darthbenn

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stars down 0-2 in the series to Vegas

#stars lb #dallas stars

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we really had our best season ever for this…

#stars lb

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alright everyone decide now what you’re going to sacrifice so that roope can score again

#stars lb #dallas stars #roope hintz

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oh god LORD

#stars lb

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it’s the way I’ve thought esa has scored twice now

#stars lb #I love that blonde bitch

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fuck

#stars lb

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Jake oettinger is my religion

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okay but I love when players yap at each other in the penalty box

#it is honestly so wild that the boxes are just like lowkey connected #like only a half wall separated them #no glass #just the scoring table

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Ryan fucking Suter….

#stars lb #defend something!

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not the goalie chant after 1 goal…🫣🫠

#girlies #what r u doing #stars lb

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If you green fuckers don’t shoot the damn puck….THANK YOU

#stars lb #I wasn’t wrong

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ahhh yes mark stone was knocked down by *record scratch* JASON ROBERTSON!?

#stars lb #hell yeah

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fine if the refs don’t want to call anything…hit those sparkly bitches

#stars lb

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….i don’t understand why this line is starting again

#and that’s the tea #stars lb #not u defense love u

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ofc it was stone blocking the pass

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MARCHMENT GOAL WITH AN ASSIST FROM OETTINGER! FRIENDSHIP IS SO ALIVE!

#stars lb

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5 goals in the first period alone

#stars lb #highkey it’s actually 6 goals #but whatever