listen to with my dad in his old car

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hello fnaf fandom. im back again with another script :3

MR SCHMIDT [act 2]

1989. Following his father's trial, Michael attempts to live a normal life. But as yet another tragedy strikes Hurricane, he once more becomes tangled in the twisted world left in the wake of William Afton's countless crimes.

MR SCHMIDT [act 2] is a 190k word conclusion to my trilogy of scripts which aim to retell fnaf lore from scratch. the same storyline, the same characters, from a different angle just a little more fleshed out. you can read the whole series here!

this fic is the second part of the michael-centric sequel to the william-centric first script. it took months of work and it's an absolute labor of love. i could not be more happy with the final product and i poured my very heart into it. any and all comments on it would be appreciated to make all the hard work really worth it <3

here are a few snippets in case u wanna get a feel for it before you read!

you can read the fic here, but make sure to read the first two in the series first before you get on that!

#PREV AHHHH DONT MAKE ME CRY #THANK U SM #the coming of age vibe was exactly what i was shooting for.... at the end of the day its michael's really fucked up coming of age story.... #moving on from his trauma and getting to go on his little road trip at the end of it all................... #you get me you get me. thank u sm

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#does the yankees cap i wear with zero interest in baseball count #oh and i have this fc barcelona arm band ive been wearing for 8 years because of a bet with my dad (i dont watch football) #and my dad gave me some of his bc lions merch cuz he took me to a match once (1) and then told me i didnt have to give it back

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I'm sure this has been done before but alas

#me btw #if u even care

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My interpretation of Poseidon from Epic: the musical :D

This took me 3 whole weeks help

#HOOOOLY FUCK #THIS IS SO COOL

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where am i

#HELP

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Forgive me.

#oh........ oh.................... #dont do this to ME

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Odysseus in Epic: the musical

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|| Birds of War

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The obsession for Epic continues with Odysseus and Athena

Their relationship is... Complex

#oh...... oh..... ough #owie #right in the feels #I LVOE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE THE WAY U DRAW ATHENA AGHHHH