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I love homestuck bc these are the same people

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homestuck amirite

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i made a homestuck kin assignment quiz >:)

#dave #didnt need a quiz to tell me tht

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yall got legs?

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hey kid

what do you want for your birthday?

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happy birthday homestuck 😊😊🤮 also yea he’s coughing in the 4th pic

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the first image is a lineup of all the beta homestuck characters. rose is first, one hand pointing up and the other towards the ground. rocking the no eyes look, cause like, if the striders get no mouths then the lalondes get no eyes. right? anyway please immediately forget this information for the third image where roxy has eyes and oh my god it’s june time! she has short hair that is wavy-ish and looks based as fuck. jade is here too and she is super cool. big poofy hair. then there’s dave and he’s cool too. he looks like a slicked back weasel. they’re all wearing their god tiers

second and third image are of the beta kids. roxy and jane pose epically together in the first picture. roxy holds a levitating generic object and jane holds her little mini trident thing. and yeah roxy has eyes because she has the little mask thing and like that’s so cute how can i not draw her with that.

anyway then there’s dirk and jake in the third pic. dirk looks like an unamused dalmatian, in resonance and in spirit. his hair is very angular. jake is there too and WHOAA HIS COCK IS HUGE!! sorry. anyway he looks happy as a clam and has lots of hair on his silly legs.

in the 4th pic, june, karkat and dave are smoking a joint together. dave is taking a hit and karkat is wheezing his lungs out to the point of tears. he thinks, “WOW I’M SUCH A LOSER” while dave thinks, “wow he’s such a loser.” june is staring blankly into the distance with a smirk plastered on her face thinking, “best of garfield hallmark montage $14.99 blockbuster compilation” and then it cuts off so sorry but you won’t be able to hear the rest of that sentence. sorry.

i will start the description for the fifth image with only its text: SO. MANY. HOES. rose lalonde is positively SURROUNDED by the finest madames and mademoiselles homestuck has to offer. with a vriska on her left, and a terezi on her right, she looks quite pleased with herself. vriska looks like she has neither showered nor had a coherent thought in 2 weeks. terezi looks like she is about to bite someone, though is keeping her cool for now. kanaya is awkwardly sitting on the floor beside them, with an expression that reads “kill me”, though is not explicitly written on the page. june is there too. looking quite amused

last image is just karkat flipping you off

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i rainbow drinked you

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Vriska is the most important character in Homestuck because. because its a WEB comic

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hell fucking yes. terezi

of cource…

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prev post yeah no you're right i just remembered the time i was infodumping about hs to a friend and explained the alpha kid love square stuff and she went 'hold up i need to see what all the fuss is about' so she googled jake on her phone and immediately went into hysterics

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on god this is just how they rap in my mind

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I forgort to post this

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I can’t hear that ps5 meme as anything other than this

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