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daslanv · 9 months
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Happy birthday, David! 🥳🎂
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daslanv · 9 months
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SCAR-THEMED HEADCANONS
TW for self-harm
how many scars does your muse have?
is there a scar they don't like to talk about?
do they have any "mundane" scars? caused by a paper cuts, falling against a corner, an operation... ?
do they have any childhood scars?
do they have any battle scar?
are they proud of their scar?
do they tend to hide their scar?
which scar was caused by the worst wound?
do they have any funny story related to one or more of their scars?
do they have any scary story related to one or more of their scars?
do they have any scar shaped in a very particular way?
do they like it when people touch their scars?
did they ever come up with some absurd story about their scars?
do they have any scar caused by someone they still have a positive relationship with?
do they have any scar caused by someone they consider an enemy or a rival?
[ TW ] is any scar a reminder of a near-death experience?
[ TW ] do they have any scar caused by self-harming?
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daslanv · 9 months
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[TEXT - Kit] No no, everything is fine. I had a problem with a customer at The Underground but the situation has been handled very well y vso horosho. The thing is, that idiot was thinking I would be the one to spend the night here and I have no car, and I left everything at my office. Lavender Hill. I know it sounds romantic but no, thanks.
David sighed, quite amused, even though he felt terrible for scaring Kit with his first text.
[TEXT - Kit] Oh, and I smell like lasagne. That's the least funny part, to me.
[DAVID] - you’re gonna laugh, but can you pick me up at the police station?
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Laughter was not her reaction at all. That was only pure concern, maybe with a touch of curiousity thrown in.
[Text - David]: I can, of course. But do I need to bring my chequebook for bail money? A change of clothes or anything practical? Because to be honest, I'm kind of freaking out a little bit and some practicality would help calm me down. Also, which station?
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daslanv · 9 months
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"Da, I have heard that and it is not so impossible... Ohne of those eight-legged bastards bit me last week, it hurt like crazy," he muttered with a bitter smile. David thanked Alex for helping him, then looked around as if it was hard for him to accept that someone (or something!) could steal his 'lair' and vegetables at the same time. How insensitive! "Maybe I could, but I do not think I want my neighbors to know if I have a gun," he said with a smile. "The less they know the better. Hm, maybe firecrackers should do the trick, but I do not have those." He turned to Alex again. "Should we get a few?"
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Alex shook her head in amusement. "Yeah no. I'd rather know that they're there. Most of all spiders because they crawl into peoples mouths when they're sleeping." She smirked, wondering if that would freak the tough man out even more. She kind of thought it was funny that she was the tough one out of the two in this regard.
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Reaching out, she took his hand to help him out of the water, that stupid grin of amusement still on her face. "You know whats technically part of your 'lair' right? They just stole it along with your veggies." She hummed. "Dont you have a gun or knife? You could fire the gun just to scare them if you're too nice to shoot them." She teased.
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daslanv · 9 months
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                                 BIO ◆ RULES ◆ STARTERS
—                               We all need to look into the dark side of our nature                 
                                         - that's where the energy is, the passion. 
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daslanv · 9 months
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David furrowed his brows for a moment. Knowing that those monsters could be lurking somewhere and he wouldn't know about that sounded worse, he had to agree with Alex. But then he noticed why it wasn't so bad. "My daughter always says that she does not mind having spiders around as long as she can't see them," he replied, amused. "I have never seen a spider steal vegetables from my kitchen, though..."
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David extended his hand and waved, asking Alex for a little assistance. "Help me get out of the monsters' lair. This crawlspace is not a good place for a conversation about mad rodents."
“I Guarantee that there are possums in London too.  You just don’t see them.  Which sis actually scarier isn’t it?”  She snorted a laugh, still not believing that this dangerous assiasn always called her for rodents.
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daslanv · 9 months
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Can I buy you a drink? - Briar (=D)
At first, David wasn't sure if he was an addressee here, but a quick glance helped him realize that there weren't many people around them and the woman was talking to him. Feeling not as chatty as usual, David wondered if he should politely decline, but after a moment he smiled and agreed with a nod. Maybe it wasn't such a bad idea and it would improve his mood.
"Wow, I must be looking far more miserable than I thought," he said jokingly. "Or quite the opposite – an option I am hoping for."
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daslanv · 9 months
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Send "Can I buy you a drink?" and my muse will react to your muse hitting on them in a bar
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daslanv · 9 months
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"Of course, those creatures from hell can not go a day without making my life miserable. What a crazy place, I am starting to miss London!"
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“....was it the possum again?”
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daslanv · 9 months
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"Looks like... They are gone."
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daslanv · 10 months
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daslanv · 1 year
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Dylan McDermott Gif Pack
page updated: please click the source link to find 160 gifs of Dylan McDermott in the show Stalker.
birth year: 1961 triggers: guns, bones, some flashing lights (emergency vehicles)
If you would like to support me consider buying me a ko-fi
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please do not repost or use in crackship gifs or hunts. and please like or reblog this post if using.
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daslanv · 1 year
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WHAT COLOR IS YOUR LOVE?
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warm burnt orange
Riding off into the sunset, the hope of a happy ending, the bitter after taste that still in it's own way smells kinda great. Your love is all bitter hopefulness, all about a broken heart that refuses to quit, all about the unshakable knowledge that a burning fire has a great comforting warm and a soft glowing light, all about the way when the sun comes down there's a beautiful starry night. It's stubbornness, it's the refusal to give up, the clutching of broken shards despite the searing pain and being adamant that dammit you can still make a beautiful stained glass window out of it. Yours is a screaming heart, a pleading love, a bitter and almost belligerent hopefulness that things will still work out even if you have to roll up your sleeves and make them. And god, aren't you tired? Isn't your heart heavy? Is all your hard work worth it? Don't you just want to curl up and let it be? Let the fire turn to ashes and the sky turn dark and let love die down and watch people leave? But you don't, do you? You're the bravest out of all of us, so you pick up the pieces and you keep going, you keep believing and you keep your heart full of hope because some day. Some day you know you'll get it. You keep riding off into the sunset and you keep filling my heart with hope as you go because god, how do I wish you finally get it too.
tagged by: @kit-just-kit
tagging: again, it's been ages so I'll just leave it here, feel free to steal the meme
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daslanv · 1 year
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"Is that fun fact about eyes real? The 'eyes have separate immune system' one. I can not stop thinking about it and I am starting to believe it has to be fake."
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daslanv · 1 year
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"This sounds like a great story but I am not buying it. Dogs do not eat kids' homework and one does not leave something as important at home either." David arched a brow waiting for a more satisfying answer but, clearly, that wasn't going to happen. "Please, indulge me about what really happened to the only thing that matters now?"
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daslanv · 1 year
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I'm starting to think life loves trolling me whenever I feel things might be getting better but fuck that. We're not letting shit stand in the way. I said I'm coming back so a comeback it is lol
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I'll reblog this on all my blogs so sorry for the spam.
I wanted to keep at least some of the old threads but going back to those is a bit of a muse killer, especially on Skyler's blog since it's a bit crowded. Maybe I'll decide to keep those with <5 notes and/or post some new starters, but starting with no old threads at all might be the best option here.
I hate dropping good threads but I don't wanna get stuck and we can always headcanon them.
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